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DUmmie FUnnies 06-18-07 (DUmmie Offended By National Anthem)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 18, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/18/2007 4:38:38 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Oh the horror! The absolute HORROR! Come with me and watch this tale of woe as a poor widdle DUmmie had his sacred virginal ears exposed to the (GASP!) national anthem. You can read all about this violation of his human rights in this DUmmie THREAD. So, DUmmie, can we NOW question your patriotism? Let us now watch the DUmmie writh in agony at this exposure to the national anthem in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, never before realizing what a fascist Francis Scott Key was, is in the [brackets]:

Was at the car place getting the car serviced, and all of a sudden, the P.A. system broke into a flag saluting bloisterous voice of the National Anthem. I couldn't avoid it any place on the premises, as I was already outside sitting on the curb. Felt like I was in some natzi camp getting ready for the showers. Needless to say, I voiced my opinion on the matter to the management. Told them that I was not at a sporting event, funeral, union meeting, blah blah and asked him when Wagner was scheduled. Told them that the National Anthem blasting at the car dealership was nationalistic and a bit over the top and creepy. What do you think?

[I think you have a strong case for the Hague against that car place for causing a crime against humanity by subjecting your progressive ears to the national anthem.]

We are headed down the slippery slope. I have a feeling that in the coming years, Americans are going to wish they had paid closer attention in History.

[First you hear the national anthem in public and the next thing you know you are forcibly marched into a Wal-Mart detention center. It is indeed a slippery slope.]

I'm with Luis Bunuel: I don't even want to hear it at sporting events. Of course some people would say that this makes me unpatriotic. To which I would reply: bullshit, it just makes me nonjingoistic and nonnationalistic.

[It makes you a nonrational DUmmie like Luis Bunuel.]

I could do without it there too, but then I don't go to sporting events, so I don't have to be bothered with that.

[Good news! Bukowski's doesn't play the national anthem at drinking events.]

Is Houston the only place that has replaced "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" with "God Bless America" (at least the last time I was at a game)? I was floored. I wouldn't stand, as it is not our national anthem. My husband was afraid I was going to get lynched.

[How about if we play the DUmmie anthem... "They're Coming To Take Me Away!"]

I share your creep-itude. I wish more people truly understood the difference between patriotism and nationalism. Or jingoism.

[USA! USA! USA! Thus began the Third American Empire.

Was this a national/regional chain, or a private garage? That would have given me the creeps, too. Good for you for speaking out.

[So you got the creeps every day in school when they played the national anthem?]

I'll bet you're not the only one who didn't like being assaulted by the loud music. Anybody trying to have a conversation or who was making a phone call would be annoyed, I would think.

[FUnnie how you complain about the national anthem but not about loud rap music full of N-words and F-words. That stuff assaults my ears almost daily.]

Smart business people stay out of politics...

[Only a DUmmie could see playing the national anthem as being politically partisan.]

I don't think you should have voiced your complaint. They probably just think you're a jerk, now.

[Along with the thousands of DUFU readers who think the same thing.]

It wasn't a car wash on a military base, was it? You get treated to the tune twice a day, when the flag goes up, and when it comes down--they DO give you a warning, though, so you can run for cover and not get stuck standing and saluting in a parking lot halfway to your car....

[WARNING! WARNING! Your liberal ears are about to be subjected to the national anthem! All DUmmies are advised to enter protective shelters until the cessation of this song!]

I'm tired of war-mongering, and that song is a celebration of a moment in war.

[It celebrates the moment when the war-mongering fascists in Ft. McHenry withstood a British bombardment.]


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To: Charles Henrickson

They would want God to save Elton John???????


51 posted on 06/18/2007 6:52:02 AM PDT by sticker
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To: mnehrling
Well then, as an antidote, we should practice our own Schaftgemeinvolks and Schaltunggleich, as to add to their immense Freudenschade.
52 posted on 06/18/2007 6:58:44 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL!


53 posted on 06/18/2007 7:06:14 AM PDT by hsalaw
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To: Charles Henrickson
the P.A. system broke into a flag saluting bloisterous voice. . . .

May I suggest 'bloister' as the opposite of 'cloister'. Thus, speaking in a bloisterous voice is engaging in loud, rude behavior not representative of a cloistered environment...or so this DUmmie may believe.

Just a suggestion :)

54 posted on 06/18/2007 7:13:17 AM PDT by bcsco ("You like bloisters and I like Oysters")
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To: PJ-Comix

That DUmmie needs a trip through the car wash to cool down. I get subjected to leftist orthodoxy all the time in LA, but I don’t complain to the management. (Maybe I would if it were a government building being used to promote a distinctly political cause, but ... a private car wash?)


55 posted on 06/18/2007 7:14:57 AM PDT by pogo101
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To: PJ-Comix
More rain this week in South Florida! FANTASTIC! It's great how the heat of the day is completely relieved by the rain. Of course, I plan to sit outside and enjoy it all. Just sitttting in the rain!

Watch out for lightning!

56 posted on 06/18/2007 7:34:03 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (A Perfect Comixian Storm.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Needless to say, I voiced my opinion on the matter to the management. Told them that I was not at a sporting event, funeral, union meeting, blah blah and asked him when Wagner was scheduled. Told them that the National Anthem blasting at the car dealership was nationalistic and a bit over the top and creepy. What do you think?


I think I would have kicked him/her/it off my car lot.


57 posted on 06/18/2007 7:35:47 AM PDT by kenth (I got tired of my last tagline...)
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To: mikrofon

You caught “flount” (flout/flaunt) and “intrical” (integral/intricate), but you missed “flustrated” (frustrated/flustered).


58 posted on 06/18/2007 7:42:45 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Bloisterous.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Well, I told you I was a bad speler....


59 posted on 06/18/2007 8:19:20 AM PDT by mikrofon (<-- Shouldn't this be 'Microphone'?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Francis Scott Key would be proud.


60 posted on 06/18/2007 8:50:19 AM PDT by JerseyDvl (STOP - Hildabeast, Shrillary, Hitlery, Billary, Her Thighness, Sen. Cankles, Dukakis-in-Drag)
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To: PJ-Comix

I’ll go out of my way to dump a full soda on anyone that doesn’t stand for the National Anthem.


61 posted on 06/18/2007 8:52:20 AM PDT by Clam Digger (Donate to the RNC - in pesos.)
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To: mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
Well, I told you I was a bad speler....

Well, then, you need to check out this site: FreeSpeling.com.

No kidding!

62 posted on 06/18/2007 8:57:28 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: kevkrom
You’re much too late. We reached that tipping point in 1980, to the chants of “USA! USA! USA!” at an Olympic hockey game.

That’s how Rome started, isn’t it? One day the crowd in the Colosseum began chanting “SPQR! SPQR! SPQR!” and the next day Carthage is a smoking hole in the ground.

It’s almost eerie.

No, really, it is.

63 posted on 06/18/2007 9:08:27 AM PDT by Cheburashka (DUmmieland = Opus Dopium. In all senses of the word dope.)
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To: PJ-Comix
“We are headed down the slippery slope. I have a feeling that in the coming years, Americans are going to wish they had paid closer attention in History.”

Boy DUmmie you got that right!! Only YOU and your fellow lefties are the very ones taking it there. But you are too selfish and narcissistic to see it.

64 posted on 06/18/2007 9:11:52 AM PDT by gidget7 (2Th 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:)
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To: PJ-Comix
Wonder which car wash in Houston played the National Anthem? I’d trade there. Mine doesn’t play any music at all as I can remember.

(surely this was posted by a freeper just wanting to make the DUmmies look bad, donch think?)

65 posted on 06/18/2007 9:13:33 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix

Democrats revealing their true colors...socialist red.


66 posted on 06/18/2007 9:14:03 AM PDT by DesScorp
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To: PJ-Comix
Was at the car place getting the car serviced

Oil changes are bad for the environment, DUmmie. Boycott oil changes and you'll never have this problem again.

67 posted on 06/18/2007 9:17:04 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Peace through Mutual Assured Depression is the Liberal way.)
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To: Ditter
(surely this was posted by a freeper just wanting to make the DUmmies look bad, donch think?)

If it was, it certainly smoked them out, didn’t it?
68 posted on 06/18/2007 9:24:46 AM PDT by Cheburashka (DUmmieland = Opus Dopium. In all senses of the word dope.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Felt like I was in some natzi camp getting ready for the showers. Needless to say, I voiced my opinion on the matter to the management. Told them that I was not at a sporting event, funeral, union meeting, blah blah and asked him when Wagner was scheduled.

Their hate is blaring. A few years ago you could say, "I know he wasn't raised that way". Unfortunately nowadays, he probably was.

69 posted on 06/18/2007 9:33:43 AM PDT by scan58
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To: maryz

I didn’t understand it either, but these people are illogical and irrational.


70 posted on 06/18/2007 9:35:06 AM PDT by darkangel82 (Socialism is NOT an American value.)
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To: Cheburashka

The words “Dummies” and “looking bad” are kinda redundant.


71 posted on 06/18/2007 9:36:30 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Ditter
(surely this was posted by a freeper just wanting to make the DUmmies look bad, donch think?)

You KNOW they don't need any of us for that. We can't make them look any worse than they already do. I know you've heard the saying "You just can't make this stuff up"...it applies here, I believe. Actually, they are WORSE than I ever could imagine over there. Most of the time, I can't stand to read it.

72 posted on 06/18/2007 9:38:06 AM PDT by scan58
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To: scan58
Yeah I know but I have often thought of signing up over there just to play with them and get them riled up. Make outrageous comments and accusations like, “I saw President Bush playing pat and giggle with an intern”. Or “in a dream it was revealed to me that hillary clinton was really the 2nd coming of Christ”. Just silly insane comments like that and watch them take and run with it.
73 posted on 06/18/2007 9:52:29 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Ditter

Gotcha....You’re right. That would be fun. :-)


74 posted on 06/18/2007 10:14:06 AM PDT by scan58
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To: Ditter
Just so you know, the powers that be over there watch new members closely until they reach 1,000 posts. If they suspect you are trolling for any reason, they will award you what I call the Order of the Granite Block, also known as tombstoning. After 1,000 posts you get more latitude.

If you can stomach it a donation (preferably small) might help.

But don’t expect a refund if they decide to tombstone you later.

75 posted on 06/18/2007 10:25:49 AM PDT by Cheburashka (DUmmieland = Opus Dopium. In all senses of the word dope.)
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To: Cheburashka
Yeah I have heard that and I don’t think my constitution is strong enough to go 1000 posts. So I haven’t done it and I probably won’t. That makes me all the more appreciative of Pea Jay for what he does.
76 posted on 06/18/2007 10:30:34 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: MindBender26

Don’t insult the Ramones by lumping them in with DUmmies, They were pretty patriotic and proud to be American. Dee Dee was an Army brat and Johnny went to a military academy. They loved war movies and collected war memorabilia. And they absolutely HATED hippies. All are reason enough to have a place in my top 3 bands of all time...well, that and their music is incredible!

Cindie


77 posted on 06/18/2007 10:43:15 AM PDT by gardencatz (Your son might be an honor student, but mine's a US Marine...it can't always be someone else's son!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
You caught “flount” (flout/flaunt) and “intrical” (integral/intricate),

Hmm, I thought "intrical" would be (integral/intrinsic)......Hmmm

78 posted on 06/18/2007 10:44:42 AM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: PJ-Comix
Is Houston the only place that has replaced "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" with "God Bless America" (at least the last time I was at a game)?

No. It's now done throughout MLB after 9/11. Ironically, it's even played in SF during Giants games.

79 posted on 06/18/2007 10:52:33 AM PDT by GOP_Raider (FReepmail me to join the FR Idaho Ping List.)
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To: PJ-Comix
It wasn't a car wash on a military base, was it? You get treated to the tune twice a day, when the flag goes up, and when it comes down--they DO give you a warning, though, so you can run for cover and not get stuck standing and saluting in a parking lot halfway to your car....

Saluting? Please tell me this DUmmie isn't a military member.

This DUmmie would really hate Okinawa. There we had to stand at attention through our national anthem, the Japanese national anthem, and the Marine Corps Hymn.

And we LOVED it!

80 posted on 06/18/2007 1:20:28 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Some people are like slinkys, the idea of them tumbling down a flight of stairs makes you smile.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
At least we know it's not DUmmie stevenumbers.

creepy Charles as I was just thinking about stevenumbers right before I got your post. (cue creepy music)

The offended DUmmied now needs to sell his tainted car.

81 posted on 06/18/2007 1:46:56 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (DUNCAN HUNTER '08 (I'll add Thompson if he ever decides to enter the race))
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To: Charles Henrickson
That's because I automatically read it as flushstrated - you know - when you get so irritated you go red in the face ;'}
82 posted on 06/18/2007 1:51:24 PM PDT by rockrr (09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0)
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To: bcsco
Reveille is at 0630, so the odds of a Dummie being up and around at that time are pretty bad.

"To the Colors" is played after Retreat at Ft. Hood. Traffic stops for Retreat, not for Reveille, so there's no need for Dummies to hide even if if they are up before the sun. Oh and saluting is for military, civilians just remove headgear and put their hand over their heart. But these facts would only ruin this chapter of the "Dummies Guide to Fascism in Amerika"

83 posted on 06/18/2007 1:54:05 PM PDT by par4
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To: par4
"To the Colors" is played after Retreat at Ft. Hood.

IIRC, it's up to the base commander what bugle calls are used, although they're pretty much standard.

I had basic & AIT at Hood (2/81 Armor). But that was many, many moons ago and I don't recall whether Too The Colors was played at that time It's been far too many years for this ol' mind to recall. Regardless, the National Anthem is not on the list.

84 posted on 06/18/2007 2:24:42 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: PJ-Comix

The 4th of July must be almost as bad as Christmas for these traitors. I don’t question their Patriotism since they have none.

Pray for W and Our Troops


85 posted on 06/18/2007 2:29:25 PM PDT by bray (The co-clintons freed more bombers then they caught)
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To: par4
Reveille is at 0630, so the odds of a Dummie being up and around at that time are pretty bad.

That's when Pitt is throwing up.

86 posted on 06/18/2007 2:35:47 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Thompson/Hunter '08)
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To: bray
I don’t question their Patriotism since they have none.

Hold on there just a minute. The DUmmies are VERY loyal...to Castro and Chavez.

87 posted on 06/18/2007 2:41:14 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Thompson/Hunter '08)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Yeah, Castro and Chavez would listen to their whining while asking them if they want a blindfold or cigarette.

Pray for W and Our Troops


88 posted on 06/18/2007 2:43:33 PM PDT by bray (The co-clintons freed more bombers then they caught)
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To: PJ-Comix
We are headed down the slippery slope. I have a feeling that in the coming years, Americans are going to wish they had paid closer attention in History.

Indeed. If history has taught us anything that playing the National Anthem in towns across America leads to parades, town festivals, even...fireworks displays. You play the National Anthem today, and where does it end? Drinking lemonade on the porch and waving to passers-by?

The horror!

89 posted on 06/18/2007 2:46:55 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Thompson/Hunter '08)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm tired of war-mongering, and that song is a celebration of a moment in war.

It's a celebration of a moment of victory through great sacrifice. The DUmmies would just love the National Anthem if it were a song about the fall of Saigon.

90 posted on 06/18/2007 2:50:31 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Thompson/Hunter '08)
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To: PJ-Comix
I wish more people truly understood the difference between patriotism and nationalism. Or jingoism.

I sure wish more DUmmies understood the difference.

91 posted on 06/18/2007 2:53:22 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Thompson/Hunter '08)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm with Luis Bunuel

...and he's not smelling very good right now.

92 posted on 06/18/2007 2:54:58 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Thompson/Hunter '08)
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To: PJ-Comix
I could do without it there too, but then I don't go to sporting events

So even though you'll never hear it at a sporting event, you don't want it played because you know there's always some sporting event somewhere, and you can't even stand knowing that it's being played.

93 posted on 06/18/2007 2:59:59 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Thompson/Hunter '08)
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To: PJ-Comix
There are lots of countries that don't play the national anthem.

Pack up and move to one of them.

94 posted on 06/18/2007 3:04:01 PM PDT by GiovannaNicoletta
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To: PJ-Comix
I wouldn't stand, as it is not our national anthem.

Obviously, you miss the point of the seventh inning stretch. They weren't standing because "God Bless America" was playing, they were standing to prevent blood clots from forming in their femoral arteries.

So my advice to this DUmmie, as it was to the OP when I said boycott oil changes, is boycott standing up and stretching.

95 posted on 06/18/2007 3:05:35 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Thompson/Hunter '08)
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To: Paul Heinzman

I’ve been reading the DUFUs since the start, and I’m still amazed that people still think like this.


96 posted on 06/18/2007 3:07:27 PM PDT by darkangel82 (Socialism is NOT an American value.)
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To: PJ-Comix
They probably just think you're a jerk, now.

The manager of the service station probably thought you were a jerk when you went there to fill your Zippo with gas.


97 posted on 06/18/2007 3:13:06 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Thompson/Hunter '08)
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To: PJ-Comix
...and asked him when Wagner was scheduled.

And then he sez to me, he sez, "In light of the situation, 'White Punks on Dope' seems a more appropriate selection."

98 posted on 06/18/2007 3:20:12 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Thompson/Hunter '08)
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To: PJ-Comix
I share your creep-itude.

Creepitude is one of the traits that all DUmmies share.

99 posted on 06/18/2007 3:22:47 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Thompson/Hunter '08)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I was floored. I wouldn't stand. . . .

Pitt at closing time at Bukowski's.

She said "wouldn't" stand, not "couldn't" stand....

100 posted on 06/18/2007 5:10:22 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I'm a liberal's worst nightmare: Redneck with a pickup, library card, and a concealed carry permit)
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