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DUmmie FUnnies 07-11-08 (DUmmie Flees FISA Like The Von Trapp Family)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 11, 2008 | DUmmie Oregone, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/11/2008 3:33:49 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

I just couldn't help thinking about the Von Trapp family fleeing over the mountains to freedom when I read the hilariously melodramatic account by DUmmie Oregone of how his family is now fleeing from the clutches of FISA. Yeah, the FISA bill passes and now the dark cloud of totalitarianism is forcing his family, like the Von Trapp family, to sneak out in the middle of the night to freedom on the other side of the mountains as you can see in his Drama Queen THREAD titled, "A Good Day to say 'Goodbye'." So let us now watch the Von Oregone family sing sad songs as they climb over the mountains to the promised land in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, already humming the tune of "Edelweiss," is in the [brackets]:

A Good Day to say "Goodbye".

[So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, goodnight
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight.]

Today, with the passing of the FISA bill, will also serve as the anniversary of the last night that I sleep in my own home, shop in my small hometown, and watch our all-American programming. As is stands, our car is packed and our hopes are high, for tomorrow we depart on the last, and most important, leg of a 5 year journey of emigration. Tomorrow, we seek out a promise of upward mobility in a statistical meritocracy, which also means, we are pursuing the “American Dream”. Like those that came before us to found this country, we are only taking what we can carry with us, and our hopes and dreams—with luck, this will be enough.

[So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu
To you and you and you. ]

When I first considered leaving the United States, it was based upon the premise that our social condition is controlled by a self-sustaining process of greed and poverty, supported by a social order that ensures that each generation, averaged over a long period of time, will be as consistently deprived as the rest. In other words, the conditions of this society ensure posterity will not be much different from the last, and the laws will ensure that nothing will be able to change or stop the cycle. When the structure doesn’t allow change, poverty becomes a perpetual cycle, as does wealth (but small cyclic changes are always observed). The bottom line was, ‘change’ was nothing more than a mere word, and nothing short of a revolution was going to make a difference.

[Recycled Das Krapital as recited by a DUmmie.]

Perhaps I am merely reactionary to the last 8 years of this absurd political experience, which subsequently corresponds to 8 years since I became politically aware. I’ve often thought, ‘perhaps I am wrong?’. Perhaps we really will not go to war? Perhaps the American people are smart enough to choose a leader who isn’t bent on destroying the constitution? Perhaps things really can change around here? I’ve tried to put my dogmatic thinking away, and ask honest questions with the assumption that I could be wrong. But time and time again, my assumptions on the goodwill of the country, the intelligence of Americans, and our ability to change the process have been proven correct (and this memorable day is another display of this concept). My entire lack of faith in this country, its people, and its process has been upheld countless times, to such an extent, I’ve probably blocked out most of these travesties with the hope of leaving those memories behind.

[Obama supporting the FISA bill was the last straw for this DUmmie. Hee! Hee!]

So now, I look ahead.

[Climb every mountain,
search high and low
Follow every by way,
every path you know ]

I look forward to a life where I do not have to listen to war anthems at the start of every high school sports game, nor witness patriotic firework celebrations that evoke images of “Shock and Awe”, or rather, the deaths of innocents. I look forward to turning on a news network that covers more than what celebrity received a DUI, and considers the strange possibility that there is more than a single country in this world. I look forward to living in a society that seems to care about their citizens. Without a doubt, I look forward to having Universal Health Care in 3 months from now.

[You're really going to enjoy life in the People's Republic of North Korea.]

And to be clear to those certain to look upon our decision with disdain, this isn’t my fight. I was merely born in an area controlled by this regime. It is no more my fight, than the Iraq War is the fight of a small Iraqi child hit by a stray bomb. And this sure as hell isn’t my own child’s fight, being that I find myself in no position to enroll her in this perpetually losing struggle. If it makes you feel good to suffer and struggle against this government entity, that is your business and yours alone, for not all of us dream of a life of political martyrdom.

[Actually I look upon your decision with LAUGHTER.]

Without a doubt, I do have good memories, and have met many wonderful people. I wish only the best for everyone I have known and this country as a whole (I do hope you prove me wrong). And for those of you who may find you have something in common with me, and the means to do so, pursue your dream with vigor. Life is so short and precious, so much so, that you shouldn’t let yourself be part of a machine or torn up by one.

[Edelweiss, Edelweiss,
Every morning you greet me,
Small and White,
Clean and bright
You look happy to meet me..]

Live your life and chase your dreams, ensure the safety of your family and loved ones, and let your heart guide you to better pastures. Of course, you will never know how green that grass is until you stand there, and sometimes you will never know how brown your own is until you stand elsewhere. Wherever you stand, stand for yourself and your family.

[And as the Von Oregone family silently sneaks out into the night to escape the clutches of FISA, let us hear from the DUmmie choir chiming in...]

Goodbye and good luck!

[So long, farewell
Auf Weidersehen, goodbye]

So you would blame a Jew for leaving Nazi Germany? I would be out of this police state in a heartbeat if I could.

[Or a Von Trapp leaving Nazi occupied Austria.]

Just heading north To Vancouver Island..leaving in a few hours actually. Wed love to goto Scandinavia...thats where a lot of my family is from. But logistically, it makes things 10X as hard, if not more, so we had to settle for somewhere closer and a bit more familiar. Is that where you are?

[Yeah, why don't you go to Sweden, Von Oregone, and leech off the family Henrickson?]

I'm not ready to move permanently. Our youngest son starts college this fall. But this FISA vote is very disappointing. If enough people abandon Obama because of his vote, it will set up the close race with McCain that will make it possible for the Repubs to steal another one. I do believe that if McCain wins, we might just be headed for Panama on a permanent basis a lot sooner than I'd have thought just a week ago.

[I'm not at all enthusiastic about McCain but you have just given me an incentive to vote for him if it means you will exile yourself to Panama.]

We moved to the outer edges of the Bush Empire, but have found it too expensive, we're going to hang around and see how President Obama does, if that doesnt pan out New Zealand looks right pretty

[Mass exile for the DUmmies if their Obamassiah loses on November 5.]

Things are bad here, certainly the worst I've seen in my lifetime, and frankly, some things are downright insane -- but this is home. I will not be run off by a pack of carpetbagging, gerrymandering, lying, stealing, murdering Republicans, whose problems begin with the erroneous idea that they're better than anyone else.

[A DUmmie with an inferiority complex.]

BC is beautiful! I envy you... But it doesn't mean you have to stop posting here!

[Yeah, we need more of the Von Oregone Drama Queen comedy to feature in the DUmmie FUnnies.]

Right behind you, but with a longer journey. We're afraid that Canada is too close and too dependent on this fascist state to resist when the real shit starts.

[The People's Republic of North Korea is a good distance from this fascist state.]

If McCain wins in November, leaving will seem a lot more necessary. No doubt in my mind he will start something worse than even GWB did. For as angry as GW is, I think McCain is an even darker soul. How horrible is that?

[Hey! What happened to all that recent DUmmie confidence that an Obama win was a sure thing?]

We leave September 11th for our move to Europe. Just because the flights were cheaper, not for any grand statement.

[The family Henrickson is waiting for you in Sweden with open arms.]

I left the USA 09/30/2005. Took the easy way. By marriage. But in other ways, it hasn't been easy, since everything here is so different, including the language. But that's part of the challenge, and the fun. And I've recently gained permanent residency in my new hometown Kiev, Ukraine. I'm under no illusions that things are perfect here, or will be anytime soon.

[Enjoying the chicken Kiev?]

I am leaving for Europe in September. Very lucky to have the option.I share every sentiment you have expressed. Like you, my plans were made long ago.My second choice would be the British Columbian Islands. There are so many gems. I may end up there yet.

[The FUnnie thing here is that these DUmmies are going into exile BEFORE the election. So much for their confidence in the victory of the Obamassiah.]

It's a very sick country and I see nothing happening to move it back to anything resembling what it once was. The healthiest thing to do is to leave a sick country.

[Yup! Absolutely no confidence in redemption by the beloved Obamassiah.]

I would be long gone, 'cept for this chain around my ankle ...you see, I am a proletariat and have no money to have traveled, much less move out of the country.

[It doesn't take much money to buy a backpack and hiking shoes to climb over the mountains to freedom.]

God Save The Queen!

[God Save The Drama Queen!]


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Sonja Schmidt is back with another edition of NewsBusted. Check it out just before you flee over the mountains to escape the evil clutches of FISA.
1 posted on 07/11/2008 3:33:50 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 07/11/2008 3:35:27 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

You’re up early this morning


3 posted on 07/11/2008 3:44:45 AM PDT by NEPA (Save a cow, tip a beer)
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To: PJ-Comix

5?


4 posted on 07/11/2008 3:49:39 AM PDT by roaddog727 (BS does not get bridges built - the funk you see is the funk you do)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wow, I was online when you posted, read it and still reply this early.

Maybe we can encourage this trend :-)


5 posted on 07/11/2008 3:51:48 AM PDT by Roses0508
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To: PJ-Comix

OK, now that’s some funny stuff right there. Shaking my head and laughing.

You nailed it - Drama Queen is spot on.


6 posted on 07/11/2008 3:55:36 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (<===Non-bitter, Gun-totin', Typical White American)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10


7 posted on 07/11/2008 3:56:26 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Free Lazamataz!! Some shipping and handling charges may apply, some assembly required)
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To: NEPA
You’re up early this morning

I have to be. Last week my wife (without telling me) bought a new car and a vacation condo. Now I have to work much earlier just to pay the bills.

8 posted on 07/11/2008 3:57:12 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

top ten?


9 posted on 07/11/2008 3:57:47 AM PDT by Mercat (For if their purpose or activity is of human origin, it will fail.)
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To: PJ-Comix

He isn’t going anywhere. He just wants to rant.


10 posted on 07/11/2008 4:05:04 AM PDT by AdaGray
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To: PJ-Comix

I feel for you. I can’t afford either. I wouldn’t want the condo but my vehicles are both going downhill fast but my heating oil budget makes it impossible to even consider a car loan for at least a year. If oil prices don’t go down I’m screwed.


11 posted on 07/11/2008 4:06:42 AM PDT by NEPA (Save a cow, tip a beer)
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To: PJ-Comix
I left the USA 09/30/2005. Took the easy way. By marriage. But in other ways, it hasn't been easy, since everything here is so different, including the language. But that's part of the challenge, and the fun. And I've recently gained permanent residency in my new hometown Kiev, Ukraine.

Hahahaha...this DUmmie moves to a country that has been fighting for centuries and now is right in the middle of a new Cold War between the US and Russia...with the hated US as their supporter. Wonder how this DUmmie will feel when the US saves her a$$?

12 posted on 07/11/2008 4:15:19 AM PDT by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix

The irony is that FISA only grants the President powers that the securuty services of virtually every other country in the world, including Canada, England and Sweden have as a matter of course and that no one seriously questions.

If you think the security services of Panama are going to be more considerate of your privacy than in this country it clearly demonstrates that you are seriously delusional.


13 posted on 07/11/2008 4:19:09 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Hillary to Obama: Arkancide happens.)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

“If you think the security services of Panama are going to be more considerate of your privacy than in this country it clearly demonstrates that you are seriously delusional.”

Ha, excellent point. I can hear this DUmmie now, being arrested in Panama, screaming “but I’m am American citizen.”


14 posted on 07/11/2008 4:22:45 AM PDT by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix
we are only taking what we can carry with us,

In other words, everything they own.

15 posted on 07/11/2008 4:23:26 AM PDT by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Mandatory marriage counseling. I’d be wearing my wife’s skin for a hat if she pulled that crap on me. =D


16 posted on 07/11/2008 4:29:36 AM PDT by EarthBound (Ex Deo,gratia. Ex astris,scientia (Who the hell do I vote for now?))
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To: PJ-Comix
The other main reason DUmmies get so worked up over the issue of government surveillance (besides wanting to help foreign terrorists) is that many of them are up to no good as well. Here's an example...

Charging the 2000 presidential election was 'rigged', the DUmmies swore they were not going to allow it to happen again in 2004 (Kerry defeated like Al Gore in 2000).

Arming the Left: Is the time now?
Post from: Lori Price CLG (1000+ posts) Sun Feb-22-2004 11:17 PM
Response to Reply #10

16. Yes, spread the word, even if you *didn't* read it, that there *will* be riots! Yes! Riots, and a whole lot more!..."

Democratic Underground blogger ("happyslug": 1000+ posts) responds...

"if it is decided to fight, be prepared to fight, bring a backpack, entrenching tool, tent, and other equipment of an Infantrymen. You will need it for Bush and his supporters decides it is better to fight than to accept the will of the people, the fight to overthrow them will be a long fight."

"...it takes three things to overthrow a tyrant;...

1. Popular support, you must have the majority of the people on your side (i.e. Democracy, even the Communists and Islamics both try to show they have the Support of the Majority of the People),

2. Organization to perform the overthrow (This is why Madison wrote the First like he did, these are HOW you organize an opposition. Without the First it is hard to organize an opposition and any resistence organized in absence of the rights stated in the First tend to be as tyrannical as what you are opposing)

3. Weapons to push the issue if the leadership that is being overthrown tries to use force to stay in power. You have to be willing to answer force with force. Weapons do not overthrow a tyrant, weapons just protect the people who are overthrowing a tyrant."

"Now, you may say "Hay, you are talking about Islamic and/or Communists groups not 'Western Liberal resistence groups'". And you would be correct. As I said in the beginning the first step in a guerilla war against a tyrant is to first organize. The Islamic and Communists Groups were the best at organizing people. "Western Liberal Resistence Groups" were less effective in organizing resistence groups (And less liked by the CIA and KGB who tended to fund these groups, remember any war is expensive, money talks).

Furthermore since most Islamic and Communist groups tend to be the first groups outlawed they tend to go underground first. Once underground they start to organize and as other groups are outlawed those groups tend to join the opposition which tends to be either Islamic or Communistic. Once outlawed these groups also tend to be controlled by the most fanatic opponents of the Tyrants and these tend to be either Islamic or Communistic. Thus to oppose the Tyrants you have to support a side with enough discipline to get the job done and that tend to be Communist or Islamic."

"...Any weapons we resort to must be "real" weapons not pistols. i.e. Rifles and shotguns. Due to concerns of re-supply (you have to plan for a long battle) such weapons should be limited to very small number of different rounds. Generally restrict yourself to the following rounds:

5.56x 45 (.223 Remington) 7.62x 63 (30-06) 7.62x 51 (.308 Winchester or 7.62 NATO) 7.62 x 39 (7.62mm Russian 7.62 AK Round) 12 Gauge Shotgun. 30-30 Winchester."

"You have more weapons in the above calibers than any other calibers thus should be your first choice in weapons. Saying this I must point out I like the 7x57 and 7.92x57 Mauser rounds and the M1898 Mauser Bolt action Rifle, but the 7.92 (sometime called 8mm Mauser) but these rounds are less common than the above and thus harder to obtain when re-supply is needed (and re-supply will be needed if the struggle lasts for any length of time).

Re-supply of Ammunition has always been the bane of any military operations. Without ammunition you can not fight. To get you ammunition, it is easier if we can keep the number of different rounds to a minimum (i.e. 5.56x45 and 7.62x51). I list the 30-06 and 30-30 winchester rounds for these are two VERY popular rounds and ammunition for both are easy to obtain (the same with the 12 Gauge shotgun). I list the 7.62 AK round do to the huge number of SKSs and AKs imported since the fall of the Soviet Union. I list it for while there are probably more 30-30s and 30-06 rifles out they than 7.62 Aks and SKSs, the Aks and SKSs may very while outnumber the rifles in 5.56x45 and 7.62 NATO.

Also, if it is decided to fight, be prepared to fight, bring a backpack, entrenching tool, tent, and other equipment of an Infantrymen. You will need it for Bush and his supporters decides it is better to fight than to accept the will of the people, the fight to overthrow them will be a long fight."

[end of excerpts...but many other just as crazy thoughts found at the following link. This thread continued for THREE entire weeks before the moderator finally stepped in. But as of today, Tuesday, July 11, 2008, the thread is still up on the Democratic Underground website.-ETL]

Democratic Underground Discussion Board
Topic: "Arming the Left: Is the time now?":
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=118x41313

"Lori Price CLG (1000+ posts) Sun Feb-22-04 11:17 PM Response to Reply #10
16. Yes, spread the word, even if you *didn't* read it, that there *will* be riots! Yes! Riots, and a whole lot more!..."

_________________________________________________________

CLG Founder and Chair is Michael Rectenwald, Ph.D.
CLG General Manager is Lori Price.

News Updates from Citizens for Legitimate Government (CLG)
http://www.legitgov.org/

Ready for Revolution? Join CLG's Revolution Tactics Group and Get Ready to Overthrow the Establishment.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/CLG_Revolution_Tactics/

17 posted on 07/11/2008 4:30:53 AM PDT by ETL (Plenty of REAL smoking-gun evidence on the demonRats at my FR home page)
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To: LambChop_NY
Sweetie Ping.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

18 posted on 07/11/2008 4:35:07 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: ETL

DUmb DUmmies....the 60’s “revolutionaries” ARE the “establishment” now.


19 posted on 07/11/2008 4:40:43 AM PDT by visualops (artlife.us -nature photography desktop wallpapers)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hysterical. Between the liberals not having many children and leaving, we may be able to rid ourselves of some of them. If only they weren’t teaching children in the schools.


20 posted on 07/11/2008 4:41:09 AM PDT by Pinkbell (Don't blame me, I supported Duncan Hunter.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Goodbye to all who are fleeing “FISA” land. You won't be missed.

Don't come back soon. In fact, don't come back at all.

Oh, and if you do get into trouble out there, don't call the U.S. Embassy for help. Those services really are only meant for genuine Americans.

And when things go south in your new paradise of freedom and it turns into Dhimmiland, don't expect the Marines to come and risk their lives to rescue your sorry, ungrateful carcass.

Once you do get to wherever it is that you are going, be good enough to renounce your U.S. citizenship to the State Department. There are literally millions upon millions of persons from other parts of the world willing to risk everything, up to and including their lives, to have what you consider a cheap thing of little value.

Now, now, none of this patriotism of dissent talk. The priviledge of using that defense for their actions (even if they are wrong) only belongs to those people who are brave enough stay and fight here. (And it doesn't require a lot of bravery since the protestors know they are under no threat from their government. No threat unless they really are engaged in terrorism-related activities, that is.)

One last thing.

Do try to take less counsel of your fears. Fear really is the mind killer.

21 posted on 07/11/2008 4:50:38 AM PDT by Captain Rhino ( If we have the WILL to do it, there is nothing built in China that we cannot do without.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Darn you! I read this while DUmpster diving yesterday! My sides were so sore for hours!

Now, you go ahead and DUFU it, and I'm in pain again!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! :0)

22 posted on 07/11/2008 4:55:36 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (NYT - The Official Razor of "John's Long Mustache".)
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To: PJ-Comix
Today, with the passing of the FISA bill, will also serve as the anniversary of the last night that I sleep in my own home, shop in my small hometown, and watch our all-American programming. As is stands, our car is packed and our hopes are high, for tomorrow we depart on the last, and most important, leg of a 5 year journey of emigration.

[So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu
To you and you and you. ]

Please, please, please take a few hundred other DUmmies with you when you leave.


The bottom line was, ‘change’ was nothing more than a mere word, and nothing short of a revolution was going to make a difference.

[Recycled Das Krapital as recited by a DUmmie.]

Just words?


I do believe that if McCain wins, we might just be headed for Panama on a permanent basis a lot sooner than I'd have thought just a week ago.

[I'm not at all enthusiastic about McCain but you have just given me an incentive to vote for him if it means you will exile yourself to Panama.]

Hey DUmmie, don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.


Things are bad here, certainly the worst I've seen in my lifetime, and frankly, some things are downright insane -- but this is home.

[A DUmmie with an inferiority complex.]

DUmmie land is an insane asylum! Who didn't know that?


It's a very sick country and I see nothing happening to move it back to anything resembling what it once was. The healthiest thing to do is to leave a sick country.

[Yup! Absolutely no confidence in redemption by the beloved Obamassiah.]

Well DUmmie, we never had a communist government, so how bad could it be if BO gets elected.


God Save The Queen!

[God Save The Drama Queen!]

OH NO! A DUmmie actually typing God with out the D*** addition.

23 posted on 07/11/2008 4:57:59 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (A vote for any Democrat from BO on down the ticket is a vote for $10 a gallon gas.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Newsbusted... excellent... Dan Rather crack ..priceless

Each time I read what the DUmmies have to say I wish I'd become a shrink $$$$

24 posted on 07/11/2008 5:04:53 AM PDT by xtinct (I was the next door neighbor kid's imaginary friend.)
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To: xtinct

“Nelson Mandella now hates black people.” :-)


25 posted on 07/11/2008 5:08:43 AM PDT by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix

The first thing you must do upon arrival in your new Nirvana is to go to the nearest US Embassy/Consulate and tell the receptionist that you and your entire family are there to renounce your US citizenship.


26 posted on 07/11/2008 5:23:46 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (The problem with the rat race is,even if you win you're still a rat.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Things are bad here, certainly the worst I've seen in my lifetime [15 years], and frankly, some things are downright insane [me] -- but this is home [my asylum].

It's easy to read between the lines with these DUmmies.

28 posted on 07/11/2008 5:42:01 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: tiredoflaundry
I read this while DUmpster diving yesterday! My sides were so sore for hours!

Did you find my brother?

Meanwhile, I hope the doofus enjoys the UK


29 posted on 07/11/2008 5:44:45 AM PDT by Dumpster Baby ( They told me that using the download page to download something was not something they anticipated)
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To: beckysueb
we are only taking what we can carry with us

In other words, everything they own.

Plus, whatever they can steal or borrow from their neighbors.

30 posted on 07/11/2008 5:59:29 AM PDT by chesley ( Ya can't make chick'n dumplins outta chick'n feathers!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

The sooner these morons leave the better off the rest of us will be.


31 posted on 07/11/2008 6:03:37 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: bcsco
Things are bad here, certainly the worst I've seen in my lifetime [15 years], and frankly, some things are downright insane [me] -- but this is home [my asylum].

It's easy to read between the lines with these DUmmies.

Exactly what I was thinking - not old enough to remember Carter.

32 posted on 07/11/2008 6:04:26 AM PDT by HangThemHigh (Entropy's not what it used to be.)
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To: Pinkbell
If only they weren’t teaching children in the schools.

Teach 'em yourself.

33 posted on 07/11/2008 6:06:25 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: Captain Rhino

These DUmmies must be making a lot of calls to

KNOWN FOREIGN TERRORISTS

if they’re this afraid of the bill..

And the telling part of the issue is the exact detail that they are up in arms about -

the ability to sue businesses that helped the feds prevent the next attack immediately after 9/11.

So, are they sorry that the next attack was foiled,
or are they sorry that telecoms didn’t turn out their pockets for the ACLU to plunder,
or are they sorry that the telecoms will be willing to help prevent future attacks....


34 posted on 07/11/2008 6:10:15 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: HangThemHigh
not old enough to remember Carter...

Or Reagan, or Bush 1...

35 posted on 07/11/2008 6:12:46 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: PJ-Comix
If enough people abandon Obama because of his vote, it will set up the close race with McCain that will make it possible for the Repubs to steal another one.

It's funny how they think McCain will "steal" the election if he gets more votes. But if their precious Barry gets more votes, then it's a win, not a steal.

36 posted on 07/11/2008 6:17:17 AM PDT by Veggie Todd (Were those magic grits?)
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To: Dumpster Baby

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37 posted on 07/11/2008 6:19:29 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (NYT - The Official Razor of "John's Long Mustache".)
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To: PJ-Comix
I would be out of this police state in a heartbeat if I could.

Yup, police armed with machineguns on nearly every street corner, man. Like, the MAN controlling your access to the ' net an' stuff, dude.

I have been to a real police state and, li'l DUmmie, the US doesn't even scratch the surface of being a police state.
38 posted on 07/11/2008 6:25:46 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: PJ-Comix

What a hissy fit! Wait ‘til they experience first-hand how much freedom they have here relative to just about any other country they could choose.

Just as long as they’re all gone before they can vote in November, I’m good with it all! Bon voyage!


39 posted on 07/11/2008 6:28:14 AM PDT by Be Free
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To: milky
And please - don’t flee to Canada. We’re fucked up enough, as it is..

Canada is,in fact,where this clown is headed...British Columbia to be precise.

But look at it this way...being Canadian which of these options would you prefer for your country.....

1)15,000,000 Mexicans arriving (uninvited) at your border,penniless,expecting *you* to learn *their* language,riddled with TB and God-knows-what else,fully prepared to take full advantage of every social welfare program you have....or:

A few thousand aging American hippies,almost all of whom speak your main language,sporting gray ponytails and trust funds and who,for the most part,are capable of writing computer software or a blistering expose of how many secret Nazis there are in your current government...

40 posted on 07/11/2008 6:34:56 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (The problem with the rat race is,even if you win you're still a rat.)
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To: PJ-Comix
We're afraid that Canada is too close and too dependent on this fascist state to resist when the real shit starts.

Another DUmmie sounding off without so much as a clue as to the definition of fascism. Wait until they run into PC police overseas who actually levy fines against you for "offensive" speech.
41 posted on 07/11/2008 6:35:01 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Vancovuer Island..."

I sure hope he cleared this little move with the Canadians. You can't just waltz across the border to another country and take up residence without permission.

42 posted on 07/11/2008 6:42:25 AM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Some people are like slinkys, the idea of them tumbling down a flight of stairs makes you smile.)
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To: milky; Admin Moderator

Such language!

We don’t use that kind of talk here. Please edit your future posts.


43 posted on 07/11/2008 6:44:06 AM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Some people are like slinkys, the idea of them tumbling down a flight of stairs makes you smile.)
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To: PJ-Comix
A Good Day to say "Goodbye".

I don't know why you say "Goodbye," I say "Hee! Hee!"

44 posted on 07/11/2008 6:44:33 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Ant Farm?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Personally, I find this whole thing promising.

There is no way that common sense is ever going to crack these delusional twits, so it's a win-win when they decide to split.

All this panic, navel-gazing, depression & hand-wringing is not only hilarious, but telling.

Once again, failure of government schools, lack of maturity and basic intelligence & a failure to grasp any history beyond the last 8 years raises it's ugly head.

So, I urge every DUmmie, KOSkiddie, HUFFinator to pack up the tiny car and head for the border, airport or train station.

Follow every rainbow. Don't call us and don't come back.

45 posted on 07/11/2008 6:45:51 AM PDT by alarm rider (Peace! through superior fire power....)
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To: PJ-Comix
As is stands, our car is packed and our hopes are high, for tomorrow we depart on the last, and most important, leg of a 5 year journey of emigration.

And....cue music....."In A Yugo-o-o-o-o-o."

46 posted on 07/11/2008 6:48:32 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat; but they know what's best for us)
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To: PJ-Comix
Today, with the passing of the FISA bill, will also serve as the anniversary of the last night that I sleep in my own home, shop in my small hometown, and watch our all-American programming. As is stands, our car is packed and our hopes are high, for tomorrow we depart on the last, and most important, leg of a 5 year journey. . . .

"My fellow Americans, I shall not be seeing you again, perhaps for a very long time. . . ."

This will be the last opportunity the von Oregones will have of singing together for a long, long time. Even now, officials are waiting in this auditorium to escort Captain von Oregone to his new command in the naval forces of the Third Reich.

47 posted on 07/11/2008 6:52:36 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Ant Farm?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[The family Henrickson is waiting for you in Sweden with open arms.]

When did you move to Sweden?
48 posted on 07/11/2008 6:59:34 AM PDT by beezdotcom
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To: PJ-Comix
we are only taking what we can carry with us. . . .

Bong pipes and Fritos and pretty nose rings
These are a few of my favorite things . . .

49 posted on 07/11/2008 7:04:03 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Ant Farm?)
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To: PJ-Comix
the conditions of this society ensure posterity will not be much different from the last, and the laws will ensure that nothing will be able to change or stop the cycle.

Nothing in America has changed. Singing and music will show this to the world.

50 posted on 07/11/2008 7:08:32 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (How ya gonna keep 'em down on the Ant Farm?)
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