DUmmie FUnnies 08-09-05 (Pied Piper Pitt Models Midnight Cowboy Outfit For Texas Trip)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 9, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[ReeWalker]

The DUmmies are going to turn themselves in. Only problem is they should head for the local mental health ward, not the local police.

They might just end up in the local nut ward on a 72 hr hold

[PJ-Comix]

An interesting new development regarding Cindy Sheehan. A Freeper has found her USENET POSTS from a few months ago. Apparently Cindy even blames the 9-11 attacks on American foreign policy. And, of course, she does her share of blaming Israel and "neo-cons" as well as PNAC. It doesn't take a genius to see where she is coming from.

Will the MSM reveal her wacko beliefs? Don't hold your breath.

[darkangel82]

Ouch.

[Charles Henrickson]

I have punctures up and down my arms. . . .

Fire ants?

[Not A Snowbird]

The PM DUFU will be a DOOZY (DUzy?) but need to let it unfold over the next few hours.

PJ, you tease.

[Not A Snowbird]

I walked in the grass and my feet got attacked by fire ants. I am hating Texas right now.

That's why people in Texas wear shoes, Pitt.

I got bit by ONE fire ant while on a rafting trip. Those little buggers are painful.

[varyouga]

I hope some of our Texas FReepers can give Mr. Cowboy a "warm welcome" if they see him in the street.

[PJ-Comix]

I had 3 nurses plus one doctor trying to puncture a vein to administer a sedative. The whole attempt took about a half hour, which was much longer than the procedure itself. It was a routine procedure. My girlfriend, who is the medical profession assured me it was very routine. Then this morning, when she got in her car to drive me to the clinic, she pulled out a picture of a saint and began praying for about 5 minutes that nothing would go wrong during the "routine" procedure. At that point I got very, very nervous. However, everything worked out alright...except for sticking the needles in my arms about a half dozen times.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #716.

[SoothingDave]

Then this morning, when she got in her car to drive me to the clinic, she pulled out a picture of a saint and began praying for about 5 minutes that nothing would go wrong during the "routine" procedure.

I guess she didn't pick the patron saint of phlebotomy. ;-)

SD

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #717.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #718.

[franksolich]

Uh, if it's not too personal, why the sedation?

If it's too personal, ignore me.

[PJ-Comix]

The sedation was for the supposed pain of the procedure. BTW, the most pain I felt was AFTER the procedure when I got home and discovered a couple of the adhesives for the monitors on my chest still there. VERY PAINFUL to rip them off my chest. he procedure was a piece of cake compared to that.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #719.

[franksolich]

Man, if you want pain, the dirty one in DUmmieland is obviously grouchy today. Care to "donate" some of that sedation to him?

The dirty one was outed as "Disgruntled" on both the other conservative web-site and Scamdy last night, and he's squealing like a stuck pig.

[mcar]

Thanks!

[PJ-Comix]

Stand by! Am in the middle of DUFUing. You will see it late but it will be WORTH the wait. I promise. It's a DUzie of a DUFU.

[ReeWalker]

Bennie really has PMS today....this is the 2nd thread he posted..the 1st one he mentioned CU..down the $kinner hole it went:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3838241

[feefee]

this is the 2nd thread he posted..the 1st one he mentioned CU..down the $kinner hole it went.

thanks, Ree.