Posted on 01/08/2007 5:28:04 AM PST by PJ-Comix
"I'm certainly keeping a candle in the window for him. I think we need him DESPERATELY. WE need him. The whole WORLD needs him. The survival of our planet needs him."
A little over the top, wouldn't you say? /sarc
You're sure to win a songwriting political parody contest offering a prize of $2500.
And now the bad news...
You're too late. There was such a contest for a parody song about the 2000 contested election but the deadline was December 2000. Too bad because I bet your "Palm Beach Polka" would have won.
Over the past six years, Gore has become a caloric figure:
WOW! The Tom Vlasic commentary forum censor is sure overworking his job. He keeps purging every post I make over there.
Another reason why I know Algore will be running is that daughter Karenna is bored to death. She married some wealthy but very dull doctor and is just puttering around all day doing nothing in her Manhattan penthouse. She needs to be the D.C. social butterfly queen that she dreams to be.
Have you said anything about The Stork? (Might be fun just to see them sputter abouot "copyright" laws.
Tom Vlasic's main shtick is alternate fuels. To listen to Vlasic is like reading a dull chemistry paper about the molecular formulations of such fuels. Sorry, Tom, but we are electing a PRESIDENT, not a Chief Chemist.
YUmmie! Ajar of Vilsack pickles.
Dude! I'm, like, offended (but not in some weepy eyed feminine way that might cause the government or some sleazy lawyer make you send me cash).
There is a benburch in that...something about eating a vilsac pickle.
Gore just may have another Tootsie Roll case up his sleeve.
"He's the Rocky Balboa of 2008,"
He's the Rocky Road of 2008.
Sorry. However, Vlasic is now concentrating on dull discussions of all sorts of chemical compositions of alternate fuels. Also he wants to add more soy and other vegetable matter to the fuels. Only trouble with that is that it takes FUEL to harvest such plants so what is really the net positive result of such biological based fuels? Not much. Better to just drill in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico where petroleum exists in vast quantities.
Or...as my personalized plate says:
"DRLANWR"
Al Gore, Doctor of Thinkology:
How dare you! You're contributing to global warming!
An Inconvenient Troop.
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