DUmmie FUnnies 09-17-08 "Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account"

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 09-17-08 | DUmmie DontTreadOnMe, DUmmies and Paul Heinzman

[Paul Heinzman]

This is just breaking on DU, so it's pretty lean right now. But as you all know, when something breaks on DU, you can rely on PJ, Charles or I to fix it.

Earlier today, Governor Palin's personal Yahoo! e-mail account was hacked. Screen caps are all over the Internet (the posting of which, may very well be subject to prosecution).

But what did this hacking yield the opposition? Nothing. Zero. As zero as Zero Possumus. Pictures of Sarah's kids, personal phone numbers that are long abandoned, and prayer requests. All just further evidence that Governor Palin is just the person we knew she was: a strong, smart, genuine conservative.

I predict that before the weekend, these hackers will be caught, and I hope that all these RATS posting the screen caps will also be rounded up for prosecution. The DUmmies have a theory, which is theirs and only theirs, and is so DUmb that only they could come up with it.

It was ROVE! as witnessed in this DUmmie THREAD entitled "Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account."

So now let us watch the DUmmies blame the hacking on Karl Rove in Bolshevik red while the comments of your humble guest narrator, Paul Heinzman are in the [brackets].

Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account

[Would you expect less from him?]

Don't fall for it... anyone who would hack an email account would not go public until they had something to show... they would WAIT until they found something.

[They'll soon be finding a jail cell.]

When someone claims they were hacked, but everything found is useless -- they LET THEMSELVES be hacked.

[Take my identity...PLEASE!]

Now back to the ECONOMY!

[Now back to the DUmmies!]

This is classic Rove. They are desperate right now, and need Palin, their one and only dwindling asset, to be a martyr.

[There is no "classic Rove." Just when you think you have mastered the game, Rove changes the rules. Some say he never even existed. In the words of Tom Waits, "If you think that you can tell a bigger tell, I swear

it's just another distraction

[E-mails to nowhere.]

Sarah gave him the login - Karl didn't hack anything.   
and surprise - there was nothing left of real interest either.

[Just regular e-mails to a regular person. In this case, curiosity won't kill the cat, it will just send it to prison for up to five years.]

I think you're right. When I think of all the crazy stuff in my e-mails, I have to admit, if somebody hacked me they'd find a boatload of shit to say. LOL

[Is that you, John Edwards?]

OK...a new days back I threatened to kill the next person who invoked Karl Rove as a puppet master in the Sarah Palin fiasco.

[Get help. Please.]

But in the case, I'll make an exception. This sounds like EXACTLY the sort of thing Rove would do, especially if it turns out that no smoking gun turns up.

[No one dies tonight.]

not in Rove's skill set
Maybe he hired someone

[Rove can direct hurricanes, make John Kerry insult our troops, force John Edwards to have adulterous relations with some skank while his wife is fighting to live, but he can't hack an e-mail account? When Rove hacks an e-mail account]

that Rove is one crazy f***er

[One magnificent bastard.]

[Paul Heinzman]

Guess what? They hacked her private e-mail account and got nothing but that she's what she portrays herself to be; a genuine decent person. That's gonna drive them crazy.

[South40]

Do you feel like Mike Rowe when you visit DUmmieland?

[Paul Heinzman]

PING!

[Mr. Silverback]

Top 5!

[Rembrandt]

I didn’t find any typo’s in that so I guess none of the DUer’s were Babs Streisand or Madonna.

[FlingWingFlyer]

We're "desperate? WE'RE "desperate?" We're not the ones hacking people's email accounts in hopes of finding a big "scandal."

The moonbats are loony.

[Pinkbell]

Top 10!

Now to read!

[Not A Snowbird]

You had to know this was coming.

Delusion, thy name is DUmmie.

[beaversmom]

The MB strikes again! Woo hoo!

[TexasNative2000]

Karl Rove did it?

No. It was Keyser Soze .

"And then 'poof', he's gone."

[bigbob]

Karl Rove is still one magnificent bastard, even when he has to shout that moron Alan Colmes down in order to get his free campaign consultation message across to McCain-Palin:

“It’s the Democrat protected Freddie and Fannie that are at the root of this financial debacle. Chris Dodd and Barney Frank.”

Right as usual, Karl. Hope they are listening.

[woofie]

We all play a part in this. I blame the system

[Dr. Sivana]

This reminds me of the time that my wife found crayon lines on the wall, and asked our then only child who did it. My daughter hesitated, and suggested maybe a dog did it.

We didn’t have a dog then.

The difference is that my daughter was two years old at the time of the infraction.

[Paul Heinzman]

Into the top five, like Todd Pain on a snowmobile!

[Billthedrill]

Turned out to be a 4chan password-guess kiddie. They thought it was beneath them over there, and it is. And one of them fixed it.

[Hugin]

When someone claims they were hacked, but everything found is useless -- they LET THEMSELVES be hacked.

It couldn't be because Sarah is a good person with nothing to hide, could it? Nah.

I gotta say though, that Karl Rove is a busy fella. First he uses his weather machine to hit the gulf with Ike, and drive the price of gas back up (to bring the drilling issue back to the fore). Now he's hacking Sarah's email, no doubt planting false evidence to lead investigators back to some Obamaniac. Now, if I could just figure out why he arranged for all these companies to go bankrupt. He must have some angle there.

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Once a magnificent bastard, always a magnificent bastard, LOL!

[Revolting cat!]

Hi, my name is Clyde, is your daughter’s name Bonnie, by the way? We could go far together!

[Roscoe Karns]

Actually, I’d be disappointed if Rove didn’t do this.

[DocRock]

Somebody will go to jail over this... and it won’t be Rove.