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DUmmie FUnnies 01-29-07 (William Rivers Pitt Slams 9-11 Truthers)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 29, 2007 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/29/2007 4:31:31 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The whacky conpiracy theories of the 9-11 Truthers are like the flypaper of the Left. Like flypaper, the tinfoil hat theories attract swarms of Leftwingers with its allure. However, also like flypaper, the Loons quickly find themselves forever stuck to those nutcase theories. The ordinary DUmmie or KOmmie posting wildly from Mommie's basement probably doesn't mind being forever tagged with the "Truther" label but I predict that many future Democrat politicians and careerists will find themselves painfully unable to escape being stuck to the 9-11 tinfoil theories. Someday a Democrat senatorial or maybe even presidential candidate will have to confront the inconvenient truth that that they were a Truther. Of course, their media allies will claim that they are being "Swift Boated." However, the loon label is sure to stick. Of course, there are some Democrat wannabees that are looking to the future and distancing themselves from the 9-11 Truthers. One of them is Pied Piper Pitt who is desperately trying to mainstream himself from himself just enough to become a media pundit as you can see in this Boston.Com news VIDEO where he is a member of a panel of commentators composed entirely of Leftwingers including the host. However, no matter how much Will tries to mainstream himself, he will be forever haunted by his past, particularly his "scoop" that Karl Rove has already been indicted last May 12. So Pitt not so subtly "slams" the 9-11 Truthers by criticizing their spelling. Of course, being a moral coward, Pitt self-righteously proclaims that he is just concerned about the spelling but even the DUmmies can see right through him as you can see in this THREAD he authored, titled, "'9-II Was An Inside Job' - the sign behind the speakers at the rally." So let us now watch Pitt slam the Truthers in a pathetic attempt to mainstream himself in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary or your humble correspondent, thinking that Pitt sinking himself just prior to his cancelled 2003 CNN INTERVIEW might make for a great retro DUFU, is in the [brackets]:

"9-II Was An Inside Job" - the sign behind the speakers at the rally

[Posted William Rivers Pitt with a definite agenda way beyond mere grammatical corrections.]

Memo to sign-maker: the characters you have after the "9-" are the letter "I" printed twice.

[Memo to will-pitt: we can already see you coming from a mile away.]

Not ones. I's.

[And you needed to post a new thread just for that tidbit?]

Do better next time.

[Do better next time trying to conceal your agenda, Pitt. And now we see even the DUmmies can see where Pitt is REALLY coming from...]

Better Still. Learn the meaning of the word priority and skip the banner altogether.

[Pitt trying to mainstream himself enough to become a TV pundit is a priority for him.]

There are 1000's of banner out there today with 1000's of messages. Should we just ban the 9-11 ones?

[Don't ban ANY of them. The public needs to see your lunacy.]

9/11 is on-topic - this is the 9/11 war. Afghanistan, Iraq - politically infeasible without 9/11. 9/11 given as justification for the entire "Bush agenda", NSA surveillance, PATRIOT Act, "enemy combatant," above all: Iraq. There was the worst and most important conspiracy theory in its impact: Cheney's, that 9/11 was related to Iraq. No 9/11 or equivalent provocation, no Iraq. Thus only by forgetting very recent events and causality can we pretend that 9/11 is not relevant to the antiwar protest. Only by exposing 9/11, in fact, is the antiwar movement going to reach the majority who just see little reason to fight the war, even if they are against it.

[A 9-11 Truther steps up to speak the MIHOP/LIHOP talk.]

George W Bush provoked the 9-11 attacks. The 9-11 attacks appear blowback for failed US-Taliban oil and gas pipeline diplomacy and the subsequent Bush threat to invade Afghanistan before 9-11.

[This 9-11 Truther's tinfoil hat is glowing red hot.]

See post 16

[Said Pitt.]

See post 16

[Repeated Pitt.]

See post 16

[Redundancy can be quite catchy as well as contagious.]

See post 16

[Droned on Pitt. And now (drum roll) we come to the infamous post 16...]

Am I dissing the movement? Calling them tinfoilers? No. I'm saying proper spelling is important. If you believe in the movement, it should be important to you, too. Can't sell anything with a bad advertisement, and what is that sign but an advertisement for the movement?

[Posted Pitt rather disingenuously.]

You have a history of dissing the movement.

[Replied the DUmmie, not believing Pitt for a moment.]

should we dig up some your posts in the 9-11 forum?

[GASP! You are actually proposing to quote Pitt himself to prove what a hypocrite he is?]

Just like "Karl Rove Has Been Indicted" has become the freeper version of "conspiracy theory" - thanks a lot. Your assistance to GWB and his henchmen is duly noted.

[And don't forget the DUmmie FUnnies. Pied Piper Pitt's contribution to our comedy material has been duly noted...and appreciated.]

No, TruthOut and Jason Leopold are our "Morans" If credibilty issues so concern you, I suggest you buy a f*cking mirror.

[Thus we see Pitt's dilemma. He can't criticize other DUmmies without the Indictment That Dare Not Speak Its Name being brought up.]

Sounds like you're an aspiring editor, Will.

[He's an aspiring pundit thus his desperate attempt to mainstream himself so he can continue to appear on teeeeeeveeeeee.]

One of the issues I have with some of the "marches," is that they are co-opted by people who have no sense of priority and who lack focus on the "mission."

[Like A.N.S.W.E.R.? Oh and now the official disclaimer.... Pied Piper Pitt never had any contact with A.N.S.W.E.R. despite the fact that he helped organize the now forgotten September 2005 Washington rally for which A.N.S.W.E.R. had all the permits. Even though A.N.S.W.E.R. basically controlled that entire demonstraion, Pitt never ever even talked to them due to the fact that he was hermetically sealed in a giant body condom which kept that nasty A.N.S.W.E.R. away from him.]

Will just likes to try to throw his snide comments in from time to time.

[Will always has an agenda...except when he goes on a drunken post Bukowski rant in the early A.M.. Then the truth sneaks out of him in a nasty way.]

I'll let his words speak for themself

[Uh-oh, Will. Stand by for a heat blast from the DUmmie furnace.]

Sat Sep-30-06 04:17 AM
Response to Reply #17

19. The 9/11 story rots and as long as kooks like this control the "movement" (and they do), the truth will rot right along beside it. I've tried, for years. But I won't go where these people live. I won't do it. Only a fool follows a fool.

[And that was posted in the early AM so we can be sure this was the REAL Pitt posting. Those drunken rants sure provide great insight into the Pied Piper. And here is another Pitt post from that same THREAD while Pitt was still thoroughly PUI (Posting Under the Influence)...]

Because it f*cking bothers me.I'm telling you, most of what I get comes from that realm. Day after day, 50 to 100 emails a day. This crap above is tame by comparison. If someone can believe in nukes at the Towers, that means (to me) they were an easy sell on the controlled demolition stuff, the missile-into-the-Pentagon stuff, etc. I want no part of anything a person like this might buy into. This person is the reason why the Brooklyn-Bridge-for-sale joke was written in the first place. You shouldn't be asking me why I have a problem with it. I should be asking your "movement" why the most dominant voices are also the most deranged, uncredible and spastic.

[So we see what is REALLY behind Pitt's snarky comment. And it's not just mere concern over correct grammar.]

Get out of the sign-making business.

[Posted Pitt, continuing his thin facade about being concerned about mere grammar.]

I'd rather be a lousy speller then a lousy journalist.

[A DUmmie shoots a cannonball over Pitt's stern.]


[It was a painful shot to Pitt's ego.]

That's going to leave a mark! LOL

[Pitt will anesthetize the wound with copious quantities of Bukowski's brew.]

Okay now that you have made your grammar/syntax Nazi point how about addressing her point about YOUR WORDS?

[Time for Pitt to perform the turtle in the shell routine.]

"Only a fool follows a fool."

Sorry Will, but as far as this particular subject goes, all I can say for you is.....You must spend an awful lot of time looking at your own backside when you walk.

[Pitt has been looking at his own backside since May 12...and before.]

You should get into the business of addressing your own words Instead of cheap-shot diversion. You have 24 business hours to comply.

[Pitt will send you a telegram from lockdown on the 4th floor of the Paxton Boggs building.]

I can think of much, much more embarrassing mistakes to make. I've lurked for a long time and remember something about some erroneous "breaking news"

[The breaking news about the Indictment That Dare Not Speak Its Name.]

Funny, coming from a "truthout" guy ... Please Mr. Pitt, tell us what we should protest, and how it should be done.

[Please, Mr. Pitt. Tell us how to stumble home from Bukowski's at 4 A.M..]

for someone who avoids actually discussing the topic, you have a pretty big mouth.

[Which is why Pitt has already disappeared from this thread. Mentioning the Indictment That Dare Not Speak Its Name to Pitt is like holding up a bunch of garlic in front of a vampire.]

It's usually the one's with the biggest mouths that have the biggest problem with denial when it comes to 9-11. When you have something relevant to add Will, I'll listen. Until then, you can go back to sleep. For at least 24 business hours

[Pitt will be indisposed at Bukowski's for the next 24 business hours.]

Hey, maybe they were drunk. I hope they weren't egomaniacs, though. That combo is just about useless.

[Ouch! It is going to take a lot of Bukowski's brew to ease the pain from that shot!]

I was more surprised about the signs behind the stage advertising Answer's march on March 17th, with their website on it.

[Remember, Pied Piper Pitt never ever had anything to do with ANSWER. Ever!]

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To: doug from upland

I still need the original DUmmie thread where Pitt is crowing like a bantam cock over his upcoming CNN interview.

81 posted on 01/29/2007 7:39:34 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: faq

That South Park episode was hysterical.

Q: So who actually caused 9-11?
A: What do you mean, it was a bunch of pissed off muslims!
Everyone: Yeah, what are you, retarded?

82 posted on 01/29/2007 7:49:42 PM PST by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal should be a convenience store.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

My favorite part:

Kyle: Eh-xcuse me, there's been a misunderstanding.
Donald Rumsfeld: Come on in, Mr. President. [President Bush comes in through one of the side doors]
Kyle: Uh, Mr. President, my name is-
Bush: SSHHUUDDUUPP!! You think we don't know your name?! We know everything! We control everything! [walks to his desk] We've all worked very hard to keep our involvement in 9/11 a secret! But you just had to keep digging!
Kyle: [quite surprised] Really?
911truth Man: You won't get away with it! People know!
Bush: People? You mean sheeple. We have the majority of them kept in blissful ignorance. Just one more... leak... [pulls out a pistol and his voice gets sinister] to fix... [the Secret Service agents take the 911truth man to the President]
911truth Man: Wait. What are you doing?
Bush: [leaves his desk and cocks the gun] You've been a thorn in our side for too long, I'm afraid.
911truth Man: No! You can't do this! [Bush grabs him by the collar] Please! I'll stop. I'll take down the Web site. I'll sto- [the President sticks the gun into the man's mouth] Oh no! Oh no!
Bush: Too late. [squeezes the trigger once and the bullet goes clear through the man's head. The 911truth man is dead]
Rumsfeld: [Condoleezza Rice stands to his left] Hahaha. He died like a pig.
Bush: [wipes the blood off his clothes and skin] Some pigs never learn.
Kyle: [in sheer disbelief, cocks his head right] No. Way.
Stan: He was right. You DID cause 9/11.
Bush: Yes. Quite simple to pull off, really. All I had to do was have explosives planted in the base of the towers. Then on 9/11 we pretended like four planes were being hijacked.when really we just rerouted them to Pennsylvania, then flew two military jets into the World Trade Center filled with more explosives, then shot down all the witnesses of Flight 93 with an F-15 after blowing up the Pentagon with a Cruise missile. It was only the world's most intricate and flawlessly-executed ever, ever.
Kyle: [ever more incredulous, cocks his head left and lower] ...Really??
Stan: Why?!
Bush: [smiling, he begins to pace] Oldest reason in the world. Money. The towers fell and the American sheeple all waved their flags. [walks by Dick Cheney, who's got a crossbow and is dressed to hunt] Finally we could invade Iraq, [finishes off with sinister glee] and get the oil which made us all richer than before.
Rumsfeld: [rubs his hands together greedily] Beauutiful money, hahahaha!
Kyle: [cocks his head right and even lower. He's not buying it] ...Really??
Stan: [off on a different page] Is the whole government in on this?
Bush: We are all-knowing and all-powerful. Good-bye, boys. [steps aside as Dick Cheney takes aim at them. Cheney fires an arrow at them, but the arrow hits a marble vase on a table behind the boys. The arrow bounces off the vase and hits fire alarm, which sets off the sprinkler system. Everyone does his best not to get wet]
Cheney: Dangit I missed again!

83 posted on 01/29/2007 8:01:00 PM PST by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal should be a convenience store.)
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To: Cindy

Thanks for posting these links, Cindy.

84 posted on 01/29/2007 11:52:38 PM PST by MonicaG (In hoc signo vinces. The whole world will see justice done.)
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To: MonicaG

You're very welcome Monica.

85 posted on 01/29/2007 11:56:06 PM PST by Cindy
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To: Cindy

I also just joined the Threat Matrix and saw 80 million links from you there; thank you for your incredible service. I very much appreciate your work and look forward to digesting as much info as possible. I think your links also serve as prayer requests, to pray about specific things and ask God to thwart our enemies, within and without.

Good night Cindy. Thanks again for the good work. God bless!


86 posted on 01/30/2007 1:12:29 AM PST by MonicaG (In hoc signo vinces. The whole world will see justice done.)
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To: MonicaG

Thank you Monica.

I am a praying woman, too.

A lot to think about and a lot to pray about.

Good night Monica.

Rest well.

87 posted on 01/30/2007 1:15:56 AM PST by Cindy
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To: PJ-Comix; Mia T; doug from upland
There are 1000's of banner out there today with 1000's of messages. Should we just ban the 9-11 ones?

UUUuunnnnggggghhh! Don't even start posting grammar corrections. Oh, yeah, I forgot -- they won't let him back into that school again. Was it a part of the plea deal??

OK, PJ. Maybe you can help me here.

I am trying to find that elusive, infamous photo of her heinous hitlery making her grand entrance at a televised joint session soon after 9/11. It was in her pocket, with the headline prominently displayed.

She has somehow summoned her minions to banish it from her sight. It's nowhere on the Internet AFIK. Please, please help if you can!

If P3 latches onto her campaign, it would be pretty FUnnie to have.

88 posted on 02/01/2007 3:32:46 AM PST by Watery Tart (Late as usual! Think of it as a catch-up post....)
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