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DUmmie FUnnies 01-23-07 (" Why the HELL is John Kerry Dead Last at 8%?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 23, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/23/2007 5:45:46 AM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix
[He's a war hero? Why hasn't he told us that before?]

What's the difference between Benedict Arnold and John Kerry?

Benedict Arnold actually was a war hero.

21 posted on 01/23/2007 6:41:06 AM PST by dinasour (Pajamahadeen, SnowFlake, and Eeevil Doer.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Unfortunately for Kerry, there is NOTHING he can now wear to raise his low esteem among Democrats.

Perhaps there is one thing . . .


WEAR THE HARE!

22 posted on 01/23/2007 6:42:13 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (WEAR THE HARE!)
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He did beat Bush in 04. He just couldn't out-cheat Bush in 04.

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23 posted on 01/23/2007 6:45:42 AM PST by cripplecreek (Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
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Why the HELL is John Kerry Dead Last at 8%?

That's not true! John Kerry is NOT dead last!

He's ahead of Vilsack.

24 posted on 01/23/2007 6:48:21 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (At least until Vilsack decides to WEAR THE BEAR!)
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Kerry is probably the most intelligent, best debater, best speaker, and the most Presidential.

And yet somehow he managed to lose to an unpopular Chimp riding an unpopular war. What kind of a loser must that make him?

25 posted on 01/23/2007 6:52:58 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (He had his chance and he blew it.)
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John Kerry knows, his makeover is going to push him over the top this time.

Cheers,

knewshound

http://www.knewshound.blogspot.com/
26 posted on 01/23/2007 6:53:43 AM PST by knews_hound (Sarcastically blogging since 2004.)
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So he goofed in 2004, so what.

Yeah, what's one teensy-weensy little election?

27 posted on 01/23/2007 6:55:13 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Shake it off! Go get 'em next time!)
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So why is Kerry so damn maligned?

You know, politics, if you make the most of it, you work hard, you use some common sense, and you make an effort to be patriotic, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck as the ski-bum boy toy of a gin-soaked ketchup dowager.


28 posted on 01/23/2007 7:00:17 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Get in malign.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Like it or not, the public's image of Kerry is already ingrained in people's heads.



29 posted on 01/23/2007 7:27:58 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Jean-Fraud Kerry, master of the botched photo op.)
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30 posted on 01/23/2007 7:28:08 AM PST by NewLand (Always Remember September 11, 2001)
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He's a war hero for freakin sakes.

Kerry shot and killed an enemy soldier as he was running away. Not sure if that part is hero-class. But anyway, Kerry gets a medal for this stuff while two of our Border Patrol Agents recently got 12 years in prison for shooting a fleeing drug dealer with 750 pounds of pot on the Mexican Border. You can't make this stuff up!

31 posted on 01/23/2007 7:36:24 AM PST by Ronaldus Magnus Reagan
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Kerry is completely oblivious to his wife's exhaustion, distress, depression in this pic. The pic defines him. He is no gentleman; he is a selfish jerk.

Reminds me of the photo-op Kerry set up at the Grand Canyon; his daughter reportedly was rude to everyone and Mrs. Heinz Kerry looked frightened and distraught as Kerry tried to shove her onto a helicopter in order to fly into the canyon.
"The love of my life," as she called her first husband, John Heinz, died in a helicopter crash.

Why do we let these squirrely sociopaths roam around the corridors of power?

Good stuff, PJ. Are you wearing a hat outside and drinking water frequently? You really must be aware of the chances for heat exhaustion.



32 posted on 01/23/2007 7:53:53 AM PST by Barset
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Reminds me of the photo-op Kerry set up at the Grand Canyon...

I seem to recall photos. Are you aware of any?

33 posted on 01/23/2007 7:59:20 AM PST by bcsco
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Dude: You forgot the photo of Jihad Qerri hiking the football on the airport tarmac.


34 posted on 01/23/2007 8:07:45 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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Excellent as usual, PJ. This is going to be a fun election season....

especially if they keep the new BLOCK feature alive at DU. Did you see that? DU posters can now block anyone who disagrees with them from posting in their threads OR starting new threads on the topic. It ensures that everyone has the CORRECT opinions.

However, some DU-ers don't seem very happy about it...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1


35 posted on 01/23/2007 8:10:48 AM PST by lieutenant columbo
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To: bcsco

I'm sure there must be photos of the Grand Canyon debacle. Maybe google Kerry at Grand Canyon. I had to have seen still photos since no tv watching.


36 posted on 01/23/2007 8:17:07 AM PST by Barset
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Listening to these idiots blame every stupid thing Kerry does on Karl Rove gets tiresome after the 10,000th time.


37 posted on 01/23/2007 8:25:39 AM PST by Democratshavenobrains
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KKKarl is not satisfied with beating his opponents, he has to destroy them before he's through. Between the swift boats and the gaffe about the troops intelligence, Rove ran him right into the ground.


38 posted on 01/23/2007 8:43:09 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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39 posted on 01/23/2007 8:47:30 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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Kin Ah git me a huntin' lahsense here?


40 posted on 01/23/2007 8:52:06 AM PST by NRA1995 (They should've shredded Saddam Hussein...)
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