Skip to comments.An Urgent Appeal To Ann Coulter: Change NOTHING!
Posted on 06/11/2006 10:48:58 AM PDT by speakerofthefreep
BY JOHN W LILLPOP
I, on the other hand, urge you to change NOTHING.
Please, leave that bundle of beauty, energy and genius called Ann Coulter exactly as is!
Anyone who can incur the unanimous wrath of Hillary Clinton, the 9/11 Commission, Matt Lauer and other assorted leftist thugs, without even breaking a sweat or swearing, deserves national acclaim.
Perhaps an 'Ann Coulter Holiday' is in order? Liberals who blanch at the idea can work for free that day!
Oh, if only our alleged Republican president and Congress had one third your commitment to conservative values, one-eighth your intelligence, and 10% your fighting spirit.
There might still be hope for the union.
Although, I confess, there are times when I wish you would go even further.
Example, after 9/11 you wrote that America should invade Muslim nations, take over their governments, and convert them to Christianity.
But why stop there?
Let's add the DNC, Mainstream Media, California and Washington state to the to-be-converted list.
Convert them and watch the world suddenly change, for the better.
In my view, your most valuable public service occurs when you seduce lefties into public battle. For instance, Hillary Clinton decided to take a public shot at you this week.
She should have passed. Your withering reply reminded America and the world that Bill Clinton was accused of raping Juanita Brodericks and assaulting Kathleen Wiley.
Ingenious way to remind Hillary and the Democrat party of the huge baggage----named Slick Willy----that she brings with her.
Unless she bails out on the bum via divorce, or has Vince Foster's physician prescribe some anti-depressants for the former president. That, and a small handgun, could end some of the excess baggage in the senator's life.
And what of Assemblywomen Joan M. Quigley, D-Hudson, and Linda Stender, D-Union of New Jersey?
These political wonders, having ended hunger, poverty, crime, illegal immigration, medical malpractice and marital infidelity in the Garden State, decided that a national bonfire is needed to deal most effectively with your new book, Godless.
Asking either of these Democrats to actually read Godless would be pointless: Both are liberals and products of a public education system, administered by liberals.
So why bother?
It should be obvious from these limited examples that America needs Ann Coulter, full strength.
Not decaff. Nor Ann Lite.
After all, if We the People wanted wishy-washy, mindless pap we would simply read and listen to President Bush's speeches.
Or, even worse, public utterances by Bill Frist.
Save us from all that, Ann. Change NOTHING and Just be You!
can we start an Ann Coulter Fan Club?
I agree, but I could do without the hit on the President...that's pretty uncalled for.
She also isn't particularly liked by the Rino element around here.
Maybe we could make her birthday a National holiday.
Welcome to FR!
I loved her book. She is a true heroine. I say...MORE MORE MORE! Everyone needs to read "Godless".
Great news! There is a nationwide Ann Coulter Meeting society already in place: http://anncoulter.meetup.com/cities/us/ca/san_francisco/
Problem is poor attendance. lets change that
Actually, I've been a kind of one-man Ann Coulter fan club for as long as I can remember.
I think she is great. She does need to lighten up on the 'assassinate' jokes such as poisoning Stevens. It maybe funny but its just to much for our lil' conservative minds.
You couldn't have written your screed on one of the dozens of active Ann Coulter threads?
Vanity....it's my favorite sin.
Well, that really does sum it up. You know you're on the right track if the right people are complaining about you.
You go, girl.
I always let my imagination run wild at times -- just imagine if she had a military background, had the governmental experience of Rice...I see images of her standing at the podium at the Repub Convention, after a rousing introduction speech from Zell Miller....
WOW, what a knock out punch on the Libs --- my fantasy.
Ann's two chapters on the theory of evolution really nail it. Let's hope Godless turns out to be the final nail in the coffin of that particular brand of garbage "science".
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