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DUmmie FUnnies 11-02-03 (Pied Piper Pitt Panders To Hillary By Slamming Tim Russert)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 2, 2007 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/02/2007 6:09:33 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

(Don't even THINK of reading this DUFU edition before VOTING by clicking HERE. It only takes a couple of seconds to vote in this 2007 Weblog Awards Contest and you can vote once per day until Thursday. If you only see an orange color in the circle after clicking it, then click again. You will know that your vote has registered when you see the vote totals results come up.)

As we saw a little over a month ago when William Rivers Pitt performed a DUmmie GRANDSTAND, the Magic Man is continuing to pander to Hillary as you can see in his THREAD, titled, "An article that just kicks the **ever-lovin' shit** out of Tim Russert." The article itself is completely unimportant. If you really want to read it, then visit that DUmmie thread featured in this edition. What is important is the delusion that Pitt is under that he can somehow become a player in the Hillary campaign by yet another blatant pander attempt, Forget about it, Pitt. It will NEVER happen. Hillary needs you like she needs a migraine headache. However it is FUnnie to watch yet another desperate attempt by the Pittster to become a for real political player. Watch Pied Piper Pitt pathetically pander politically in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, not so subtlely reminding everybody that the DUmmie FUnnies is now in the Weblog Awards contest, is in the [brackets]:

An article that just kicks the **ever-lovin' shit** out of Tim Russert. Enjoy.

[Pied Piper Pitt Pathetically Panders Political Pathos.]

I sure as hell did. Russert is so full of shit, he squeaks going into a turn; you can smell him coming two counties away.

[Tim Russert s full of it? Remember, folks. This comes from a guy who gave out that great journalistic scoop that Karl Rove had ALREADY been indicted on May 12, 2006.]

Thanks for helping Cheney's hatchet-men blow up a WMD-hunting CIA NOC agent, Timmy. Valerie Plame, remember?

[Thanx, Pitt, for the great inadvertent comedy material you have provided the DUFUs over the year.]

Thanks, also, for helping them destroy the in-country networks she assembled to gather WMD-threat intelligence data (real threats, I mean, not the bullshit ones you helped spread far and wide...do you even know the difference between "real" and "bullshit" anymore, you jackal?).

[Pitt pushing the notion of pencil pusher Plame as a Spymaster in the league of an Allen Dulles.]

When she was exposed, every person within her networks who was ever seen in public with her was blown as well. You might just have helped get some of them killed, Tim-bo. For real. Brewster-Jennings? Yeah, you helped f*ck that all up, too.

[Why blame Tim-bo when it was RICHARD ARMITAGE that exposed her? The left really hates to mention the name of RICHARD ARMITAGE in relation to Valerie Plame.]

But hey, at least you were able to weather the storm and maintain your cushy off-the-record-at-all-times relationships with all those senior Bush officials, especially the ones who used you to nuke Plame, her networks and her cover-story office.

[Soooo, Pitt, are you ever going to mention the name of RICHARD ARMITAGE?]

You protect them, and in return they come on your breathtakingly useless Sunday blatherfest, and they spew bullshit, and you always allow their bullshit to pass unchallenged (real news people call these things "follow-up questions"; you should actually maybe ask one someday)...

[Mr. Twenty-Four Business Hours giving a lecture on "real news people."]

...and because you're always so nice and off-the-record and shit, they keep coming back on your show for more unchallenged bullshit spewage, which makes you look like a real journalist to people who don't know any better, and you get invited to all the DC-power-people cocktail parties, and that's what matters, right?

[Tim-bo just doesn't measure up to the journalistic standards of Pitt's pal, Jason Leopold.]

Asshead.

[Magic Man.]

(Sorry for the rant, here's the article, feast)

[No. Thanx for the rant. Another inadvertent comedy classic from the Pittster. And we'll skip the article here in the DUFUs because it just doesn't measure up to your humorous hypocrisy. And now to the DUmmie Peanut Gallery...]

He has turned journalism yellow. He spews Cheney's agenda in trade for continued access. He is corrupt beyond belief. His actions after Katrina were also particularly revealing, IMHO.

[Did Tim-bo claim that Karl Rove had already been indicted on May 12, 2006?]

Every time the framework is presented and validated (by responding to such stupid questions) we move a little further from reality. At some point, we're not even going to know what the hell reality is anymore. We'll only know how it's been framed. Recalibrating reality, if you will, is a very dangerous thing to do...but that's never stopped any dominant civilization from doing so, and it is that redefinition of reality to conform to the will of the dominant state that has ultimately been that state's downfall.

[Framing. A DUmmie buzzword fave. Try recalibrating the reality frame of George Lackoff which rhymes with...]

Just another obsequious sycophantic toady.

[Posted the DUmmie after consulting the Big Words Dictionary.]

The UFO question sealed the deal. His orders for the day must have included "make them look like they're nuts."

[An incredibly EASY task to perform.]

I was so disgusted with Russert that I could not even finish watching the debate. He was the ultimate ass and beyond disingenuous.

[GASP! After asking a series of inane questions at the debates, Tim-bo finally asks ONE somewhat challenging question.]

Why isn't there a massive effort to get Russert off the air for his lack of good judgment?

[Is that you, Hillary?]

Russert would be more valuable to the nation if he were baked and stuffed with butter and sour cream.

[Ben Burch would certainly love to stuff Tim-bo.]

We should all be writing NBC about Timmy and his lack of journalistic integrity.

[As opposed to Pied Piper Pitt's incredibly high level of journalistic integrity.]

Dean got a yell. Kucinich got a ufo. Dukakis got a helmet.

[Pitt got a scoop.]

(Hey you! Yeah, I mean YOU! Didn't you forget something? Yeah, a certain something like forgetting to VOTE for the DUmmie FUnnies in the 2007 Weblog Awards contest. I'm not letting you off easy so vote HERE.)


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; freepthispoll; hillaryclinton; timrussert; williampitt
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Folks, I NEED your HELP! The sicko leftwing blog, Sadly No! just pulled even with the DUFUs in the 2007 Weblog Awards contest for FUnniest Blog. PLEASE vote HERE if you haven't already voted. You can vote once per day. You need to see the Total Votes Results to make sure that your vote was counted. If you don't see the Results, just click the circle next to the DUmmie FUnnies again.

Thanx for your support but right now I need MORE support for the DUFUs to win.

1 posted on 11/02/2007 6:09:35 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...
PING!

I not only need for all of you to vote, I also need for all of you to get out MORE votes from other people. Thanx.

2 posted on 11/02/2007 6:11:16 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10.


3 posted on 11/02/2007 6:14:04 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (Every time you’re somewhere, that means you’re not somewhere else, Fred D Thompson 44)
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To: NeoCaveman; PJ-Comix

Top 10.
DUFUs up 489-49, I mean 489-490.


4 posted on 11/02/2007 6:14:54 PM PDT by darkangel82 (And the band played on....)
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To: PJ-Comix; dynachrome

Voted.

Ping to this one.


5 posted on 11/02/2007 6:14:58 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: PJ-Comix
We should all be writing NBC about Timmy and his lack of journalistic integrity.

And Timmy should then auction that letter on Ebay. I'll bid.

6 posted on 11/02/2007 6:15:01 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (Every time you’re somewhere, that means you’re not somewhere else, Fred D Thompson 44)
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To: darkangel82

480*


7 posted on 11/02/2007 6:15:12 PM PDT by darkangel82 (And the band played on....)
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To: PJ-Comix

Voted. You’re ahead.


8 posted on 11/02/2007 6:15:37 PM PDT by sageb1 (This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.)
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To: PJ-Comix

You’re still on top, PJ!


9 posted on 11/02/2007 6:16:49 PM PDT by Old Sarge (This tagline in memory of FReeper 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub)
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To: PJ-Comix

HIllary=0 Russert=1


10 posted on 11/02/2007 6:20:10 PM PDT by MaxMax (God Bless America)
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To: PJ-Comix

You’re pulling ahead. 20+ votes as of now.


11 posted on 11/02/2007 6:27:00 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (Now more popular than Congress!* *According to a new RasMESSen Poll.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Voted! Good luck PJ!


12 posted on 11/02/2007 6:29:18 PM PDT by beltfed308 (Rudy: When you absolutely,positively need a liberal for President.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Voted twice today—once from home and once from the office. I’ve sent the link to others to vote too.


13 posted on 11/02/2007 6:30:31 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (I'm dirty, mean, mighty unclean.)
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To: PJ-Comix
The score at the moment:
DUmmie FUnnies 511, Sadly No 483.
14 posted on 11/02/2007 6:31:08 PM PDT by RedRover (DefendOurMarines.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hmmmm, top 20. Mercy. LOL


15 posted on 11/02/2007 6:32:08 PM PDT by Budge (<>< Sit Nomen Domini benedictum. <><)
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To: PJ-Comix
An article that just kicks the **ever-lovin' shit** out of Tim Russert. Enjoy.

Sure. Hey, Mr. Russert, did you hear about the article by William Rivers Pitt?

Russert: Who? River Spit?

16 posted on 11/02/2007 6:32:54 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (I'm dirty, mean, mighty unclean.)
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To: PJ-Comix

woo top 20?


17 posted on 11/02/2007 6:34:19 PM PDT by pogo101
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To: PJ-Comix
Dean got a yell. Kucinich got a ufo. Dukakis got a helmet.

They all did that to themselves.

18 posted on 11/02/2007 6:35:12 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (I'm dirty, mean, mighty unclean.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Dean got a yell.

Kucinich got a ufo.

Dukakis got a helmet.

And all Hillary got, was menopause.

19 posted on 11/02/2007 6:35:24 PM PDT by MaxMax (God Bless America)
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To: PJ-Comix
(real news people call these things "follow-up questions"; you should actually maybe ask one someday)...

That is exactly what Russert did ... Pitt, you idiot you!

20 posted on 11/02/2007 6:36:25 PM PDT by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: Jet Jaguar; 2ndDivisionVet; A knight without armor; Alexander Rubin; AmericaUnite; ...
Help out freeper pj-comix in this one! Funniest weblog? DUmmie FUnnies of course!

b>FREEP THIS POLL ***PING!*** FRmail me if you want to be added or removed from the Fearless Poll-Freeping Freepers Ping list. And be sure to ping me to any polls that need Freepin', if I miss them. (looks like a medium volume list) (gordongekko909, founder of the pinglist, stays on the list until his ghost signs up for the list)

21 posted on 11/02/2007 6:37:12 PM PDT by dynachrome (Immigration without assimilation means the death of this nation~Captainpaintball)
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To: PJ-Comix
"More Red-on-Red pain" top 25.

I'm ineligible to vote again until 4:10 am Central tomorrow (yes, I've got the clockdown function on the watch going), but that's not stopping me from getting the word out on the streets.

22 posted on 11/02/2007 6:37:15 PM PDT by steveegg (I am John Doe, and a monthly donor)
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To: PJ-Comix; alexsmithers; beaversmom; b4its2late; BigTom85; BikerJoe; Brad's Gramma; BradtotheBone; ..

If yur still hanging around after Savage, vote for DUmmie FUnnies (freeper pj-comix) here as funniest weblog.


23 posted on 11/02/2007 6:39:37 PM PDT by dynachrome (Immigration without assimilation means the death of this nation~Captainpaintball)
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To: Tony Snow
Hey Tony, how about a vote for PJ.

Ya know you get a chuckle out of his threads.

24 posted on 11/02/2007 6:42:36 PM PDT by mware (question)
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To: dynachrome; MtnClimber
A miracle in the making here. When the DUmmie FUnnies fell behind in the vote, Freeper MtnClimber posted a Thread in the Religion forum here about the anti-religion blog, Sadly No! winning the vote. IMMEDIATELY after that thread was posted, the DUmmie FUnnies soared into the lead again.

Too bad Pastor Charles isn't here to witness this!

p.s. If you are in a religious or church group, you might want to bring this situation about Sadly No! to their attention in the next few days. Visit that site and you will see that I'm NOT exaggerating. ...And you know what the cure is!

25 posted on 11/02/2007 6:42:36 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: dynachrome

Thanks!


26 posted on 11/02/2007 6:42:55 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Why isn't there a massive effort to get Russert off the air for his lack of good judgment?

Patience young DUmmie, a plan has been hatched. Sooner or later Tim Russert will have a "nappy headed" moment. And then when Media Matter gives you the cue... everybody act outraged and demand his resignation.

27 posted on 11/02/2007 6:43:02 PM PDT by faq
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To: faq

531 - 496 at the moment.


28 posted on 11/02/2007 6:59:21 PM PDT by MtnClimber (http://www.fred08.com/)
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To: PJ-Comix

Interesting that the left wing sites like Sadly No!, Huffington Post, Andrew Sullivan and Daily Kos have really picked up tonight. Something about these voters prevents them from coming out in the day time.


29 posted on 11/02/2007 7:05:42 PM PDT by MtnClimber (http://www.fred08.com/)
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To: PJ-Comix

Freeped!!!!


30 posted on 11/02/2007 7:08:18 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist (The standard measuring unit for human feces.One katiecouric is aproximately2 1/2 pounds of excrement)
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To: rawcatslyentist
Freeped!!!!

Make sure you vote again this time tomorrow, and Sunday, and Monday, and Tuesday, and Wednesday. I would also say Thursday, but I suspect that the polls will be closed by this time then.

31 posted on 11/02/2007 7:24:56 PM PDT by steveegg (I am John Doe, and a monthly donor)
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To: steveegg

Now 77 in the lead! Remember everybody, you can ALL vote again tomorrow. If you click next to the DUmmie FUnnies and all you see is the circle turn orange then click again. If you see the vote total Results then you know your vote has registered.


32 posted on 11/02/2007 7:40:14 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
At some point, we're not even going to know what the hell reality is anymore.

HAhahahaha...Sorry DUmmies, you've already missed that point..

33 posted on 11/02/2007 7:41:05 PM PDT by gate2wire
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To: steveegg

Keeping this same thread bumped to the top over at Conservativeunderground.com too. Please help bump the thread there too. I registered just to keep it bumped, I don’t have enough posts there to start a new post.


34 posted on 11/02/2007 7:42:08 PM PDT by MtnClimber (http://www.fred08.com/)
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To: faq

** ... when Media Matter gives you the cue... everybody act outraged and demand his resignation ... **

Russert Has given the appearance that he is to the right of Stalin (just SLIGHTLY), but he is still their USEFUL IDIOT, so I’m not gonna hold my breath waiting to see anyone try to take down RUSSERT.

oh wait a minute ... HEY HARRY ... could you write a letter for me?


35 posted on 11/02/2007 7:52:16 PM PDT by gwilhelm56 (I love my CONSTITUTION more than your Skin Color ... Racist?? I THINK NOT!!)
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To: MtnClimber; All

Well, time to hit the sack. Good job everyone! I’ll be back about 4 AM. Keep pouring it on and widening that lead.


36 posted on 11/02/2007 7:54:58 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

How sweet is this going to be. A FReeper win, and defeating an anti religious site to boot.


37 posted on 11/02/2007 7:57:02 PM PDT by mware (question)
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To: rwfromkansas; Tredge; SAMWolf; It's me; nowings; LADY J; Zavien Doombringer; Pharmboy; Taliesan; ...

Sorry to dust off and use the pretty-much defunct Laura Ingraham PING list here, but I was hoping you could (if you haven’t yet) vote for our fellow FReeper’s blog, DUmmie FUnnies as the funniest blog in this year’s Weblog Awards thing. Please. And I may beg a few more times before November 8th. You can vote once a day. And he’ll be insufferable if he loses.

http://2007.weblogawards.org/polls/funniest-blog-1.php

Thanks.


38 posted on 11/02/2007 7:57:11 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen, and I say let us give them all they want. -- Sherman)
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To: Doomonyou; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; Conspiracy Guy; NYC GOP Chick; MeekOneGOP; ...

http://2007.weblogawards.org/polls/funniest-blog-1.php

I found an old Zot pinglist.
If you have not yet, take a look and if you so desire, push the vote for DUmmie Funnies and PJComix.

No further pings.

Thanks,

JJ


39 posted on 11/02/2007 8:09:09 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: Jet Jaguar

ThanksJJ..Done earlier..I must wait til tomorrow to vote again..Thanks for the ping!


40 posted on 11/02/2007 8:11:14 PM PDT by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: dynachrome

voted thx for the ping....


41 posted on 11/02/2007 8:22:26 PM PDT by meanie monster
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To: PJ-Comix

“Dean got a yell. Kucinich got a ufo. Dukakis got a helmet.”

You forgot about Kerry and the bunny suit.

The only problem with your theory is, Dean didn’t “get” a yell, Dean really did yell. Kucinich didn’t “get” a UFO, Kucinich told everyone else about the UFO and owns up to it. Dukakis didn’t “get” a helmet, he put it on himself thinking he’d look cool and manly and instead actually managed to make an army helmet look dorkish. And Kerry really did dress up in a big blue bunny suit and crawl on all floors smiling for the camera.

The VRWC didn’t do that, Pitt. Every single one of them did it to themselves. No one held a gun to their head and made them do all those silly things. It really was their fault for making asses of themselves. But wait, that’s the personal responsibility thing, I forgot you libs don’t do that.

Qwinn


42 posted on 11/02/2007 8:25:59 PM PDT by Qwinn
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BTTT


43 posted on 11/02/2007 8:46:38 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Back in the lead.


44 posted on 11/02/2007 9:16:09 PM PDT by granite ("We dare not tempt them with weakness" - JFK)
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To: dynachrome

Done.


45 posted on 11/02/2007 9:17:53 PM PDT by AmericaUnite
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To: PJ-Comix
“...do you even know the difference between ‘real’ and ‘bs’ anymore, you jackal?”

This from someone who got thoroughly played by the “late” Andy Stephenson - not to mention the various Faulkneresque “direct quotes” he’s claimed to remember verbatim.

46 posted on 11/02/2007 10:20:50 PM PDT by decal (This tagline is subject to change without noti........)
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To: PJ-Comix
Thanks for helping Cheney's hatchet-men blow up a WMD-hunting CIA NOC agent, Timmy. Valerie Plame, remember?

As I put it to a lib recently, anyone who believes the "White House outted Plame" story is either ignorant of the facts or a liar.

I mean, the facts are out.

47 posted on 11/02/2007 10:45:06 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Pro-Life atheist Bostonian no longer sure about this party, positive about the dummies.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I am the 700th voter! Woo Hoo!
You are ahead, oh great one, by 170 votes!

Time 3:30 AM


48 posted on 11/03/2007 1:39:19 AM PDT by Cyclops08
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To: PJ-Comix
Voted.

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49 posted on 11/03/2007 1:41:53 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (ETERNAL SHAME on the Treasonous and Immoral Democrats!)
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To: PJ-Comix; dynachrome

Did it.


50 posted on 11/03/2007 2:14:02 AM PDT by beaversmom
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