DUmmie FUnnies 01-08-07 ("Gore Leaves Door Ajar for 2008")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 8, 2007 | DUmmies, HUffies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

If Al Gore is nominated, the Republicans can merely do a series of "attack" commercials showing Al Gore screeching as if he had gone off the deep end. Of course, the Democrats and the MSM will slam this as dirty politics but how is it dirty politics if you show someone as he really is?

[theDentist]

Not I. I haven't learned to photoshop anything.

[Ramius]

Exthelthior!!!

[PJ-Comix]

[JRios1968]

Doing my part to get Vlasic to WEAR THE BEAR

[Ditter]

I heard a climate scientist talking about global warming (I was driving so I couldn't write any thing down). According to him, man was # 8 or 9 on the list of things that are responsible for global warming. As we have already guessed, number 1 is the sun.

As for algore, he strikes me as a really dumb guy who has already passed way beyond his abilities.

[libs_kma]

"Al Gore would be a breath of fresh air compared to the white trash that have stunk up the White House for the past 6 yrs!"

Ahhh, projection at its absolute finest. The toons were by far, without a doubt, no contest, the worst white trash to ever set foot in the WH.

Not only that, but for the first 15 years of her life, they had to take Chelsea with them where ever they went becuase she was too ugly to kiss good bye.

[Sally'sConcerns]

Foghorn Leghorn is perfect! Well I say, I say...

[franksolich]

By the way, I rather like the new monicker for DUmmieland.

"The Blue Klux Klan."

It says it all, in so few words.

I think it was coined by MoshMaster of the web-site that makes fun of the DUmmies.

"The Blue Klux Klan;" I love it.

[Condor51]

" Al Gore is a man I could go fishing with."

Yeah. And if the water level is too low, he'll have his people open a dam for you - like he did for this canoe photo op.

"Dam The Farmers, Full Speed Ahead!"

[gate2wire]

Al Gore is a man I could go fishing with.

Note to algore: Wear the Fish.

[gate2wire]

I'd sell my house to get this man elected!

Bev Harris' new scam--"We're only YOUR house away from getting algore elected. Donate your house today!!!"

[PJ-Comix]

Al Gore leaves his door ajar:

[gate2wire]

How did you get a photo of my refrigerator?

[PJ-Comix]

You missed out in 2000. I just found out there was a song parody contest in December 2000 for the best parody song about the contested election. The prize was $2500. I bet your "Palm Beach Polka" song would have won.

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

Please run Al! We need the comic relief...

[PJ-Comix]

I just remembered that my cousin Arlene used to win all sorts of song parody and song jingle contests. She even won a new car once. I forgot all about that since I haven't even seen Cousin Arlene in years. Also my other Cousin, Jerry, and I used to focus in on her dentist husband, Miles, who for some reason cracked us up by his meekness. In fact, Cousin Arlene originally met Miles (whom we call "Little Miles") because he had trouble swimming once and Cousin Arlene dove from a raft into the water and saved him by bringing him back to shore. Since she towered over Little Miles that was also a source of a lot of mirth.

However, to give Cousin Arlene her due, she did win a whole bunch of song constests (parodies and jingles). Winning that car (Chevy I think) sure did impress me.

[stylin19a]

What can we do to convince Al Gore to run?

Show him a full length mirror ?

[ClaireSolt]

Same strategy for Shrillary.

[PJ-Comix]

The 2008 Democrat presidential primaries are gonna be FUn to watch when Algore hops in. Hillary and Kerry will go BERSERK when they realize they won't be nominated. Barack Obama Superstar will feel hurt when he gets shut out but Algore will make his tears go away by offering him the Veep slot. Oh, and Hillary WILL have her revenge on Algore during the general election.