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DUmmie FUnnies 09-02-08 (DUmmies Attack Sarah Palin For Being Female Hunter)
NewsBusters ^ | September 9, 2008 | P.J. Gladnick

Posted on 09/02/2008 6:31:33 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies and KOmmies are really piling on Sarah Palin bigtime for all manner of perceived sins. However, one of the most ridiculous of the slams is attacking her for being a (gasp!) FEMALE hunter as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals." It wouldn't surprise me a bit if this DUmmie accuses conservatives of being sexist but feels fine with posting this thread. So let us now watch the DUmmies attack Sarah Palin in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, waiting for them to attack Sarah for that time she illegally ripped a tag off her mattress, is in the [brackets]:

I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals

[So that means you are attracted to men who hunt?]

It's about the least attractive thing a woman could ever do in my opinion. I eat meat and understand that some hunting is necessary to control animal populations but I don't get people who enjoy watching an animal flail around in agony after their guts just got blown out. I like to think of women as gentle, kind and loving and enjoyment of the violence of hunting just doesn't seem to fit with those qualities. If a family is poor and can really use the meat I think its fine, but respect for the animal should be taught to the children like the Indians taught their children when an animal was killed for survival. Women who like to kill animals simply seem neanderthal to me and if I ever found out a girl-fried was into hunting I would move on. I am straight and don't date men but if I did I hope I would feel the same way.

[Does that mean you are against women serving in combat? Now on to the other DUmmies...]

Hunting just for the fun of killing an animal = Bullfighting = Cockfighting= Dogfighting. Enjoying the suffering of animals sucks. I love meat, and I know animals must get killed in order to be eaten, but I hate the idea of someone just shooting an animal just to enjoy its death.

[Yeah. People who hunt shouldn't be enjoying it. Same goes for fishing.]

I know fathers in WVa who feed the children from what they bring back in deer season. For them, it is not about ego. It is about nutrition for their kids

[It's okay for fathers to hunt but verboten for mothers?]

I also have a cougar skin.Now before you jump, this cougar died in a flood.Rescuers attempted to get him out of a swift current but the attempt failed.I was lucky because I knew some of the rescuers,they knew I loved cats,aso they called,told me the story and offered me the cat. So I took the skin. There were NO holes in it,no trap marks nothing. it's head was a little bigger than normal and it was very wet.It was alot of work to fix it.I have a deep connection to felines.The first night I had the cougar done I had him on my bed and I had a dream that I was with him in his mothers den.I will never forget that dream.This great cat's hide was a gift from the cougar spirits I think.

[A DUmmie gets an erotic dream from sleeping with a stuffed cougar.]

And when wolves howl in the night, it feels as if they are calling to me ..

[I bet you had a wet dream that night.]

Sarah Palin is no hero - she is what makes hunters look like fools. Did you ride in a helicopter and use high powered weapons with long range sights? Did you kill, as Palin does, for the thrill and not because you needed to feed yourself and possibly a family? Maybe some research into palin's hunting habits are in order? Just a THOUGHT. She kills endangered animals for the sport of it and wants to devastate Alaska for its oil. She is no huntress mother goddess...

[A DUmmie who can mindread Sarah Palin's thoughts when she pulls the trigger. And you have proof that Palin did not eat her kill? Yeah, I can just see campaign oppo research into that one.]

I have the point of view that you have no right to eat an animal if you would not kill it yourself. Granted, you could kill it incredibly humanely, but morally you have no right if you would not kill it.

[I've eaten sea urchin eggs straight out of the sea urchin. Does that count?]

Meat is not some magical tastey slab of something. Meat comes from living breathing entities that deserves respect just like anything else in nature.

[Why am I suddenly getting a big hunger for a "tastey" slab of baby back ribs? Oh, and I'll tell Porky Pig how much I respect him.]

Nature is not pretty. Sorry, it's not.

[I thought it is comedy that's not pretty. At least according to Steve Martin.]


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KEYWORDS: catfight; dnctalkingpoints; dummies; girlymen; palin; personaldestruction; sarahpalin
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1 posted on 09/02/2008 6:31:33 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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IBTP


2 posted on 09/02/2008 6:32:03 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Strange. Liberals are usually so well behaved.)
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To: PJ-Comix

IB4TP!


3 posted on 09/02/2008 6:33:41 AM PDT by EarthBound (Ex Deo,gratia. Ex astris,scientia (Who the hell do I vote for now?))
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


4 posted on 09/02/2008 6:33:48 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!))
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5 posted on 09/02/2008 6:35:44 AM PDT by chesley (I'm still alive, still employed, & still married. Life is GOOD)
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top 10


6 posted on 09/02/2008 6:37:31 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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5!


7 posted on 09/02/2008 6:38:17 AM PDT by roaddog727 (BS does not get bridges built - the funk you see is the funk you do)
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I have a deep connection to felines.

Yeah, he's a freakin pussy.

8 posted on 09/02/2008 6:38:56 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice
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To: PJ-Comix
Unlike these DUers, I have always thought that there was something indescribably hot about a woman who knows how to handle a firearm. A woman who digs hunting is even better.
9 posted on 09/02/2008 6:39:21 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: PJ-Comix

Such idiots.

But then again, I suppose that we’ve come to expect this deluded line of thinking from the DUmmies.


10 posted on 09/02/2008 6:39:37 AM PDT by roaddog727 (BS does not get bridges built - the funk you see is the funk you do)
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To: PJ-Comix

She reminds me of that really old commercial about bacon.
There was a good looking woman with a frying pan singing a song about working and bringing home the bacon and frying it up.
So the dems are upset about a good looking woman who can shot dinner and cook it up while looking good, then go off to run a state government.
Are these people never satisfied?


11 posted on 09/02/2008 6:40:52 AM PDT by svcw (http://baskettastic.com/)
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To: Army Air Corps

She can fish, too. WOOHOO!!


12 posted on 09/02/2008 6:41:05 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice
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To: PJ-Comix
Even as a wee lass, Sarah was a hunter. Here she is with a couple of fresh caught jumbo shrimp.


13 posted on 09/02/2008 6:41:23 AM PDT by 6SJ7
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To: PJ-Comix
Why am I suddenly getting a big hunger for a "tastey" slab of baby back ribs? Oh, and I'll tell Porky Pig how much I respect him.

Pretty much my thought, except that I fulfilled my hunger for baby back ribs for the next two weeks, yesterday. And they were GOOOOOOOOOOD. Eat your heart out.

Oh, and I respect Porky, or any other porker, a lot more that I do most Democrats. After all, pigs are very intelligent animals, and Democrats are very stupid humans.

14 posted on 09/02/2008 6:41:37 AM PDT by chesley (I'm still alive, still employed, & still married. Life is GOOD)
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...but I don't get people who enjoy watching an animal flail around in agony after their guts just got blown out.

If you are good, that does not happen. Also, you really do not want to "gut shot" the critter. I imagine that this wee nancy has never gone on a hunt.
15 posted on 09/02/2008 6:42:02 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: PJ-Comix

The more the KOOKS blab, and also react at convention, the better off it shows their stupidity and how you should not want to be a part of that party.


16 posted on 09/02/2008 6:42:34 AM PDT by JFC
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To: PJ-Comix
I have the point of view that you have no right to eat an animal if you would not kill it yourself. Granted, you could kill it incredibly humanely, but morally you have no right if you would not kill it.

So, if I have this right, anyone who isn't capable of killing an animal has no business eating meat. That let's me off the hook. I'm headed for the butcher (who's doing the work Americans won't do)...

17 posted on 09/02/2008 6:42:37 AM PDT by bcsco (Palin runs a state. Obama runs...from his ties to Communism.)
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18 posted on 09/02/2008 6:43:12 AM PDT by Roscoe Karns (Yes, that's Katherine Harris' body)
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To: PJ-Comix

The first night I had the cougar done I had him on my bed and I had a dream that I was with him in his mothers den.I will never forget that dream.This great cat’s hide was a gift from the cougar spirits I think.

That made me chortle out loud “COL”


19 posted on 09/02/2008 6:43:28 AM PDT by daku (Obama has experience pouring out of those big ears of his.)
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To: PJ-Comix
An awful lot of real men are attracted to "outdoorsy" women -- those who ride horses, hike, go camping, fish, and yes, even hunt.
20 posted on 09/02/2008 6:43:53 AM PDT by kevkrom (McCain/Palin '08 -- Palin / ??? '12)
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To: PJ-Comix
I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals

Now here's a male person who undoubtedly owns an "I'm A Giant P****" T-shirt.

L

21 posted on 09/02/2008 6:45:24 AM PDT by Lurker (She's not a lesbian, she doesn't whine, she doesn't hate her country, and she's not afraid of guns.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

That’s a good Photoshop job.


22 posted on 09/02/2008 6:45:30 AM PDT by bcsco (Palin runs a state. Obama runs...from his ties to Communism.)
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To: PJ-Comix

The cougar story had me ROFL!! Those people are NUTS!


23 posted on 09/02/2008 6:46:04 AM PDT by KansasGirl ( b/c Obama is just creepy.)
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To: JFC

Hey, noticed you needed a tagline, here’s one:

“To defeat the left, expose the left.”


24 posted on 09/02/2008 6:46:11 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: JFC

Hey, noticed you needed a tagline, here’s one:

“To defeat the left, expose the left.”


25 posted on 09/02/2008 6:46:16 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Did you kill, as Palin does, for the thrill and not because you needed to feed yourself and possibly a family? ..................................... Gee, is he a fly in the Palin’s freezer?


26 posted on 09/02/2008 6:46:37 AM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (If everyone stays home and no one votes will Congress disappear?)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Women who ride to the rescue of Republicans!


27 posted on 09/02/2008 6:46:45 AM PDT by listenhillary (Why are many feminists not feminine? I think they should give the word back.)
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To: Army Air Corps
If you are good, that does not happen. Also, you really do not want to "gut shot" the critter. I imagine that this wee nancy has never gone on a hunt.

BINGO!
28 posted on 09/02/2008 6:47:24 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (Ownership, Individuality, Freedom, Responsibility - The Backbone of Conservatism - falconparty.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

meanwhile, the DU crowd acting like petulant children in St.Paul.

I’d rather associate with hunters.

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1630487466/bctid1768031599


29 posted on 09/02/2008 6:51:58 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB (Conservatives are to McCain what Charlie Brown is to Lucy.)
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I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals

That's okay. Any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals wouldn't be attracted to a homo anyway.

30 posted on 09/02/2008 6:52:06 AM PDT by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall cause you to vote against the Democrats.)
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To: chesley
Pretty much my thought, except that I fulfilled my hunger for baby back ribs for the next two weeks, yesterday. And they were GOOOOOOOOOOD. Eat your heart out.

I thought I would be able to get slabs of baby back ribs on Saturday for just $1.25 each but, unfortunately, since the price was so low originally they all sold out on Friday at my secret market.

31 posted on 09/02/2008 6:53:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!))
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To: PJ-Comix
but I don't get people who enjoy watching an animal flail around in agony after their guts just got blown out.
So Dummie, I see you've been hunting with John Kerry.

Enjoying the suffering of animals sucks. I love meat, and I know animals must get killed in order to be eaten, but I hate the idea of someone just shooting an animal just to enjoy its death.
That ain't hunting DUmmie - unless you're with John Kerry.
The first night I had the cougar done I had him on my bed and I had a dream that I was with him in his mothers den.I will never forget that dream. This great cat's hide was a gift from the cougar spirits I think.
You got 'Spirits' alright, but from Old Crow. Not the Cougar god.
And when wolves howl in the night, it feels as if they are calling to me ..
Lon Chaney Jr, is that you? (watch out, the 15th is a full moon)
32 posted on 09/02/2008 6:55:54 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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To: PJ-Comix

Actually that is a fairly anemic-looking rack on the caribou she killed. I wonder if it’s a cow? That would really make the DUmmies froth at the mouth.


33 posted on 09/02/2008 6:57:42 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (War Eagle! Sept 20 Jordan-Hare Stadium - Les Miles gets a whupping.)
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To: PJ-Comix
...if I ever found out a girl-fried was into hunting I would move on.

Hmmm, it seems to fry women; maybe this is why "he" has an aversion to armed women.
34 posted on 09/02/2008 6:59:04 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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The first night I had the cougar done I had him on my bed and I had a dream that I was with him in his mothers den.I will never forget that dream.This great cat's hide was a gift from the cougar spirits I think.

Oh man. Any bets this one is a registered sex offender?

35 posted on 09/02/2008 7:03:36 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Obama experience - Communist organizer and guest speaker.)
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I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals

I wonder how this person feels about women who smoke cigars, such as Anne Archer or Raquel Welch?

36 posted on 09/02/2008 7:08:27 AM PDT by NRA1995 (It should be called "Cosa Nostra", not "Congress")
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To: VeniVidiVici

The first night I went hunting with my new hubby “and the boys”, I had a dream a bear was chasing me. Woke everyone up at 3 AM...The boys were not happy.


37 posted on 09/02/2008 7:10:42 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (I'm planting corn...Have to feed my car...)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Palin is Jane Wayne!!


38 posted on 09/02/2008 7:12:27 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (I'm planting corn...Have to feed my car...)
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To: PJ-Comix

I thought they didn’t like any opinions she shared with Duncan Hunter...


39 posted on 09/02/2008 7:14:35 AM PDT by weegee (The higher taxes that Obama demands of Americans are 'Above my Pay Grade'.)
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I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals

[So that means you are attracted to men who hunt?]

I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing babys.


.....She kills endangered animals for the sport of it and wants to devastate Alaska for its oil. She is no huntress mother goddess...

[A DUmmie who can mindread Sarah Palin's thoughts when she pulls the trigger. And you have proof that Palin did not eat her kill? Yeah, I can just see campaign oppo research into that one.]

I don't think many [legal to hunt] wild game species are "endangered".


Meat is not some magical tastey slab of something. Meat comes from living breathing entities that deserves respect just like anything else in nature.

[Why am I suddenly getting a big hunger for a "tastey" slab of baby back ribs? Oh, and I'll tell Porky Pig how much I respect him.]

Well PJ, I wanted to make baby back ribs for Labor Day, but had to work on the hurricane alert.



40 posted on 09/02/2008 7:23:55 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Sarah Palin is NOT worried about anything being above her pay grade!)
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To: Army Air Corps

“I have always thought that there was something indescribably hot about a woman who knows how to handle a firearm.”

Remember Amanda Peet in The Whole Nine Yards...


41 posted on 09/02/2008 7:32:37 AM PDT by Exeter (If Life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons!)
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To: Sacajaweau
Woke everyone up at 3 AM...The boys were not happy.

LOL!

42 posted on 09/02/2008 7:33:28 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Obama experience - Communist organizer and guest speaker.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Sorry to hear that.

I, on the other hand, let the wife do the shopping. When price is no object, ribs can be obtained. Hope I can pay the rest of my bills this month. :)


43 posted on 09/02/2008 7:37:42 AM PDT by chesley (I'm still alive, still employed, & still married. Life is GOOD)
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To: PJ-Comix

Sarah Palin is the embodiment of the “bitter clingers” that Barry slammed in San Francisco.


44 posted on 09/02/2008 7:56:21 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (McCain/Palin 2008 the maverick reform duo.)
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To: VeniVidiVici
Oh man. Any bets this one is a registered sex offender?

Probably spends weekends camping out in the sticks with others of similar ilk in loincloths and face-paint, smoking weed, eating mushrooms, beating drums and searching for the meaning of manhood...

Saw one too many reruns of 'Clan of the Cave Bear'...

or dropped a little too much LSD sitting in the theater watching 'Brother Bear'...

45 posted on 09/02/2008 8:05:33 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB
I realize bikes would be cheaper to keep, but why don't these cops get a few horses for crowd control. Just turn the nag's backside to the protesters and command "Kick". That'll get them running.

For some, just a horse getting as close as the bike riding cops were to the protesters is enough to scatter them, and dropping their stupid signs in fear.

46 posted on 09/02/2008 8:09:23 AM PDT by 3catsanadog (Drill here, drill now!!!!!)
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To: Travis T. OJustice
LOL-

Note to self- do not eat cole slaw when reading posts from TTOJ...

47 posted on 09/02/2008 8:54:47 AM PDT by Dutchgirl ("All you need to know about Obama is this: Farrakhan really wants him to be president."-Feder)
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To: Smokin' Joe

In my neck of the woods, we call that “Copping the eternal buzz”


48 posted on 09/02/2008 8:55:02 AM PDT by BruceysMom (My heart is in Rock Springs.)
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To: PJ-Comix
if I ever found out a girl-fried was into hunting I would move on. I am straight and don't date men but if I did I hope I would feel the same way.

"Wacky" doesn't begin to describe these people.

49 posted on 09/02/2008 9:13:09 AM PDT by hsalaw
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And when wolves howl in the night, it feels as if they are calling to me ..

Then you should go to them.

50 posted on 09/02/2008 9:17:10 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Strange. Liberals are usually so well behaved.)
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