[Harmless Teddy Bear]

This is my analysis.

99.998% of the population should never be seen by the general public without their clothes.

78.954% should never be seen in skimpy swimsuits either.

63.872% should never be seen in swimsuits period.

49.647% should avoid spandex.

[Slings and Arrows]

Hmmm...what’s the bag-on-head percentage?

[Squawk 8888]

And 97.638% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

[ken in texas]

I think I spotted a round off error.