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DUmmie FUnnies 03-16-07 ("10-Point Plan for Rebuilding the United States after Bush's Destruction")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 16, 2007 | Michael D. Rectenwald, Ph.D. and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/16/2007 6:37:12 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

I love the response from the Left when we show what they are really like. It consists of outrage about daring to question their patriotism. However, take a look at this PLAN put forth by Michael D. Rectenwald, Ph.D. who WORKS in the Robotics Institute at Carnegie Mellon University. The dopey Rectenwald "Plan" basically consists of Chekhist revenge against the Republicans. May we NOW question your patriotism? Apparently this clown Rectenwald has made the rounds of the various talk shows in the past including Scarborough Country on MSNBC and Alan Colmes' radio show. What is interesting is that what Rectenwald proposes is what many university professors and media types think but dare not say (yet) in public. So let us now read of Rectenwald's BDS plan of revenge against Republicans in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Carnegie Mellon University has a psychiatric institute, is in the [brackets]

10-Point Plan for Rebuilding the United States after Bush's Destruction

[10-Point Plan for Rebuilding your Sanity after Severe BDS Attack.]

Bush has blown up the world. Now the onus is on Democrats to say how they would put it back together. Nice move.

[Bush blowed up the world! He blowed it up real good!]

I say, resist and tell it like it is. The war and the domestic crisis are the messes that Georgie made. Here are the steps I suggest to remedy this terrible situation.

[Shrinks are standing by.]

1. Tell the people that George Bush and his friends are killers, liars, and thieves and that not only shouldn't they listen to him and them, but that they all belong in jail.

[That fairy tale is already being told in numerous leftwing blogs. In fact, that is the theme of about every other thread in DUmmieland.]

2. Get George and his friends out of the way -impeach, or if no time, wait till election-then put them in prison where they belong. No more reason to be afraid of what they say, calling opposition 'cut-and-run' Democrats. Let them say it from prison and see if they can 'cut-and-run' from behind bars.

[Straight to prison. Do not pass "Go" (unneccessary trials).]

3. Get the people he deployed to the disaster out of the disaster.

[Is that you, Jack Murtha?]

4. Rebuild the US first. Rebuild the schools, roads, infrastructure, housing, education system, medical insurance and other needs neglected by the Republicans over the last eight years, as they went on their killing spree and spent all of our money.

[Should we also rebuild Carnegie Mellon University where they actually pay nutcases like you?]

5. After cooling the Republicans by arresting most of them and shutting their stupid mouths forever, start working on reversing Global Warming.

[Won't there be even more Global Warming caused by the prison power needs involved in incarcerating tens of millions of EVIL Republicans?]

6. Revoke all the tax cuts made by the criminal Bush clan.

[How about if we just revoke your Carnegie Mellon salary?]

7. Remove all the "Justices" put in place by the Bush clan, including on the Supreme Court.

[Damn the Constitution! Full speed ahead...to Bolshevism!]

8. Abolish all the bullshit programs put in place by Bush clan, including Medicaid "reform" and the provisions attached to the 'no-child-left-behind' scam. Surely Bush was left behind.

[Were you part of the "mind-left-behind" scam?]

9. Consider the possibility that the Republican ideology contravenes the Constitution because its policies and beliefs endanger the well-being of the people. Consider making the Republican Party illegal.

[That would be a dream leftwing Constitutional Amendment. Abolition of Republicans.]

10. Start a party that opposes the Democratic Party from the left of the Democratic Party and makes the Republican Party a detestable relic of the past akin to the slave-holding Southern rebels.

[I'm wishing that your Carnegie Mellon job become a detestable relic of the past.]


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To: PJ-Comix
Geez.. you'd think a robotics guy could learn optimization better. All he really needed was a three point plan:

  1. Republicans are bad. They think different from us so they should be jailed.

  2. Surrendering to terrorists is good. Terrorists are against Bush. Bush is bad. Therefore, terrorists must be good.

  3. Socialism is really, really good. Let's tax people until the bleed and throw the money at "crises" of our own imagining. This will make people's lives better.

21 posted on 03/16/2007 7:11:18 AM PDT by kevkrom (WARNING: The above post may contain sarcasm... if unsure, please remember to use all precautions)
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To: PJ-Comix
Michael D. Rectenwald, Ph.D. - call your village. They want their idiot back.


(((((cuckoo-cuckoo-cuckoo)))))


22 posted on 03/16/2007 7:12:06 AM PDT by Condor51 (Rudy makes John Kerry look like a Right Wing 'Gun Nut' Extremist)
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WOO! HOO! This DUFU edition just made it into Hot Air!!! Check it out HERE.
23 posted on 03/16/2007 7:12:32 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Rectumwald sure is anal retentive. Notice how he harps on education as being one of the things Bush screwed up. I bet the Union he belongs to didn't give him everything he wanted.


24 posted on 03/16/2007 7:19:41 AM PDT by lwd
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To: PJ-Comix

Alan Colmes has a radio show? Who knew!


25 posted on 03/16/2007 7:20:19 AM PDT by Ludicrous
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To: PJ-Comix

Congrats! I understand HotAir gets some serious traffic.


26 posted on 03/16/2007 7:22:11 AM PDT by Ludicrous
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To: PJ-Comix
Remember, what Rectenwald says

Make that "Comrade" Rectenwald.

27 posted on 03/16/2007 7:41:31 AM PDT by TruthWillWin
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To: PJ-Comix

Dummies are ceasing to amuse me..This is lunacy!! Their hatred is making them crazy.


28 posted on 03/16/2007 7:45:27 AM PDT by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES.)
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To: NRA1995
And which method do we use to reverse global warming?

Possibly a new cabinet-level department to regulate the sun's energy output. If they just can figure out a way to tax it too . . . ;-)

29 posted on 03/16/2007 8:11:29 AM PDT by maryz
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To: PJ-Comix
Their plan is -- just a little -- short on specifics, isn't it? Beyond throw Bush et al. in jail and undo everything he did. Well, fix everything . . . but doesn't it need a bit more detail to be an actual plan?
30 posted on 03/16/2007 8:20:59 AM PDT by maryz
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To: PJ-Comix

My 5 year old niece has a more realistic view of government than this idiot.


31 posted on 03/16/2007 8:23:57 AM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: NRA1995
And which method do we use to reverse global warming? The manmade volcano spewing soot into the air? Dumping iron dust in the ocean to cause plankton to grow? Or the solar umbrella, made of trillions of Frisbee-like objects?

A couple of nukes on the world's worst trouble spots should get us close enough to Nuclear Winter to end Global Warming. Two birds with one stone, so to speak.

32 posted on 03/16/2007 8:25:52 AM PDT by nina0113
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To: nina0113

Actually, when they were afraid of global COOLING in the 70's, one of the solutions posed was nuking the polar ice caps so they'd melt quicker and the planet would start warming.


33 posted on 03/16/2007 8:35:47 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Hillary sounds like Granny Clampett auditioning for "American Idol")
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To: PJ-Comix; All
"10-Point Plan for Rebuilding the United States after Bush's Destruction"
34 posted on 03/16/2007 8:42:41 AM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Engineer Bn. K.I.A. 25 Apr. 2005)
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To: cripplecreek

It's only wrong when Republicans do the firings.


35 posted on 03/16/2007 8:43:32 AM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Engineer Bn. K.I.A. 25 Apr. 2005)
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"8. Abolish all the bullshit programs put in place by Bush clan, including Medicaid "reform" and the provisions attached to the 'no-child-left-behind' scam. Surely Bush was left behind."

Remind me again who wrote NCLB?


36 posted on 03/16/2007 8:45:14 AM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Engineer Bn. K.I.A. 25 Apr. 2005)
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To: PJ-Comix
9. Consider the possibility that the Republican ideology contravenes the Constitution because its policies and beliefs endanger the well-being of the people. Consider making the Republican Party illegal.

This dude needs some help.


37 posted on 03/16/2007 8:47:33 AM PDT by SIDENET (Now selling carbon offsets. Get some today!)
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To: PJ-Comix

How in the hell do people like this have enough brain cells to suck air?


38 posted on 03/16/2007 9:02:07 AM PDT by SouthernBoyupNorth ("For my wings are made of Tungsten, my flesh of glass and steel..........")
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To: PJ-Comix
I would like to point out a little error in you research... This IDIOT works for the English department and is an Editor for the Robotics Institute. Really Engineers are a little more stable than this nut-job.
39 posted on 03/16/2007 9:15:11 AM PDT by SouthernBoyupNorth ("For my wings are made of Tungsten, my flesh of glass and steel..........")
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To: PJ-Comix
From the bottom of his web page:

To access the following materials, please send me an email explaining your intended use and promise of fair use and proper credit given to my work.

How do you reconcile that with "To each according to his needs, from each according to his ability." There is no "proper credit to my work" in the collective there, comrade. The government takes money from my work every paycheck without explaining their inteded use and without proper credit.

40 posted on 03/16/2007 9:32:26 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (I smell a big fat commie 'rat.)
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