Look, you're supposed to pick the red pill OR the blue pill, not BOTH, you idiot. Report to a poison control center immediately!
Posted on 04/11/2012 7:18:35 PM PDT by NorthernCrunchyCon
5. It would shore up Romney's popularity with women voters.
4. A Romney/Hillary ticket would increase GOP appeal among moderates and independents in blue states and swing states, as well as minority voters concerned with Romney's Mormonism.
3. A Romney/Hillary ticket would distance the GOP from GW Bush, the Tea Party and the religious right in the minds of voters.
2. Hillary was born into and raised in an Republican establishment family.
1. The most important thing this election is to stop Obama before he can do four more years of damage.
Ummm...You forget that with Mormonism, spiritual wives are FOREVER. Do you really think any man would be willing to make that kind of sacrifice you're suggesting here? [Especially with more & more of the polygamist vote either in jail on felonies with their wives either being too young to vote, or not accorded voting privileges by their master hubby?]
Nah, I think Mitt would be "happy enough" to be promised Hillary's concubine-interns.
Is Daily Kos down?
Are you freaking nuts?
8. hildabeast has more testosterone
8. hildabeast has more testosterone
I was waiting for the /s and there was none? kidding, right??
oops. double clutched.
(Given that Mitt is WAY to the left of JFK & Lyndon B. Johnson...Could you imagine JFK introducing socialized healthcare in MA or LBJ doing the same thing in Texas?...The Romneybot support on FR is an ethereal virtual "DK"...a Twilight Zone of sorts where we awoke and wondered why 85%-90%+ of the nation seems to be committed to voting for one of two mainstream POTUS liberals this November)
Look, you're supposed to pick the red pill OR the blue pill, not BOTH, you idiot. Report to a poison control center immediately!
They do have a good bit in common. Support for socialized medicine, gun control, gay marriage, “man caused” global warming, ect....ect.
Picking a murdering psychopath as VP would definitely raise my confidence in him as being level headed.
Five reasons Romney should pick Hillary as his VP (Vanity)
#1 You are crazy
#2 You are off your rocker
#3 You are a DNC troll
#4 You are a Dailt KOS/DU troll
#5 You are from a different planet, in a different galaxy (far, far away) and John Lithgow has not finished debriefing you.
Hey, it's a "masterpiece" move.
The ONE thing 100% of FREEPERS seem to be agreed upon is that our country can't survive another 4 years of Obama.
This would meet 100% that objective.
I mean, hey...in the early 1990s Hillary headed the very first attempt to get socialized healthcare into the system.
She failed. Mitt succeeded.
Mitt outliberalized Hillary on socialized healthcare!
If Mitt's liberal success here wasn't a provocation to the GoP, why would Hillary prove any more upsetting than Mitt? 'Tis a perfect liberal package! They deserve each other!
What’s really sad is it’s probably true.
You joined FR on Valentines Day just so you could post this crap?
So what? Don’t read it, then.
Definitely number five: “#5 You are from a different planet, in a different galaxy (far, far away) and John Lithgow has not finished debriefing you.”
But prior to ascending to the Celestial Kingdom, I was Parley Pratt - the common ancestor between Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman. Back then, we believers in the restored gospel were good Democrats. So sorry great-great-grandsonny, no white horse for you!
6. Hillary won Rush Limbaugh’s support during the 2008 primary season.
Exactly!
The pair are made for each other. Here...I'll show you what I mean...Here's murderin' Mitt in his own words during two late 2007 media interviews well after his "pro-life" altar calls:
December 4, 2007: Romney: ...surplus embryos...Those embryos, I hope, could be available for adoption for people who would like to adopt embryos. But if a parent decides they would want to donate one of those embryos for purposes of research, in my view, that's acceptable. It should not be made against the law."
"If a parent decides they want to donate" their offspring "for purposes of research" or adopt him/her out, "in my view, that's acceptable" -- says Mitt!
8/12/07 interview with Chris Wallace of Fox (talking about his "pro-abortion" days: Romney: "I never called myself pro-choice. I never allowed myself to use the word pro-choice because I didn't FEEL I was pro-choice. I would protect the law, I said, as it was, but I wasn't pro-choice, and so..."
OKayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Well...a number of FREEPERs -- by supporting Mitt -- have basically said "to hell with the womb" anyway... (And then they wonder why this country is under economic judgment)
You ARE kidding, right? Romney, if he ends up being our nominee, had better pick someone who his polar opposite:
Newt Gingrich
Alan West
Rick Santorum
Marco Rubio
(I cannot think of any more conservatives, but you get my drift)
IBTZ
Perhaps Romney should name Jesse Jackson as his running mate. Jackson has experience campaigning for national office, and he could help Romney in Illinois, where he’s based as well as in parts of the South, where he won a number of delegates when he ran for president.
I think that romney should run as VP under obama, and biden should be appointed ambassador to the moon, where his talents would prove most effective. Shrillary can be re-assigned to the department of crazy-eyed people, and have Pelosi as her assistant and mentor.
For those of you asking whether this was satire on my part: Seriously, if you have to ask the question, what does that say about the current state of the GOPe?
He might as well, they are both flaming liberals, and he’s not going to get the conservative vote anyway.
8. Hillary was a Goldwater Girl in ‘64. How much more hard-core can you get?
> I think that romney should run as VP under obama, and biden should be appointed ambassador to the moon...
I could see Romney as Obama’s VP - after all, he inspired many of Obama’s policies, and his old man George was buddies with Saul Alinsky as governor of Michigan.
However, not sure Romney would agree to exiling Biden to the moon. It might not go over with the race of seven-foot tall Quakers that live there, according to the revelations of Joseph Smith Jr.
SERIOUSLY humor challenged folks around here tonight.....
that should kill is and our country.
2)She might be smarter than Biden.
3)Her husband was the first black president.
Another excellent choice for Romney’s running mate would be Dennis Kucinich. Kucinich has experience running for national office and is a proven vote-getter in urban communities where Republicans have failed to make inroads for decades. With Kucinich at his side, the Obama machine would be unable to link Romney to George W. Bush, because Kucinich tried to get Bush impeached.
Talk about a death wish for Romney!!!!! He might as well put a 44 to his head and pull the trigger!!!
That’s crazy. Everyone knows he’s picking Oprah for VP.
This is gaining traction on a lot of forums and message boards..my personal opinion is someone is thinking since zero is dividing the country..lets try dividing the democratic mindset. Since obama wants class warfare, Let’s remind the voters he denied her the history of being the first women pres...she is more qualified than him, she warned us about the 3am phone call..yadda yadda yadda...just to see how hard they can push before his ego gets the best of him...
Carl rove...you magnificent bastard...LOL
Nah - Hillary’s going to the Supreme Court when Obama wins his second term.....
BRILLIANT !
Yes, but which one of the two would be the more conservative one?
Hillary or Romney?
We are sort of edgy aren’t we? I’ve gotta stop reading the news and political stuff, sense of humor is dying...
“Yes, but which one of the two would be the more conservative one?
Hillary or Romney?”
It depends on who Romney is speaking to.
“That’s crazy. Everyone knows he’s picking Oprah for VP.”
That would certainly split the double-voting in Chicago.
Hillary is not Natural Born.
She exited a different orifice.
Close, but no cigar.
:)
Satire right???
If not, then you need to remove your tinfoil hat. It is receiving bad transmissions
Well I voted for Hillary in the Texas primary just like Rush said to. Still did not stop the Ocommunist.
But, I will NEVER vote for the ORomney communist.
I was thinking Maxine Waters. Black, female, Socialist, dumb as a box of hair, drooling idiot.....perfect.
Buwhahahaha AWWW crap. There went a full cup of coffee all over the monitor, all over the desk, the keyboard. Silly as it seems that would at least get me to the polling booth although it seems almost as silly as buying a ticket to a huge powerball drawing. Chances are it wouldn't pay off. As ridiculous as this sounds she might even do a good job compared to Obama.
thought you meant Hillary Rosen, bc she’s done more for Romney in the past 24 hours than anyone else!
Well Romney could give her some needed hair care tips
Actually you helped me see the light and gave me a new tag line.
Ouch!
That hit home!
6. Backwoods Engineer and his household would have one more reason not to vote for Mitt Romney.
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