DUmmie FUnnies 01-29-07 (William Rivers Pitt Slams 9-11 Truthers)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 29, 2007 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

If you believe in the movement. . . .

I BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

Just like "Karl Rove Has Been Indicted" has become the freeper version of "conspiracy theory" - thanks a lot.

Merry Fitzmas! Freudenschade, baby! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

[SoothingDave]

When I first tried to type on an old manual (around 1971), I couldn't find the '1' key. I had to ask my dad who said it was the capital 'I' key.

No, you use the lowercase "l" (ell).

[Paradox]

Heh heh, give them a little taste of power, and their movement will fracture into a thousand little pieces. Its going to be fun watching the disinigration.

[Charles Henrickson]

TruthOut and Jason Leopold are our "Morans"

An Inconvenient TruthOut.

[Lx]

Now that I think about it, I believe you're correct. Which invalidates my whole point.

[Charles Henrickson]

If credibilty issues so concern you, I suggest you buy a f*cking mirror.

. . . . . . . "Mirror, mirror, fixed on Will,
. . . . . . . You give me the biggest thrill!"

[Charles Henrickson]

Sounds like you're an aspiring editor, Will.

Sounds like he's a perspiring Piper.

[Charles Henrickson]

One of the issues I have with some of the "marches," is that they are co-opted by people who have no sense of priority and who lack focus on the "mission." . . . the signs behind the stage advertising Answer's march on March 17th, with their website on it.

BLOWIN' WHAT YOU PLANNED
Tune: "Blowin' in the Wind"

How many folks must a peace group piss off
Before none are left to offend?
Yes, 'n' how many times must you cover their sign
Before you can't stop what they send?
Yes, 'n' how many days must you wake up with fleas
Before you discover a trend?
'Cause ANSWER's on hand and blowin' what you planned,
'Cause ANSWER is blowin' what you planned.

[E Rocc]

Answer's march on March 17th,

ANSWER is holding a parade on St Patrick's Day? Geez, they will get such a big crowd and such media attention for that.

Adversaries like this can lead to overconfidence.

-Eric

[Charles Henrickson]

I'd rather be a lousy speller then a lousy journalist. . . . You must spend an awful lot of time looking at your own backside. . . . Funny, coming from a "truthout" guy. . . . for someone who avoids actually discussing the topic, you have a pretty big mouth. . . . When you have something relevant to add, Will, I'll listen. Until then, you can go back to sleep. For at least 24 business hours. . . . Hey, maybe they were drunk. I hope they weren't egomaniacs, though. That combo is just about useless.

EVERYBODY'S TALKIN' 'BOUT ME
Tune: "Everybody's Talkin' at Me"
By Will "Midnight Cowboy" Pitt

Everybody's talkin' 'bout me
I don't hear a word they're sayin'
Only the hands held on my ears

People mock and laughin'
I can't see their faces
'Specially in case I disappear

I'm goin' where I stand with Sheehan
In a roadside ditch
Goin' where the weather suits my clothes

Headin' off to my happy place
Even if in my mind
And skippin' over the dancepad in my home

[kevkrom]

</LurkMode>

I loved the slams on Pitt from the DUmmies... almost as clever and creative as the ones we frequently see on the DUFUs, and all the more impressive due to Pitt's once near-godlike status on DU.

<LurkMode>

[Charles Henrickson]

Pied Piper Pitt . . . is desperately trying to mainstream himself from himself just enough to become a media pundit as you can see in this Boston.Com news VIDEO where he is a member of a panel of commentators. . . .

Thanks for providing the link, PJ! It's a hoot to see P³ on this little local cable show trying to act like a bigshot pundit! And trying to look hip, too! He's wearing his Midnight Cowboy Black outfit--sans the hat. He's got the earring going. And the BALD HEAD!

Maybe he gave up on the Battle of the Gray and the Retreat of the Hairline. Or maybe he lost a bet at Bukowski's and had to shave his head. Wait--I forgot. Pitt always welshes on bets.

The Useless Pundidiot also pundicizes on the same panel in another segment on the 2008 campaign.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Any guesses as to which two Democrat presidential campaigns Pitt intends to work on this time?

[faq]

"....but I predict that many future Democrat politicians and careerists will find themselves painfully unable to escape being stuck to the 9-11 tinfoil theories. "

And now we learn the REAL truth behind the 9II conspiracies. The government actually CREATED all these conspiracies to convince the public that they were in control. They government couldn't have the public thinking they were incompetent. So, the government actually created these conspiracies to convince the public they were all powerful. And now the next generation of democrats have had their political careers ruined and at the same time the democrat party is forever linked with lunatics. Pitt has played a central role in this diabolical plan.

[Charles Henrickson]

Pitt parodied on South Park:

[Paul Heinzman]

I can think of only one dude who can pull that look off, and it ain't Pitt:

[Lx]

I didn't know Pitt worked at Mythbusters.

Actually, he looks like a tired worn out lifelong member of an alternative lifestyle. I don't know this; I'm just sayin...

[Charles Henrickson]

ANSWER is holding a parade on St Patrick's Day?

Patrick Fitzgerald? Deval Patrick?

[The Right Stuff]

Pitt 3.0 ping