DUmmie FUnnies 12-17-04 PM Edition ("At last!!! Bev Shows us the Money!!!!!")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 17, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[gidget7]

Am I to understand there was another Randi Rhodes interview today? Could swear that's what I read, but Bev might have written this a while ago?

[whereasandsoforth]

I happened on the fact that she is being watched by more than the Secret Service. This lady is in way over her head and that head is about to be handed to her on a platter.

Her main mistake is she thinks if she does not keep honest records, there will be no way to prove things like fraud and embezzlement. She has no idea there is actual people dedicated to reconstructing what she fails to record. It is called "lifestyle examination". These people are pros and can reconstruct her finances into useable records down to the last dime. If they indeed do make an error, it won't be in her favor. And they will know who her associates are.

[PJ-Comix]

Am I to understand there was another Randi Rhodes interview today?

No. It happened a few days ago. Interview audio link posted on the FR. Just enter "Randi Rhodes" into FR search engine.

[AxelPaulsen]

Oh,ok? I guess I can do that, will it bother you that I work for the FBI?

[KoRn]

w00t ping!

[gidget7]

thanks :) I did listen to that interview. Could not believe my ears. I always thought I was a bit naive and gullible, but I wouldn't have fallen for this twit!

[PJ-Comix]

Just WHAT are "off-election funding droughts?"

[Happygal]

FBI? No not at all. I work for a group of talented off-shore accountant leprechauns, who can stash your funds at the end of the very elusive rainbow! ;-)

[gidget7]

Just WHAT are "off-election funding droughts?"


hmmmmmmmm no idea, but the closest I can come to an explanation is Liberwackie. (Liberal double speak gibberish!)

[PJ-Comix]

She has no idea there is actual people dedicated to reconstructing what she fails to record. It is called "lifestyle examination".

They should be able to reconstruct Bev's stays at 5 star hotel penthouse suites.

[AxelPaulsen]

That's cool. You must know the honorable sir, mr. m douglas kinta kuntee of the Nigerian revolutionary bank of Lagos? He is such a nice man, for merely sending him my bank account number and $10,000 in ernest money he is gonna split forty million u.s. dollars with me.

Ssssssh, don't tell anyone, ok?

[Happygal]

Oh? You've met my dad then! Cool!

Wanna marry my sister? *LOL*

[AxelPaulsen]

As long as she doesn't look like Bev. LOL

[whereasandsoforth]

The 5-star hotel stays are the easy part. They'll even know how much she spent on breath mints and escort services. No trick is missed!

[KSCITYBOY]

best yet bump

[Happygal]

Well, I actually don't have a sister...but my brother is unmarried, and he looks better than Bev. *ROFL*

[Repub4bush]

Kinda like "Off shore drilling droughts" You know when the well dries up, you need to be prepared for a rainy day....:)

In layman terms, How the heck will she live till the next election without the suckers sending her money to head off the fraud in 2006.

[birbear]

It is a huge task to maintain a 501(c)3 and track all the money, file all the reports to the IRS, keep exactive accounts..... not to mention doing the actual work the organization purports to do.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that what bookkeepers and accountants are for?

And later on somebody stated, "How can we expect Bev to give a complete accounting considering all the things she has to do and only having two paid staffers."

Again, isn't that what bookkeepers and accountants are for?

These libs seem to think that because the word "non profit" is in their title, they can do whatever the hell they want. Wouldn't it surprise them that executive directors of successful non-profits are often "compassionate conservatives" that have more in common with wealthy CEOs than with the liberal-hippy mentality.

(I've encountered a number of EDs in my past profession (a bookkeeper) I've always been amazed at how they had one eye on the charitable part of their organization, one eye on the bottom line, and were hard core fund raisers.)

And most EDs knew their finances inside and out. My ex still works with a couple of non-profits. One particular ED knows her expected revenue and her expected expenses for 3 months out at any give moment. For Bev Harris to give such a poor accounting of where her money's gone shows that she's either hiding something, or just doesn't know where her money went.

Hopefully the IRS pays a little visit to Bev before too long.

[Choose Ye This Day]

That's what I thought: the FOIA request is basically free. WHY did all these DUpes think that Bev needed their money? I could go out and file an FOI request for nothing. Why would I send $50 to a snakeoil saleswoman?

These DUmmies are a special kind of stupid.

[Fenris6]

And later on somebody stated, "How can we expect Bev to give a complete accounting considering all the things she has to do and only having two paid staffers."

If Bev can't be bothered to do it, the IRS & FBI will do it for her. ;)