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DUmmie FUnnies 10-11-07 ("There's no doubt that the US is now under Facism")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 11, 2007 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/11/2007 11:00:04 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

One of the prevailing beliefs among the DUmmies is that Bushitler has instituted, or is in the process of instituting, a fascist (or "facist," in DUmmiespell) state. You know, totalitarian, no freedoms, no dissent, reeducation camps, the whole nine yards. That is the thesis for DUmmie nadinbrzezinski's THREAD, "Essential reading for those who still think we do not live." (For the title of this DUFU, though, I have chosen the FUnnier and more descriptive first reply, "There's no doubt that the US is now under Facism.") Of course the supreme irony here is that in a TRULY fascist state, these moonbats would not be able to post such a thread! But DUmmies never let the facts get in the way of an opportunity to spread the dread of the BFEE (Bush Family Evil Empire). What is surprising, though, in this thread is that several of the DUmmies don't buy it! So let's settle back and watch the oppressed DUmmies use their freedom of speech to claim that they don't have any, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering whether PJ-Comix has been carted off to Club Gitmo, is in the [brackets]:

Essential reading for those who still think we do not live in a fascist state, or best case scenario a protofascist state . . . . Now go and read these things and educate yourself. . . .

[DUmmie nadinbrzezinski posts a bunch of links to literature she would not able to post or read in a fascist state, thus immediately defeating her own argument.]

Theres no doubt that the US is now under Facism. . . .

[Henry Waxman is in trouble then.]

The only question... is weather it can be undone or not. . . .

[Even the weather is under the control of Bushco! It's the Karl Rove Wacky Weather Machine! See Katrina.]

I will not be shocked if tomorrow I cannot access the web, or leave the country. . . .

[Then leave the country TODAY, before it's too late! Puh-leeeze!]

Ridiculous. . . . Posts like this make DU look, well, ridiculous.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!]

Have you read any of the above tittles?

[DUmmie nadinbrzezinski challenges the skeptical Truthiness Inspector to read her tittles.]

I'd recommend you go read Naomi Wolf's first, she writes well and is aproachable. . . .

[Is that the one where Naomi advises Algore to wear earth tones and look like an alpha male?]

totalitarian states do not switch the lights off on fredom overnight. It takes years... and it is a slow process.

[At this rate Bushco will have completed instituting a totalitarian state by, oh, the year 2525.]

I gave you the tip of the iceberg on required readying.

[Ready it quick, before the iceberg melts!]

First Ammendment . . . Fourth Ammendment . . . Those are the chief ones under attack right now.

[Of course the DUmmies don't care one whit about the Second Amendment or the Tenth Amendment. And they don't even like the "free exercise of religion" part of the First.]

we are going through the "frog in a pot" scenario.

[I think we're going through the "pot in a bong" scenario.]

there were those in Germany who were in equal states of denial. . . . At some deep level, we *all* know we're being moved along into a fascist state, and the underlying fear causes all kinds of reactions -- some of which are to throw darts at the messenger.

[The very fact that some DENY we are moving into fascism is PROOF that we are! And if you throw darts at me for saying so, that too is proof! We all know it!]

Self delete, safari is behaving weird

[Aha! They're starting to shut down the Internet! "First they came for safari. . . ."]

This Jewish friend thinks I am extreme in suspecting that the 9/11 official story has holes in it, and she doesn't want to hear about these fascist comparisons, either.

[Of course! She's a Neocon! MIHOP! LIHOP! Beware of the JOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!]

How far things will be allowed to go is the big question that has me sleeping very poorly of late.

[You think YOU'RE having problems?! Will Pitt hasn't slept since April of '05!]

This is the kind of fascism that is.... currently disguised as something else. . . .

[Like . . . freedom.]

most folks think a fascist state implies secret police (check), Private Armies( Check), a cowwed media (check...), a cowed judiciary (well on our way), a cowed Legislature (Yep))... and I could go on . . .

[. . . until the cowed come home.]

I expect Air America to soon be off the air. . . .

[The fascists are FORCING people to turn their dials to other stations!]

I also expect demonstrations to be increasigly impossible to organize. . . .

[If all 43 of you loons would agree on who gets to hold the bullhorn, it would go a lot easier.]

This is just embarrassing.

[SILENCE! DON'T DISRUPT OUR THREAD ABOUT FASCISM!]

The myth of a free press died with the assassination of JFK --- everything changed after that ---

[And where was young George W. Bush on November 22, 1963? "Somewhere" in Texas. I rest my case.]

What we may be experiencing is a "fascist movement" without the overt reactionary authoritarianism.

[A fascist state without the fascism. What will those b*st*rds think of next?!]

I fear reprisal. Not now. Not tomorrow. But when/if the Bush/Cheney dictatorship decide they will not go quietly off to Paraguay in 2009, they're going to come looking for people like me.

[Off to detention camp with you! Even if it takes a third or fourth term!]

You wouldn't be allowed to post that in a real fascist state.

[SHHHH!!! YOU'RE RUINING OUR FANTASY!]

You are free to step outside your door and say anything you like. You can say anything here - and people do! Every day! And so far no DUers have been rounded up. It's hyperbolic drama-queen hysterics to claim we're in a fascist, totalitarian state.

[Yeah, well . . . it . . . it COULD happen!]

7.- Target key individuals... Dan Rather... Donahue, and those are just the begining of this. . . .

["First they came for Dan Rather. . . ."]


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To: Charles Henrickson
The myth of a free press died with the assassination of JFK --- everything changed after that ---

So that whole Watergate thing was approved by the government?

61 posted on 10/11/2007 3:16:03 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Fishin' for a good time starts with throwin' in your line.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
7.- Target key individuals... Dan Rather... Donahue, and those are just the begining of this. . . .

Key individuals? OK, I'll give you Dan Rather--he had influence--but Phil Donahue? C'mon!

62 posted on 10/11/2007 3:19:30 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Fishin' for a good time starts with throwin' in your line.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
What is funny, is that if the DUer’s knew what “facism” really was they would realize that they are a lot closer to being fascists (national SOCIALISTS!) than we are.
63 posted on 10/11/2007 3:22:57 PM PDT by redgolum ("God is dead" -- Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" -- God.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I will not be shocked if tomorrow I cannot access the web, or leave the country. . . .

Okay, these paranoid fools are starting to bore me.

I'm ratting them out to the Secret Police. They'll have time to consider their traitorous behavior and words while laboring in one of those secret concentration camps in the Midwest.

64 posted on 10/11/2007 3:29:38 PM PDT by SIDENET (Do I really need a sarcasm tag?)
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To: Ditter

I was thinkin’ the same thing. It must be an acquired talent, tittle reading....


65 posted on 10/11/2007 3:30:25 PM PDT by Hi Heels (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult)
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To: Charles Henrickson
A fascist state without the fascism. What will those b*st*rds think of next?!

Hold crap that had me lol. Awesome.
66 posted on 10/11/2007 3:43:12 PM PDT by BJClinton (Don't taze me, bro!)
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To: Paul Heinzman
I will not be shocked if tomorrow I cannot access the web, or leave the country. . . .

Well, it depends on whether you take your medications or not. If Nurse Rachett gives me a good report on you tomorrow, we'll talk about it.

67 posted on 10/11/2007 3:48:29 PM PDT by lOKKI (You can ignore reality until it bites you in the ass.)
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To: dirtbiker
Just because it's NOT HAPPENING does not mean it's NOT HAPPENING....

Paranoia can be damned FUnnie....

This one HAS to be close to delusional. But, then again, from Wikipedia: "Paranoia can also be a side effect of medication or recreational drugs, particularly marijuana and stimulants such as methamphetamine."

Uh, huh. That may explain alot.

68 posted on 10/11/2007 4:24:06 PM PDT by bcsco ("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.")
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To: Charles Henrickson
Have you read any of the above tittles?

Tittles like that make me want to post all night.

69 posted on 10/11/2007 4:28:35 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Fishin' for a good time starts with throwin' in your line.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
&Essential reading for those who still think we do not live in a fascist state, or best case scenario a protofascist state . . . . Now go and read these things and educate yourself. . . .

Statements like these, regardless of the tittles, remind me of what Sam Kinison said about Charles Manson's interpretation of The Beatles: "You were on acid, man! You'd've gotten the same message from The Monkees! They weren't even a real group!"

70 posted on 10/11/2007 4:36:53 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Fishin' for a good time starts with throwin' in your line.)
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To: Roscoe Karns
Did I mention that Mr.Ditter was packin’? you better watch out! ;9)
71 posted on 10/11/2007 4:38:37 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Roscoe Karns

72 posted on 10/11/2007 4:47:06 PM PDT by Purrcival (Friday is almost here - the Day when the Mighty Goracle will win the Nobel Peace Prize (gag))
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To: Roscoe Karns

73 posted on 10/11/2007 4:47:14 PM PDT by Purrcival (Friday is almost here - the Day when the Mighty Goracle will win the Nobel Peace Prize (gag))
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To: Roscoe Karns; Ditter; Charles Henrickson

He said "tittles"! Heh heh heh heh heh

74 posted on 10/11/2007 4:52:04 PM PDT by Purrcival (Friday is almost here - the Day when the Mighty Goracle will win the Nobel Peace Prize (gag))
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To: Purrcival

LOL!


75 posted on 10/11/2007 4:57:00 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: NRA1995
So "facism" has "pracrices"

Pracricing facism makes you ronery, just ask Arec Bardwin.
76 posted on 10/11/2007 5:08:26 PM PDT by visualops (artlife.us)
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To: Purrcival; Charles Henrickson; Ditter; PJ-Comix

77 posted on 10/11/2007 5:20:29 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns

LOL! You are on a roll! he he


78 posted on 10/11/2007 5:22:00 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Charles Henrickson
ROTFL! Wait until, (God forbid) Hillary is President! Then let’s see what fascism is!
79 posted on 10/11/2007 5:29:12 PM PDT by ladyinred
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To: Army Air Corps; Charles Henrickson

....or we can combine them and have conspiracy with your toast!

80 posted on 10/11/2007 5:32:32 PM PDT by luvie (Friendship is neither a contest nor a race. What matters is the feeling involved. <3)
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