DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-05 ("About the Andy Stephenson situation"---Skinner)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 10, 2005 | Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Not A Snowbird]

What concerns me is that one of my fellow orchestra members at church has a name that could be easily abbreviated "MoPaul".

He behaves like a conservative, but I'm starting to wonder...is my orchestra buddy a closet DUmmie?!

[franksolich]

By the way, BadCat, two of your DUmmies are no longer operable.

The DUmmie "CubanLiberal" and the DUmmie a gay bartender (I forget the name) got expelled by the Grand DUmmie "Skinner" last week.

It was mentioned, briefly, by some young DUmmie in DUmmieland that they were "con men," but that can be interpreted two different ways (I really have no idea)--

(a) they were scamming the DUmmies for bucks, but by "personal messaging," and not on the boards themselves, or

(b) the young DUmmie thinks of all "trolls" as con-men.

I have no idea.

[Mr. Silverback]

Maybe he's going to have surgery, just not the kind everyone thinks...maybe he's Andrea trapped in Andy's body and he just wants to surprise everyone with the "new" him...her...it.

I know someone who had the male to female surgery...and a book he gave me to read said the procedures cost up to $80,000 depending on the techniques used...$50,000 would be about right for a lower tech procedure and some plastic surgery...there aren't any makeup tricks that will make Andy look like a woman.

Probably not true though, transsexual surgery candidates have to live for a year or so as the opposite gender, and Andy doesn't look like he's been plucking his eyebrows or getting electrolysis.

[Mr. Silverback]

Dang! I've looked worse than that from having the flu! The evidence is right in front of them and they're absolutely clueless!

[BTHOtu]

I have several immediate family members that have suffered with various types and degrees of cancer. It is very tragic to see the suffering that cancer causes. Andy's behavior and appearance in no way is indicative of someone suffering with cancer. Especially a cancer as severe as pancreatic cancer. My wife's aunt died from pancreatic cancer and it destroyed her body very quickly.

[BadCat13]

Ah, you must be referring to Padrag18, the gay bartender wearing the strappy thong at work. Yeah, I heard they got tomb stoned, but I'm going to leave them in there as a monument to DUmmie gullibility.

[CSM]

"Didja notice that Undie states that he hasn't had liquids in 9 days? He would be like D-E-A-D now if that's the truth."

I don't understand his complaints regarding no food and water. I would think he would be appreciative of the euphoric feelings at such a traumatic time in his life.

[chesley]

They bring it on themselves. Nobody derserves it more than them. Still, you're right, you can feel a little contemptuous pity for them, sometimes.

This one will hurt, if it is a scam.

[imskylark]

"Why should the two be mutually exclusive?"

O.K. You got me there.

[Mr. Silverback]

Nice work!

[franksolich]

Right, even if they get tombstoned, you should leave them.

(To everybody else--BadCat has an excellent web-site with all sorts of photographs of DUmmies.)

I suspect they were scamming the DUmmies via "personal messaging," although I don't want to give the DUmmie Andy Stephenson any ideas--I want him to have his own scam out here in public, for all to see.

Uh, DUmmieland is quiet at the moment, and I need to run to town to get some cigarettes--if anyone wants on the DUMMIE ALERT!s ping list, holler at me.

[gidget7]

maybe conservativeunderground?

[Not A Snowbird]

He may have not given the hospital permission to say he was there.

I just went in for an ultrasound, outpatient, and they asked my permission to say whether or not I was there if someone called.

Of course, with all this attention, why WOULDN'T he allow them to say he was there...?

[chesley]

As someone who has been there, involuntarily, before, I can tell you that it isn't always a lack of foresight, but a lack of resources that prevents the purchasing of health insurance.

Of course, what I did was look for a job until I found one. It didn't take long because I was asking for a vice-presidency.

[speed_addiction]

It was him and Cuban_Liberal who started the whole mole hunt disaster in DUmmiland. It was after that the they started investigating EVERYONE! Every forum had self-appointed block captains that would squeal to the mods about the slightest infractions. Still going on in some corners of DUmmieland.

[Not A Snowbird]

You're right, of course. Sometimes it's money.

Did he leave his union job in Washington to go chase Bev Harris around? If so, he deserves a whap in the back of the head.

[mozrock]

"Didja notice that Undie states that he hasn't had liquids in 9 days? He would be like D-E-A-D now if that's the truth."

I don't understand his complaints regarding no food and water. I would think he would be appreciative of the euphoric feelings at such a traumatic time in his life.

If you read closely, it was actually only 9 hours without water! OH THE HUMANITY!! F*%cking whiny a$$hole!

[SCALEMAN]

Of course, what I did was look for a job until I found one. It didn't take long because I was asking for a vice-presidency

Is that you Mr. Cheney?

[Mr. Silverback]

Why should the two be mutually exclusive? He could head to Brazil and give out a PO box in Rio as his new address, and the DUmmies would still fall for it.

Yep. "Hey guys, there's this great clinic down here in Rio that has a 95% success rate curing pancreatic cancer, but they need $50,000 up front..."

[chesley]

Nope, sorry.