DUmmie FUnnies 01-16-07 ("We are witnessing the End of America")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 16, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Cheburashka]

...a show where William Shatner is sleeping with a midget.
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Midgets, like naughty girls, need love too.

[Eagle of Liberty]

Recall the ease with which the terra-alert level system was gamed. Every time bad or anti-administration news came out, the alert level rose. Add to that the total disregard about the death and destruction caused by our IraqNam invasion, and you have proof that the deaths of individuals matter not to these assholes. They are merely tools and "unfortunate casualties". (f*ck you, Gonzales and Cheney) If there is one more terra-based event, either created by the US, or allowed to happen because it suits their goals, watch for martial law to be declared. once that happens, our rights and freedoms will be long gone. Watch for every e-mail and website to be "approved" by government censors. Watch for snail mail to be limited to paying bills to corporations. Watch for spies to use city surveillance cameras for much more nefarious reasons like crowd control.

The main problem with DUmmie BDS is that they think the world is a movie scripted by the neocons. They TRULY believe that evil does not exist unless the neocons allow it to exist to further their agenda on keeping people oppressed.

If this is truly the case, then every action made by Ahmadinejad is just an act. Every utterance made by Chavez is scripted. If we are attacked again, it will not be because someone was able to devise an attack on our homeland, but it will be because the neocons scripted it and let it happen. These morons are truly sick and demented. You cannot debate a mind that thinks like this because they truly live in an alternate reality. A reality where one must assume that everyone is in on the game except for the sheeple being fooled and them, the revolutionaries. It must be a scary place inside the mind of a DUmmie.

[Cheburashka]

What is it with DUmmies and their fixation on signing statements? Several (probably more than several) have even pointed to them as a "high crime" that Bush could be impeached for.

I had never heard of signing statements until the DUmmies and the liberal media started talking about them.
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Article II, Section 3: (towards the end, admittedly)
...he shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed,...

Constitutional justification for signing statements right there.

Or is The President just supposed to HOPE that the that his numerous bureaucratic minions will execute the laws faithfully without him giving them directions?

Talk about manufacturing a charge out of thin air...

[doorgunner69]

Not just with music, culture, arts, drugs

Mustn't forget the drugs, the all important drugs. Which perfectly frames your nebulous world......always the drugs....

[Paul Heinzman]

they were from Cavalry Church.

Were they on horseback?

(Sorry, PJ, I had to jump on that one before Charles got here:)

[Paul Heinzman]

I love this. The dude's getting all revolutionary and then they start talking about a TV show, and how they have to go out and buy season two on DVD. It reminds me of The Life of Brian when they're listing their grievances against the Romans and exclude roads, aquaducts, police, medicine, etc.

[kenth]

LOL. Especially when they were JUST complaining about capitalism and those evil corporations.

[chesley]

Why would you think they would change their minds then? Reality hasn't been able to get through so far.

Undoubtedly they would find a way to blame it on George Bush and the evil Republicans for provoking them (the Muzzies), or ignoring their rights, or instilling them with Jew- or gay-hating.

They'd hate GWB even as their own heads were falling off their necks.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Sure, not everything was golden or perfect, but it was a great leap forward.

Better trademark that so it isn't confused with that other "Great Leap Forward" that killed 20 million Chinese.

[Choose Ye This Day]

REG:
They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers.
LORETTA:
And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.
REG:
Yeah.
LORETTA:
And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.
REG:
Yeah. All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?!
XERXES:
The aqueduct?
REG:
What?
XERXES:
The aqueduct.
REG:
Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah.
COMMANDO #3:
And the sanitation.
LORETTA:
Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like?
REG:
Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done.
MATTHIAS:
And the roads.
REG:
Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads--
COMMANDO:
Irrigation.
XERXES:
Medicine.
COMMANDOS:
Huh? Heh? Huh...
COMMANDO #2:
Education.
COMMANDOS:
Ohh...
REG:
Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.
COMMANDO #1:
And the wine.
COMMANDOS:
Oh, yes. Yeah...
FRANCIS:
Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. Huh.
COMMANDO:
Public baths.
LORETTA:
And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.
FRANCIS:
Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this.
COMMANDOS:
Hehh, heh. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
REG:
All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

[mikrofon]

The main religious encounter I've had in the past two years was right after
Hurricane Wilma when I spotted a bunch of teenagers carrying a large tub
of bottled water on ice down the street

In a related way, this would have qualified as a religious experience for many DUmmies...

[gardencatz]

It is replaced with leadership by military-based group thought, by invading countries based on lies and by creating a scared population of sheeple, worried about dirty, rag-headed, smelly AY-rabs lurking behind corners, ready to pounce on honest, god-fearing, trustworthy, patriotic americans heading to church.

You know, the only paranoid people I see are DUmmies who are paranoid in the extreme about some phantom Christian Republican supposedly paranoid about "brown people" because they've all been brainwashed by PNAC-educated evangelical pastors. Almost every uninformed person I know is a dem. My mother is a typical case in point, I love her but I swear I don't know how this woman has survived this long. She was ragging on me about the Iraq War (as if I'm somehow personally responsible for it because I have an R on my voter registration card). She was on quite a rant when she got to the "you people are making the world more dangerous" meme. Then she said, I kid you not, "Well maybe if we hadn't invaded Iraq they wouldn't have attacked the World Trade Center." My jaw nearly dropped. She's exactly the kind of person the left courts...she gets her news from the alphabet networks and peruses some of the headlines on her way to Dear Abby and Ask Miss Manners. After reviewing the time line, she still said we shouldn't be there because we have too many problems at home.

OTOH, I live in a small farming community, middle class, most college educated (one almost has to be to run a farm or ranch today), patriotic (many served in the military and/or have family currently serving), Christian (the local grocery store puts a lighted Creche out front every year) and I have never once seen any prejudice or paranoia (this in a community where people are pretty much free to say what they think since we're decidedly NOT PC). Our sons and daughters come home from Iraq and Afghanistan and talk about some of the wonderful (brown) people they met, how appreciative those people were, and how cute and enthusiastic the kids are. Then again, I guess we should just cancel out anything they say since they signed up knowing full well the country was at war, which by DUmmie logic makes them patriotic (brain-washed), knuckle-dragging, morons. Obviously they have no education and no opportunity (tell that to the "ignorant" servicemen at the Defense Language Institute who learn more than one language at a time and earn an associate degree a year before most civilians in similar programs). The only REAL wisdom, it seems, is found behind a computer screen in a secret basement location, getting their information from the only "24 Business Hour" news source, TruthOut and their friends at Raw Story.

Cindie

[Argus]

People who will swallow myths and superstitions as truth

I guarantee you this DUmmie believes the Big Myths that human activity is the primary cause of global warming, that "communism works, it's just never really been tried", that President Bush "lied" about Saddam's WMD programs, that Al Gore "really won the 2000 election", and that Barack Obama is something other than a really eloquent empty suit.

[Mr. Jeeves]

I remember an episode of Boston Legal from last year, in which Alan Shore said to Denny Crane (say it again... Denny Crane! DENNY Crane! Denny CRANE!) something to the effect that if the poor people ever realize that they outnumber everyone else and decide to mobilize, the few people who hold the wealth will be screwed.

I honestly think that morbid fear (FrenchRevolutionophobia?) underlies Ted Kennedy's entire legislative agenda. ;)

[Paul Heinzman]

That's it. And let's not forget that Loretta would be in the GLBT forum.

"You can't have a baby."
"Don't oppress me."
"What's the fetus going to gestate in? You gonna put it in a box?"

[I_Like_Spam]

What a bunch of sad sacks.

They actually won the election, yet its still the "end of America".

Got to think what a funk they'd be in if they had lost.

[Grizzled Bear]

I've become a total fan of Alan Shore's degenerate-but-liberal attitude.
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I truly believe that the crowd at DU would be able to "get beyond" Jeffrey Dahmer's odd diet and strange sexual practices as long as he was a liberal.

[Grizzled Bear]

Say what you will; but that man was the only person in New Orleans, including the Governor and Mayor, who had a plan!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

But...maybe...just maybe...you have created a new "freep-word"?

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"We must unite...and we must act...we can do it!"

DUAC!