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Five reasons Romney should pick Hillary as his VP (Vanity)
FreeRepublic - Vanity | April 11, 2012 | NorthernCrunchyCon

Posted on 04/11/2012 7:18:35 PM PDT by NorthernCrunchyCon

5. It would shore up Romney's popularity with women voters.

4. A Romney/Hillary ticket would increase GOP appeal among moderates and independents in blue states and swing states, as well as minority voters concerned with Romney's Mormonism.

3. A Romney/Hillary ticket would distance the GOP from GW Bush, the Tea Party and the religious right in the minds of voters.

2. Hillary was born into and raised in an Republican establishment family.

1. The most important thing this election is to stop Obama before he can do four more years of damage.


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To: garjog; NorthernCrunchyCon
Maybe Romney could take Hillary as one of his spiritual wives? That would get the polygamist as well as the feminist vote!

Ummm...You forget that with Mormonism, spiritual wives are FOREVER. Do you really think any man would be willing to make that kind of sacrifice you're suggesting here? [Especially with more & more of the polygamist vote either in jail on felonies with their wives either being too young to vote, or not accorded voting privileges by their master hubby?]

Nah, I think Mitt would be "happy enough" to be promised Hillary's concubine-interns.

51 posted on 04/11/2012 7:49:55 PM PDT by Colofornian ( It's not even 'conservative convictions' be damned anymore; they've ALREADY BEEN anathematized.)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

Is Daily Kos down?


52 posted on 04/11/2012 7:50:22 PM PDT by NoLibZone (Anybody but Obama, because it's not always about me. Thank God McCain/Palin lost! - Right?)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

Are you freaking nuts?


53 posted on 04/11/2012 7:54:39 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Steyn: Obama sez: "Nice little Supreme Court you got here. Shame if anything were to happen to it.")
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

8. hildabeast has more testosterone


54 posted on 04/11/2012 7:55:14 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

8. hildabeast has more testosterone


55 posted on 04/11/2012 7:55:28 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

I was waiting for the /s and there was none? kidding, right??


56 posted on 04/11/2012 7:55:53 PM PDT by marygam ((Hurry November 2012, we might not make it))
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To: dynachrome

oops. double clutched.


57 posted on 04/11/2012 7:56:26 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: NoLibZone; NorthernCrunchyCon
Is Daily Kos down?

(Given that Mitt is WAY to the left of JFK & Lyndon B. Johnson...Could you imagine JFK introducing socialized healthcare in MA or LBJ doing the same thing in Texas?...The Romneybot support on FR is an ethereal virtual "DK"...a Twilight Zone of sorts where we awoke and wondered why 85%-90%+ of the nation seems to be committed to voting for one of two mainstream POTUS liberals this November)

58 posted on 04/11/2012 7:56:26 PM PDT by Colofornian ( It's not even 'conservative convictions' be damned anymore; they've ALREADY BEEN anathematized.)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon
Five reasons Romney should pick Hillary as his VP

Look, you're supposed to pick the red pill OR the blue pill, not BOTH, you idiot. Report to a poison control center immediately!


59 posted on 04/11/2012 7:56:34 PM PDT by Talisker (He who commands, must obey.)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

They do have a good bit in common. Support for socialized medicine, gun control, gay marriage, “man caused” global warming, ect....ect.


60 posted on 04/11/2012 7:57:49 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon
Sounds great.

Picking a murdering psychopath as VP would definitely raise my confidence in him as being level headed.

61 posted on 04/11/2012 7:59:13 PM PDT by IMR 4350
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

Five reasons Romney should pick Hillary as his VP (Vanity)

#1 You are crazy
#2 You are off your rocker
#3 You are a DNC troll
#4 You are a Dailt KOS/DU troll
#5 You are from a different planet, in a different galaxy (far, far away) and John Lithgow has not finished debriefing you.


62 posted on 04/11/2012 8:00:13 PM PDT by BwanaNdege (Man has often lost his way, but modern man has lost his address - Gilbert K. Chesterton)
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To: NonValueAdded; NorthernCrunchyCon
Are you freaking nuts?

Hey, it's a "masterpiece" move.

The ONE thing 100% of FREEPERS seem to be agreed upon is that our country can't survive another 4 years of Obama.

This would meet 100% that objective.

I mean, hey...in the early 1990s Hillary headed the very first attempt to get socialized healthcare into the system.

She failed. Mitt succeeded.

Mitt outliberalized Hillary on socialized healthcare!

If Mitt's liberal success here wasn't a provocation to the GoP, why would Hillary prove any more upsetting than Mitt? 'Tis a perfect liberal package! They deserve each other!

63 posted on 04/11/2012 8:01:18 PM PDT by Colofornian ( It's not even 'conservative convictions' be damned anymore; they've ALREADY BEEN anathematized.)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

What’s really sad is it’s probably true.


64 posted on 04/11/2012 8:03:19 PM PDT by Linda Frances (Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness.)
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To: SamAdams76

You joined FR on Valentines Day just so you could post this crap?


So what? Don’t read it, then.


65 posted on 04/11/2012 8:06:25 PM PDT by unkus (Silence Is Consent)
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To: BwanaNdege

Definitely number five: “#5 You are from a different planet, in a different galaxy (far, far away) and John Lithgow has not finished debriefing you.”

But prior to ascending to the Celestial Kingdom, I was Parley Pratt - the common ancestor between Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman. Back then, we believers in the restored gospel were good Democrats. So sorry great-great-grandsonny, no white horse for you!


66 posted on 04/11/2012 8:07:17 PM PDT by NorthernCrunchyCon (Christ is risen!)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

6. Hillary won Rush Limbaugh’s support during the 2008 primary season.


67 posted on 04/11/2012 8:09:18 PM PDT by Fiji Hill (Deo Vindice!)
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To: IMR 4350; NorthernCrunchyCon
Picking a murdering psychopath as VP would definitely raise my confidence in him as being level headed.

Exactly!

The pair are made for each other. Here...I'll show you what I mean...Here's murderin' Mitt in his own words during two late 2007 media interviews well after his "pro-life" altar calls:

December 4, 2007: Romney: ...surplus embryos...Those embryos, I hope, could be available for adoption for people who would like to adopt embryos. But if a parent decides they would want to donate one of those embryos for purposes of research, in my view, that's acceptable. It should not be made against the law."

"If a parent decides they want to donate" their offspring "for purposes of research" or adopt him/her out, "in my view, that's acceptable" -- says Mitt!

8/12/07 interview with Chris Wallace of Fox (talking about his "pro-abortion" days: Romney: "I never called myself pro-choice. I never allowed myself to use the word pro-choice because I didn't FEEL I was pro-choice. I would protect the law, I said, as it was, but I wasn't pro-choice, and so..."

OKayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Well...a number of FREEPERs -- by supporting Mitt -- have basically said "to hell with the womb" anyway... (And then they wonder why this country is under economic judgment)

68 posted on 04/11/2012 8:10:01 PM PDT by Colofornian ( It's not even 'conservative convictions' be damned anymore; they've ALREADY BEEN anathematized.)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

You ARE kidding, right? Romney, if he ends up being our nominee, had better pick someone who his polar opposite:

Newt Gingrich
Alan West
Rick Santorum
Marco Rubio

(I cannot think of any more conservatives, but you get my drift)


69 posted on 04/11/2012 8:11:06 PM PDT by madison10
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon
Maybe you didn't get the message. NO RINO's. NO ROMNEY! Period!

No more RINOS!! NO ROMNEY!!

IBTZ

70 posted on 04/11/2012 8:12:59 PM PDT by Upstate NY Guy
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

Perhaps Romney should name Jesse Jackson as his running mate. Jackson has experience campaigning for national office, and he could help Romney in Illinois, where he’s based as well as in parts of the South, where he won a number of delegates when he ran for president.


71 posted on 04/11/2012 8:16:07 PM PDT by Fiji Hill (Deo Vindice!)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

I think that romney should run as VP under obama, and biden should be appointed ambassador to the moon, where his talents would prove most effective. Shrillary can be re-assigned to the department of crazy-eyed people, and have Pelosi as her assistant and mentor.


72 posted on 04/11/2012 8:16:16 PM PDT by factoryrat (We are the producers, the creators. Grow it, mine it, build it.)
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To: All

For those of you asking whether this was satire on my part: Seriously, if you have to ask the question, what does that say about the current state of the GOPe?


73 posted on 04/11/2012 8:17:11 PM PDT by NorthernCrunchyCon (Christ is risen!)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

He might as well, they are both flaming liberals, and he’s not going to get the conservative vote anyway.


74 posted on 04/11/2012 8:18:13 PM PDT by PhiloBedo (You gotta roll with the punches and get with what's real.)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

8. Hillary was a Goldwater Girl in ‘64. How much more hard-core can you get?


75 posted on 04/11/2012 8:23:30 PM PDT by Fiji Hill (Deo Vindice!)
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To: factoryrat

> I think that romney should run as VP under obama, and biden should be appointed ambassador to the moon...

I could see Romney as Obama’s VP - after all, he inspired many of Obama’s policies, and his old man George was buddies with Saul Alinsky as governor of Michigan.

However, not sure Romney would agree to exiling Biden to the moon. It might not go over with the race of seven-foot tall Quakers that live there, according to the revelations of Joseph Smith Jr.


76 posted on 04/11/2012 8:25:37 PM PDT by NorthernCrunchyCon (Christ is risen!)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

SERIOUSLY humor challenged folks around here tonight.....


77 posted on 04/11/2012 8:31:02 PM PDT by moonhawk (Rush, Mark, Sean: Conservative talkers. Sarah, Newt: Conservative DOers. Mitt: Conservative faker)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

that should kill is and our country.


78 posted on 04/11/2012 8:35:46 PM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon
1)In spite of being a Marxist all of her life she might actually be less of a liberal than Mitt.

2)She might be smarter than Biden.

3)Her husband was the first black president.

79 posted on 04/11/2012 8:39:36 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

Another excellent choice for Romney’s running mate would be Dennis Kucinich. Kucinich has experience running for national office and is a proven vote-getter in urban communities where Republicans have failed to make inroads for decades. With Kucinich at his side, the Obama machine would be unable to link Romney to George W. Bush, because Kucinich tried to get Bush impeached.


80 posted on 04/11/2012 8:39:52 PM PDT by Fiji Hill (Deo Vindice!)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

Talk about a death wish for Romney!!!!! He might as well put a 44 to his head and pull the trigger!!!


81 posted on 04/11/2012 8:40:28 PM PDT by RatRipper (I'll ride a turtle to work every day before I buy anything from Government Motors.)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

That’s crazy. Everyone knows he’s picking Oprah for VP.


82 posted on 04/11/2012 8:47:57 PM PDT by Dagnabitt ("None of the above" ain't running.)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

This is gaining traction on a lot of forums and message boards..my personal opinion is someone is thinking since zero is dividing the country..lets try dividing the democratic mindset. Since obama wants class warfare, Let’s remind the voters he denied her the history of being the first women pres...she is more qualified than him, she warned us about the 3am phone call..yadda yadda yadda...just to see how hard they can push before his ego gets the best of him...

Carl rove...you magnificent bastard...LOL


83 posted on 04/11/2012 8:51:14 PM PDT by OL Hickory (Jesus and the American soldier-1 died for your soul/1 died for your freedom)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

Nah - Hillary’s going to the Supreme Court when Obama wins his second term.....


84 posted on 04/11/2012 8:54:41 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

BRILLIANT !


85 posted on 04/11/2012 9:03:40 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

Yes, but which one of the two would be the more conservative one?

Hillary or Romney?


86 posted on 04/11/2012 9:08:45 PM PDT by gogogodzilla (Live free or die!)
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To: moonhawk

We are sort of edgy aren’t we? I’ve gotta stop reading the news and political stuff, sense of humor is dying...


87 posted on 04/11/2012 9:11:01 PM PDT by madison10
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To: gogogodzilla

“Yes, but which one of the two would be the more conservative one?

Hillary or Romney?”

It depends on who Romney is speaking to.


88 posted on 04/11/2012 9:15:03 PM PDT by NorthernCrunchyCon (Christ is risen!)
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To: Dagnabitt

“That’s crazy. Everyone knows he’s picking Oprah for VP.”

That would certainly split the double-voting in Chicago.


89 posted on 04/11/2012 9:17:50 PM PDT by NorthernCrunchyCon (Christ is risen!)
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To: dynachrome
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90 posted on 04/11/2012 9:20:07 PM PDT by baddog 219
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To: baddog 219

Hillary is not Natural Born.

She exited a different orifice.

Close, but no cigar.

:)


91 posted on 04/11/2012 10:02:44 PM PDT by Blado (Hey libs - write in Mick Jagger! He's the more Authentic African-American!)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

Satire right???

If not, then you need to remove your tinfoil hat. It is receiving bad transmissions


92 posted on 04/11/2012 10:19:11 PM PDT by Nifster
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

Well I voted for Hillary in the Texas primary just like Rush said to. Still did not stop the Ocommunist.

But, I will NEVER vote for the ORomney communist.


93 posted on 04/11/2012 10:26:45 PM PDT by FlyingEagle
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To: DManA
"Is Angela Davis still alive?"

I was thinking Maxine Waters. Black, female, Socialist, dumb as a box of hair, drooling idiot.....perfect.

94 posted on 04/11/2012 11:30:13 PM PDT by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: steel_resolve
You see what you did there? You went full retard. You never go full retard

Buwhahahaha AWWW crap. There went a full cup of coffee all over the monitor, all over the desk, the keyboard. Silly as it seems that would at least get me to the polling booth although it seems almost as silly as buying a ticket to a huge powerball drawing. Chances are it wouldn't pay off. As ridiculous as this sounds she might even do a good job compared to Obama.

95 posted on 04/12/2012 5:42:56 AM PDT by badpacifist (stupid people are dangerous)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

thought you meant Hillary Rosen, bc she’s done more for Romney in the past 24 hours than anyone else!


96 posted on 04/12/2012 5:45:41 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

Well Romney could give her some needed hair care tips


97 posted on 04/12/2012 5:48:50 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

Actually you helped me see the light and gave me a new tag line.


98 posted on 04/12/2012 5:53:20 AM PDT by badpacifist (Romney campaign slogan ..Complete your left turn)
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To: Waryone

Ouch!

That hit home!


99 posted on 04/12/2012 6:20:24 AM PDT by BwanaNdege (Man has often lost his way, but modern man has lost his address - Gilbert K. Chesterton)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon
Five reasons Romney should pick Hillary as his VP

6. Backwoods Engineer and his household would have one more reason not to vote for Mitt Romney.

100 posted on 04/12/2012 6:22:51 AM PDT by backwoods-engineer (I will vote against ANY presidential candidate who had non-citizen parents.)
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