Posted on 07/18/2005 6:18:37 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
By golly, you're right. :-)
"These people are delusional, makes me wonder if they ever lived in reality."
You took the words right out of my mouth (keyboard). There is something painfully sad about this DU rant.
I heard Osama bin Laden's fantasy is creting a burkha-frre zone in his house and inviting Janeane Garofalo over for drinks. But I digress...
Mine is that the Dems retake the House in 2006, Bush-Cheney et. al. are impeached, booted from office, and sent to prison.
"Fantasy" may be too mild a word for that. In fact, I'd say the DSM-IV probably makes use of several different words for that other than "fantasy."
Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House becomes president.
Well, at least they gave up on that whole "Kerry will be named President" silliness.
We get all these election reforms in place
"Black box stolen election! Ya gotta believe me Doctor! The razor thin margin in Ohio let them do it!"
and slowly rebuild our country and its image in the world.
"Yes, no more of that strength and doing-the-right-thing crap. We're going to bend down and lick boots until even France likes us!"
Some several years in the future, there is some major national event. Or maybe an event in another country. All the old ex-presidents are there. They pan across the crowd. Carter, Bush Sr, Clinton, an empty chair, and the current president. W can't attend because his jail term hasn't run out yet.
Fortunately, we were able to send President Cheney.
Dem's Re-Take Both House And Senate. Thus making Georgie Boy whine like a stuck pig. Then the impeachment hearings start. John Conyers fulfilling the Peter Rodino role as House Judiciary Chair.
Even if the Congress lost their minds and moved for impeachment, Conyers letting all his crazy theories hang out in open session would torpedoe it immediately. You might as well impeach Dubya for being a space alien.
Watergate redux. Only this time there's no pardon. Bush, Cheney, Rove all go to the big house.
"I get to watch them shower on a closed-circuit TV system."
That we get this mess straightened out and can get back to our lives. Until then, I feel like heaviness hanging over absolutely every aspect of life in America.
"Last night the umpire made a bad call at my nephew's Little League game, and I'm sure Bush was behind it!"
A Wellstone/Feingold ticket beats Bush/Cheney '04. And takes back the House and Senate.
YES, ladies and gentlemen, you WILL believe that a dead guy and a guy who advocated infanticide on the Senate floor can make it to the White House!
Bushco frog-walked out of the WH in orange jumpsuits.
"Really, really tight orange jumpsuits..."
Kerry innaugurated...AT LAST!
The only obstacle to that would be a minor consideration called the Constitution.
Bernie Sanders becomes head Senator, univeral health care is passed (needless to say with Kucinich as President the troops are withdrawn) …
What's the technical term for "government by elves?"
Elmination of the Electorial College is proposed and ratified by at least 48 states so that we can have proportional government!
"Screw you Founding Fathers! A couple of electoral defeats are allwe needed to realize how stupid you were!"
2016 Barack Obama/Brian Schweitzer ticket takes the presidency. And, I am the new Senator from Montana, plus I've already won a Pulitzer and a Best Screenplay Academy Award too.
"I live in Monatan because it's the only state my ego fits in."
Comprehensive sex ed is instituted and pre- and post-natal care are free. Roe v. Wade is still the law of the land, but the abortion rate drops to nearly nil.(This would be my platform if I were running for office).
"Conservatives who dare ask why we care about the number of abortions if it's not a human baby being killed are shot in the street like dogs."
Bush, Cheney, Rice, Rumsfeld, et al., are all sent to the Hague and convicted of war crimes and given life sentences.
"This, of course, is all good and doesn't set any kind of bad precedent at all. Because we gave these guys up, Al-Qaeda decides to be nice to us and opens an embassy."
Jeff Gannon writes a tell all book outing all of the neocons as self-hating gays, reveals himself to be Johnny Gosch and blows the lid off of the neocons' child prostitution ring.
Did I mention one of my fantasies is that you DUmmies will start taking your meds?
Megachurches shut down all over the country due to people waking up and seeing them for the brainwashing evil that they are.
"I'm afraid of people of a certain religion gathering peacefully in large numbers, but that doesn't mean I'm a bigot."
The truth of the election fraud is finally released and President Kerry is at last sworn in.
DUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
His first act of office is to end the Iraq war and withdraw all US troops.
We blame the subsequent terrorist victory on Bush.
In the real world, it will be called the Andy Stephenson Cancer Fraud Act.
Robert Byrd speaks at the ceremony, reading from his beloved Constitution.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Robert Byrd loves the Constitution? Stop, you're killing me!
the fairness doctrine is reinstated.
"Because we don't want to have to compete in the arena of ideas. That's just too hard.
The first time he mentioned her i had never heard of her, so I did a google image search.
Not one of the photos was clean. Not one. and i don't mean they were cheesecake stuff you wouldn't want on a family site, I mean every single photo was porn.
Yeesh.
Yeah, but can you just imagine the shock and anger if Kerry turned conservative. Heck, even throw in Al Gore. Now that would just about finish them off.
Wow! That was awesome! Wouldn't it be wonderful?!
Yes, wouldn't it though? A country with a return to morality and decency,crushing of terrorism, the drug trade dreid up,a peaceful middle east, AND the latest advances in technology, and lower taxes, ALL at the same time????
But then, I am a dreamer.
Wellstone/Finegold ticket!!!
One day I've got to try some of the s**t they are on. Must be very good to raise the dead.
Like your fantasy, it much parallels mine. I would add a few things, I think it would be cool to have Michael Savage as President, make cars like we did in the 1960's and 1970's (I have a soft spot for the old "land yachts") and get rid of GATT, CAFTA and NAFTA too. Oh yes, a very active space program, we should have had bases on the Moon by 1975 and landed on Mars by 1983 but we missed out so we need to get the space program going again. Well, my additions or not, I'll give your fantasy America a thumbs up.
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