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DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-05 ("About the Andy Stephenson situation"---Skinner)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 10, 2005 | Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/10/2005 8:34:42 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: Dashing Dasher; PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; Nataku X; William of Orange; beckysueb; JLO

By the way, lately we've been missing a few of the "regulars"--and I bet they'll be kicking themselves for having missed out on fun.

One wonders where nataku x, william of orange, beckysueb, and JLO are; they haven't been around, and we all miss their illumination.

I bet they're really going to kick themselves.....


1,461 posted on 05/12/2005 5:22:39 PM PDT by franksolich (crime never pays)
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To: KJC1

"...I think the possible "6" is too ambiguous to call..."

Nope; check the original DU post - #1117 on this one - the top one is clearly 6188.


1,462 posted on 05/12/2005 5:23:32 PM PDT by decal ("The French should stick to kisses, toast and fries.")
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To: gardencatz

Probably we are beyond the Mel vs. Viggo vs. Johnny sequence, but I'll throw Tom Selleck into the mix!


1,463 posted on 05/12/2005 5:26:44 PM PDT by Amityschild (DUmmie is as DUmmie does)
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To: NewsGuyOne

Well, take a look around but have your blood pressure pills handy. There's a lot of good people here but like everywhere else we have our share of "not so good people". Even though we can get silly at times, I have yet to have anybody send me "positive energy" and not one single "I Believe" thread have I run across. :)


1,464 posted on 05/12/2005 5:29:34 PM PDT by beandog (The only time I was wrong was the time I thought I was wrong)
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To: Deetes
Undie is the missing love child of Rock Hudson and ________.

Tab Hunter.

1,465 posted on 05/12/2005 5:29:48 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: NewsGuyOne

I think most of the calls to the hospital have originated from the DUmmies...you can read it over there..

And welcome to FR!


1,466 posted on 05/12/2005 5:30:49 PM PDT by Amityschild (DUmmie is as DUmmie does)
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To: Deetes
Undie is the missing love child of Rock Hudson and ________.

Howdy Doody?
1,467 posted on 05/12/2005 5:32:44 PM PDT by ReeWalker (HELP!! I need a tagline!)
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To: MichiganConservative

Arguments??? Hell, the Schiavo threads were knock- down, drag out, no holds barred fights to the death. Or in some cases, opus.


1,468 posted on 05/12/2005 5:35:23 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (This haunted tagline is for sell on e-Bay.)
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To: decal

Okay, for some reason it kinda looks like a 6 and kinda like an 8.

If it's a 6, uh oh!


1,469 posted on 05/12/2005 5:36:20 PM PDT by KJC1
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To: NewsGuyOne
well............should have perhaps seen some red flags at the word "manifesto"??? All websites have rules, but manifesto?
1,471 posted on 05/12/2005 5:37:36 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

Isn't that Opi? Surely not...I'm delusional!


1,472 posted on 05/12/2005 5:38:15 PM PDT by Amityschild (DUmmie is as DUmmie does)
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To: franksolich
Here is another DUmmie THREAD to put in your DUFU pipe. It is authored by none other than Pied Piper Pitt and is titled, "I could use a little help here." Here is what Pitt posted:

I haven't been able to sleep for about two weeks. I start to drop off, and maybe actually sleep for about 20 minutes, before popping awake. Last night, for about the fifteenth day in a row, I saw the sun come up against my will. This has started to affect my stomach, which makes sleeping harder. I have tried exercise to wear myself out, and have managed to badly strain a muscle in my back.

So, to recap: No sleep since April, rotten stomach, torn up back. I've reached that insomnia point where I am psyching myself out; I got no sleep the night before last, spent yesterday writing a PDA action alert and a 30-minute speech transcript, drove two hours to do the speech, gave the speech, did a three-hour Q&A, talked to people for another hour, drove two more hours to get home, and by the time I got back here I was literally quivering with exhaustion.

But I laid awake until 6:37am (I remember looking at the clock), popped awake an 8, 9, 10 before finally giving up and getting up at 11. I can barely see straight right now, my stomach feels like it has snakes in it, my back is killing me so I can't exercise...and I know for a stone fact that I won't be able to sleep again. Tried a nap an hour or so ago. Came thiiiiiiiis close to dropping of and then popped awake.

Any ideas? I've already heard about taking mela-whatever, but that stuff gave my mother splitting headaches when she tried it. I have drastically cut back on caffiene. Any other suggestions would be appreciated. I've reached that violently, violently, violently frustrated stage of insomnia where sleep is a guaranteed impossibility, and if a routine like yesterday's (while on no sleep) can't get it done, I am at a total loss.

Hmmm.... Could it be that Pied Piper Pitt is having sleepless nice due to worry about how the AndyScam Scandal will also flush him down the toilet due to his major role in enabling the AndyScam?

1,473 posted on 05/12/2005 5:39:33 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

It couldn't possibly be a conscience, could it?


1,475 posted on 05/12/2005 5:41:51 PM PDT by MichiganConservative (Government IS the problem.)
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To: franksolich

Pain from migraines all week not conducive to posting or communicating beyond grumpy snarls; thanks for checking in with me!


1,476 posted on 05/12/2005 5:41:55 PM PDT by Nataku X (Last month's summary: GOP ^= Dem ^= GOP ^= Dem)
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To: ReeWalker; Deetes

WINNER!!!!!


DING DING DING!!!


1,477 posted on 05/12/2005 5:42:57 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher ("You're my favorite Freeper. Ever" - Skooz 5/11/05 -- (Miss Behave agreed))
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To: PJ-Comix

I really think our Pied Piper BELIVES he is a real word smith...unfortunately, I find his writings stilted, unworthy. They revere him and bow continually. It's truly odd.


1,478 posted on 05/12/2005 5:47:41 PM PDT by Amityschild (DUmmie is as DUmmie does)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hmmm.... Could it be that Pied Piper Pitt is having sleepless nice due to worry about how the AndyScam Scandal will also flush him down the toilet due to his major role in enabling the AndyScam?

That's my first thought; I even speculated last night that Skinner et.al. would be having sleepless nights over this. Or, could be that Pitt has some as-yet undiagnosed debilitating disease that requires a $50,000....no, $100,000 surgery, and he has no insurance, see, so if you could just find it within your heart to....

1,479 posted on 05/12/2005 5:50:58 PM PDT by randog (What the....?!)
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To: NewsGuyOne

You may want to look into the Libertarian party, but that is only my humble suggestion. I wish you well and hope you enjoy yourself here!


1,480 posted on 05/12/2005 5:51:15 PM PDT by lutz
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