DUmmie FUnnies 02-22-05 ("Twisted yellow ribbon magnets on cars means...")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 25, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Uncle Fud]

"Flag, schmag! I (heart) the Constitution!"

That one actually bothers me very little. But I suspect my concept of what's Constitutional would be very different from that of the average DUmmie.

[COBOL2Java]

You know, the whole "how can you smile when Bush is killing hundred's of thousands of innocent Iraqi children in their beds, sacrificing newborns to the Devil and kicking puppies down flights of stairs" thing.

Liberals ALWAYS take themselves VERY seriously! Reminds me of a quote from Bertrand Russell:

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

[LibSnubber]

"except vandalism, which the DUmmies have discussed at length before..."

Discussed vandalism? Heck, they wrote the book.

[Barney59]

NeoCon, freak the freaks, down with DUmmies HyperBUMP...

[sauropod]

Where do you get one of dem dere bumper stickers?

[PJ-Comix]

Did you read Al Gore's movie review of Luther?

[Barney59]

I Just Got Back From A Visit To San Diego How F***ing Depressing.

Interesting, we live in SD County and I see way too many liberal stickers on the various lib cars around the beach communities... Some pretty awful, hateful stuff...

[jalisco555]

What a zombie town full of Rednecks and Stepfords.

There used to be another name for these "Rednecks and Stepfords" that was used all the time but you don't hear used anymore. That name is Democrats.

[moonpie57]

I had a red,white and blue ribbon that said God Bless America. Someone stole it off my car. They had to, those things just don't fall off.

[EllaMinnow]

You can get one ratcheer:

http://www.cafepress.com/rightnation/199404

[Charles Henrickson]

Did you read Al Gore's movie review of Luther?

No, but I can just imagine Luther's review of Al Gore.

Does Gore claim to have invented the Reformation?

[PJ-Comix]

Hey! I just had an idea on how to tie yesterday's and today's threads together. I will write up a comix story (for the CD-ROM insert) about DUmmie steve2470 stalking his ex-date and then he discovers that she is really dating a Freeper. He knows the guy is a Freeper because he has a magnetic yellow ribbon on his Corvette.

[Sharkfish]

[BJClinton]

They forgot "pass the ammo".

[PJ-Comix]

Al Gore actually did write a movie review of Luther. You can read it HERE.

[Vought]

I live in in a suburb of Jackson, Mississippi, and these yellow and R/W/B ribbon stickers/magnets are all over the place. It's real funny that the very few Kerry'04 stickers I see are always on some expensive new car, yet the "support the troops" stickers are on all types and ages of vehicles. It just shows you how inclusive Conservatives are and how exclusive leftists are.

[franksolich]

<<watching the DUmmie "Faye" and the DUmmie "Andy Stephenson" and other DUmmies watching us watching them.

Hi, "Faye"!

Hi, "Andy Stephenson"!

[Barney59]

Count on me to watch that serial stalker movie!

LOL!

[300winmag]

“Twisted yellow ribbon magnets on cars means...‘I support the Republican/Bu$h/NeoCON agenda and all you anti-war, liberal, commie motherf*ckers can rot in hell. Praise the lord.’”

No, the yellow or red-white-and-blue don't say that, except to the diseased mind of a liberal. However, I'd pay good money for someone to come up with a ribbon that did say exactly that.

[SaveTheChief]

"...awful SUV's and construction trucks full of rednecks"

I find it amazing how the Democrat party can attract both the union-employed (or controlled) blue collar work force, and the types above who spit in the face of everything that has built this country and ensured liberty and freedom since its inception.

That party can't hold on like this forever and expect to gain a majority in Congress.