Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 11-02-03 (Pied Piper Pitt Panders To Hillary By Slamming Tim Russert)
Posted on 11/02/2007 6:09:33 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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As we saw a little over a month ago when William Rivers Pitt performed a DUmmie GRANDSTAND, the Magic Man is continuing to pander to Hillary as you can see in his THREAD, titled, "An article that just kicks the **ever-lovin' shit** out of Tim Russert." The article itself is completely unimportant. If you really want to read it, then visit that DUmmie thread featured in this edition. What is important is the delusion that Pitt is under that he can somehow become a player in the Hillary campaign by yet another blatant pander attempt, Forget about it, Pitt. It will NEVER happen. Hillary needs you like she needs a migraine headache. However it is FUnnie to watch yet another desperate attempt by the Pittster to become a for real political player. Watch Pied Piper Pitt pathetically pander politically in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, not so subtlely reminding everybody that the DUmmie FUnnies is now in the Weblog Awards contest, is in the [brackets]:
An article that just kicks the **ever-lovin' shit** out of Tim Russert. Enjoy.
[Pied Piper Pitt Pathetically Panders Political Pathos.]
I sure as hell did. Russert is so full of shit, he squeaks going into a turn; you can smell him coming two counties away.
[Tim Russert s full of it? Remember, folks. This comes from a guy who gave out that great journalistic scoop that Karl Rove had ALREADY been indicted on May 12, 2006.]
Thanks for helping Cheney's hatchet-men blow up a WMD-hunting CIA NOC agent, Timmy. Valerie Plame, remember?
[Thanx, Pitt, for the great inadvertent comedy material you have provided the DUFUs over the year.]
Thanks, also, for helping them destroy the in-country networks she assembled to gather WMD-threat intelligence data (real threats, I mean, not the bullshit ones you helped spread far and wide...do you even know the difference between "real" and "bullshit" anymore, you jackal?).
[Pitt pushing the notion of pencil pusher Plame as a Spymaster in the league of an Allen Dulles.]
When she was exposed, every person within her networks who was ever seen in public with her was blown as well. You might just have helped get some of them killed, Tim-bo. For real. Brewster-Jennings? Yeah, you helped f*ck that all up, too.
[Why blame Tim-bo when it was RICHARD ARMITAGE that exposed her? The left really hates to mention the name of RICHARD ARMITAGE in relation to Valerie Plame.]
But hey, at least you were able to weather the storm and maintain your cushy off-the-record-at-all-times relationships with all those senior Bush officials, especially the ones who used you to nuke Plame, her networks and her cover-story office.
[Soooo, Pitt, are you ever going to mention the name of RICHARD ARMITAGE?]
You protect them, and in return they come on your breathtakingly useless Sunday blatherfest, and they spew bullshit, and you always allow their bullshit to pass unchallenged (real news people call these things "follow-up questions"; you should actually maybe ask one someday)...
[Mr. Twenty-Four Business Hours giving a lecture on "real news people."]
...and because you're always so nice and off-the-record and shit, they keep coming back on your show for more unchallenged bullshit spewage, which makes you look like a real journalist to people who don't know any better, and you get invited to all the DC-power-people cocktail parties, and that's what matters, right?
[Tim-bo just doesn't measure up to the journalistic standards of Pitt's pal, Jason Leopold.]
(Sorry for the rant, here's the article, feast)
[No. Thanx for the rant. Another inadvertent comedy classic from the Pittster. And we'll skip the article here in the DUFUs because it just doesn't measure up to your humorous hypocrisy. And now to the DUmmie Peanut Gallery...]
He has turned journalism yellow. He spews Cheney's agenda in trade for continued access. He is corrupt beyond belief. His actions after Katrina were also particularly revealing, IMHO.
[Did Tim-bo claim that Karl Rove had already been indicted on May 12, 2006?]
Every time the framework is presented and validated (by responding to such stupid questions) we move a little further from reality. At some point, we're not even going to know what the hell reality is anymore. We'll only know how it's been framed. Recalibrating reality, if you will, is a very dangerous thing to do...but that's never stopped any dominant civilization from doing so, and it is that redefinition of reality to conform to the will of the dominant state that has ultimately been that state's downfall.
[Framing. A DUmmie buzzword fave. Try recalibrating the reality frame of George Lackoff which rhymes with...]
Just another obsequious sycophantic toady.
[Posted the DUmmie after consulting the Big Words Dictionary.]
The UFO question sealed the deal. His orders for the day must have included "make them look like they're nuts."
[An incredibly EASY task to perform.]
I was so disgusted with Russert that I could not even finish watching the debate. He was the ultimate ass and beyond disingenuous.
[GASP! After asking a series of inane questions at the debates, Tim-bo finally asks ONE somewhat challenging question.]
Why isn't there a massive effort to get Russert off the air for his lack of good judgment?
[Is that you, Hillary?]
Russert would be more valuable to the nation if he were baked and stuffed with butter and sour cream.
[Ben Burch would certainly love to stuff Tim-bo.]
We should all be writing NBC about Timmy and his lack of journalistic integrity.
[As opposed to Pied Piper Pitt's incredibly high level of journalistic integrity.]
Dean got a yell. Kucinich got a ufo. Dukakis got a helmet.
[Pitt got a scoop.]
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Thanx for your support but right now I need MORE support for the DUFUs to win.
I not only need for all of you to vote, I also need for all of you to get out MORE votes from other people. Thanx.
DUFUs up 489-49, I mean 489-490.
Ping to this one.
And Timmy should then auction that letter on Ebay. I'll bid.
Voted. You’re ahead.
You’re still on top, PJ!
You’re pulling ahead. 20+ votes as of now.
Voted! Good luck PJ!
Voted twice today—once from home and once from the office. I’ve sent the link to others to vote too.
Hmmmm, top 20. Mercy. LOL
Sure. Hey, Mr. Russert, did you hear about the article by William Rivers Pitt?
Russert: Who? River Spit?
woo top 20?
They all did that to themselves.
Kucinich got a ufo.
Dukakis got a helmet.
And all Hillary got, was menopause.
That is exactly what Russert did ... Pitt, you idiot you!
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Too bad Pastor Charles isn't here to witness this!
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Patience young DUmmie, a plan has been hatched. Sooner or later Tim Russert will have a "nappy headed" moment. And then when Media Matter gives you the cue... everybody act outraged and demand his resignation.
531 - 496 at the moment.
Interesting that the left wing sites like Sadly No!, Huffington Post, Andrew Sullivan and Daily Kos have really picked up tonight. Something about these voters prevents them from coming out in the day time.
Make sure you vote again this time tomorrow, and Sunday, and Monday, and Tuesday, and Wednesday. I would also say Thursday, but I suspect that the polls will be closed by this time then.
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HAhahahaha...Sorry DUmmies, you've already missed that point..
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** ... when Media Matter gives you the cue... everybody act outraged and demand his resignation ... **
Russert Has given the appearance that he is to the right of Stalin (just SLIGHTLY), but he is still their USEFUL IDIOT, so I’m not gonna hold my breath waiting to see anyone try to take down RUSSERT.
oh wait a minute ... HEY HARRY ... could you write a letter for me?
Well, time to hit the sack. Good job everyone! I’ll be back about 4 AM. Keep pouring it on and widening that lead.
How sweet is this going to be. A FReeper win, and defeating an anti religious site to boot.
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ThanksJJ..Done earlier..I must wait til tomorrow to vote again..Thanks for the ping!
voted thx for the ping....
“Dean got a yell. Kucinich got a ufo. Dukakis got a helmet.”
You forgot about Kerry and the bunny suit.
The only problem with your theory is, Dean didn’t “get” a yell, Dean really did yell. Kucinich didn’t “get” a UFO, Kucinich told everyone else about the UFO and owns up to it. Dukakis didn’t “get” a helmet, he put it on himself thinking he’d look cool and manly and instead actually managed to make an army helmet look dorkish. And Kerry really did dress up in a big blue bunny suit and crawl on all floors smiling for the camera.
The VRWC didn’t do that, Pitt. Every single one of them did it to themselves. No one held a gun to their head and made them do all those silly things. It really was their fault for making asses of themselves. But wait, that’s the personal responsibility thing, I forgot you libs don’t do that.
Back in the lead.
This from someone who got thoroughly played by the “late” Andy Stephenson - not to mention the various Faulkneresque “direct quotes” he’s claimed to remember verbatim.
As I put it to a lib recently, anyone who believes the "White House outted Plame" story is either ignorant of the facts or a liar.
I mean, the facts are out.
I am the 700th voter! Woo Hoo!
You are ahead, oh great one, by 170 votes!
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