DUmmie FUnnies 09-15-05 (Sick DUmmie Wishes Heart Attack On Bush)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 15, 2005 | DUmmie and PJ-Comix

[gidget7]

No..........DUmmie DUmmie lynettebro440, ADIOS to you!! oh and this man you speak to in your "letter"?......That's "MR. PRESIDENT " to you!!

[Antioch]

Wow... PJ good find! Discovering lynettebro440 is like stumbling across the Hope Diamond in the Dummie mines.. Check this out... lynettebro440 prostrating himself before the Golden-Calf Cindy

"....Cindy is a light from above, far away from any religion or God, she is pure love and justice. I honestly believe that many people can see her and feel for her, but to be honest, only a mother can truly understand, a person that would give their life for their children, and if anything happened to them it would rip the very core of your soul that would be gone forever. There is no other creature on this planet that can understand that then a mother.

I wept with true sorrow while reading her day 8 summary. She is a remarkable woman of great courage, and she is making history. For those of us who don't truly believe in god, she is truly a gift that we must not f*ck up under anyway shape or form.For all of you Jesus believers, she should be looked upon by you as a true savior. For Budhist, she is about true, unconditional love. For Muslims, she wants to stop the pain against your people. She has united this world from love, and there is no greater power then a mother's love of her child. I know, mine are my life, my soul, my joy and my acomplishments. If anyone would harm them, I would die and want to take down whoever did this. She is justified in her anger, beyond any man can truly understand. She is our Martin Luther King, Bobby K, she is a start of a movement. We don't get these chances very often because the world is asleep at the wheel.

[gardencatz]

Gosch, feefee...it must be a really, really true conspiracy then...maybe she knew him...wait she could connect him to the White House! Horrors!

Cindie

[NRA1995]

What happened to this chick, her iPod batteries die on her?

[gidget7]

sickos, yes, and what are they talking about???

[gardencatz]

But after seeing the sheer callousness of Bushco's actions on the Gulf Coast, I realized that this is entirely possible, that we really could be dealing with a bunch of Satanic pedophiles here.

Oh, I do hope they keep up with the satanic pedophile angle...nothing says VOTE REPUBLICAN better than DUmmies unhinged spouting the latest conspiracy theory!

Cindie

[Stentor]

Who Starved to Death? That takes weeks to happen..

Not in the parallel moonbat universe in which people are forced to eat corpses after 29 minutes of not being able to obtain a Bahama Mama at 7-11.

[darkangel82]

Frank isn't on right now, but he PMed me earlier on CU explaining his absence and said I could post it here. Freepmail me if you want me to send it to you.

[MarineBrat]

Photo of a recent FReeping over at DUmmie-U!

[SCALEMAN]

The Hills are alive with the sound of DUmmies.
Followed by:
Climb every molehill.

[Firefigher NC]

That was like reading some bad poetry in a college English class. I hope he sent that email so the Secret Service pays him a friendly visit.

[Sally'sConcerns]

So maybe it's heartburn he/she/it wishes.

Nah, it's all the fried out brain cells it wishes it hadn't thrown away in the hot grease. It isn't even capable anymore of missing the brain it used to have before the vitriol fried the last brain cell.

[luvie]

I don't own a gas guzzling SUV...

No, lynettebro440, you don't but your hero, Arianna Huffington, does, and was seen leaving the Sierra Club in it the other day by a FReeper who took this picture of it!

BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAA!

[Purrcival]

Thanks for posting those. I should have done that.

[Misty Memory]

To any lurking FBI or Secret Service agents: I have a copy of the thread saved in the event Grand Dumbo Skinner ever comes to his senses and deletes it.

[luvie]

[This definitely sounds like a DEATH THREAT from a deranged stalker. I repeat. The name is DUmmie lynettebro440.]

...Take THAT you stupid DUmmie LYNETTEBRO440!

[pitbully]

Sounds like she has ran out of meds.Or she is PMSing in a bad way.What she said is not funny,it is worthless dribble from a disturbed mind.I am glad that she don't live next door to me.She probably kicks her dog too !!

[kenth]

Only a democrat board would need a mental illness forum. These people are seriously disturbed and deranged.

Can you imagine the thought process that takes one from hurricanes to satanic pedophilia? Yeah, I can't either.

[berkeleybeej]

Some of these folks really truly believe that Bush 41, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Bush 43, and every other Republican leader is involved in a satanic pedophile ring. I kid you not - some of these fruitloops are convinced that our President and his cohorts kidnap and rape children.

See also posts 66 and 78.

[beckysueb]

You held back help and aid

Sort of like the DUmmie who left the woman and children stranded after the hurricane in NO because she had a Bush bumper sticker on her car.