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DUmmie FUnnies 09-17-08 "Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account"
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 09-17-08 | DUmmie DontTreadOnMe, DUmmies and Paul Heinzman

Posted on 09/17/2008 8:08:22 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman



This is just breaking on DU, so it's pretty lean right now. But as you all know, when something breaks on DU, you can rely on PJ, Charles or I to fix it.

Earlier today, Governor Palin's personal Yahoo! e-mail account was hacked. Screen caps are all over the Internet (the posting of which, may very well be subject to prosecution).

But what did this hacking yield the opposition? Nothing. Zero. As zero as Zero Possumus. Pictures of Sarah's kids, personal phone numbers that are long abandoned, and prayer requests. All just further evidence that Governor Palin is just the person we knew she was: a strong, smart, genuine conservative.

I predict that before the weekend, these hackers will be caught, and I hope that all these RATS posting the screen caps will also be rounded up for prosecution. The DUmmies have a theory, which is theirs and only theirs, and is so DUmb that only they could come up with it.

It was ROVE! as witnessed in this DUmmie THREAD entitled "Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account."

So now let us watch the DUmmies blame the hacking on Karl Rove in Bolshevik red while the comments of your humble guest narrator, Paul Heinzman are in the [brackets].

Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account

[Would you expect less from him?]

Don't fall for it... anyone who would hack an email account would not go public until they had something to show... they would WAIT until they found something.

[They'll soon be finding a jail cell.]

When someone claims they were hacked, but everything found is useless -- they LET THEMSELVES be hacked.

[Take my identity...PLEASE!]

Now back to the ECONOMY!

[Now back to the DUmmies!]

This is classic Rove. They are desperate right now, and need Palin, their one and only dwindling asset, to be a martyr.

[There is no "classic Rove." Just when you think you have mastered the game, Rove changes the rules. Some say he never even existed. In the words of Tom Waits, "If you think that you can tell a bigger tell, I swear

it's just another distraction

[E-mails to nowhere.]

Sarah gave him the login - Karl didn't hack anything.   
and surprise - there was nothing left of real interest either.


[Just regular e-mails to a regular person. In this case, curiosity won't kill the cat, it will just send it to prison for up to five years.]

I think you're right. When I think of all the crazy stuff in my e-mails, I have to admit, if somebody hacked me they'd find a boatload of shit to say. LOL

[Is that you, John Edwards?]

OK...a new days back I threatened to kill the next person who invoked Karl Rove as a puppet master in the Sarah Palin fiasco.

[Get help. Please.]

But in the case, I'll make an exception. This sounds like EXACTLY the sort of thing Rove would do, especially if it turns out that no smoking gun turns up.

[No one dies tonight.]

not in Rove's skill set
Maybe he hired someone


[Rove can direct hurricanes, make John Kerry insult our troops, force John Edwards to have adulterous relations with some skank while his wife is fighting to live, but he can't hack an e-mail account? When Rove hacks an e-mail account]

that Rove is one crazy f***er

[One magnificent bastard.]


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KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; mccainpalin; palin; rove; sarahpalin
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Guess what? They hacked her private e-mail account and got nothing but that she's what she portrays herself to be; a genuine decent person. That's gonna drive them crazy.
1 posted on 09/17/2008 8:08:22 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman
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To: Paul Heinzman

Do you feel like Mike Rowe when you visit DUmmieland?


2 posted on 09/17/2008 8:11:58 PM PDT by South40
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 09/17/2008 8:12:09 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Sorry, Hillary, Sarah doesn't need all those cracks. She's just going to melt that glass ceiling.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Top 5!


4 posted on 09/17/2008 8:12:42 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (*******It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.******)
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To: Paul Heinzman

I didn’t find any typo’s in that so I guess none of the DUer’s were Babs Streisand or Madonna.


5 posted on 09/17/2008 8:13:48 PM PDT by Rembrandt (We would have won Viet Nam w/o Dim interference.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
We're "desperate? WE'RE "desperate?" We're not the ones hacking people's email accounts in hopes of finding a big "scandal."

The moonbats are loony.

6 posted on 09/17/2008 8:14:32 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Barack Hussein Obama is a liar!)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Top 10!

Now to read!


7 posted on 09/17/2008 8:14:44 PM PDT by Pinkbell (”This guy is a jerk, an arrogant jerk. A Jerk Messiah.” - Rush talking about Obama)
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To: Paul Heinzman
You had to know this was coming.

Delusion, thy name is DUmmie.

8 posted on 09/17/2008 8:14:44 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Go, Sonics! And take the Mariners with you.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

The MB strikes again! Woo hoo!


9 posted on 09/17/2008 8:17:04 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: Paul Heinzman
Karl Rove did it?

No. It was Keyser Soze .

"And then 'poof', he's gone."

10 posted on 09/17/2008 8:17:30 PM PDT by TexasNative2000 (Obviously, liberals can't handle a strong, independent woman.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Karl Rove is still one magnificent bastard, even when he has to shout that moron Alan Colmes down in order to get his free campaign consultation message across to McCain-Palin:

“It’s the Democrat protected Freddie and Fannie that are at the root of this financial debacle. Chris Dodd and Barney Frank.”

Right as usual, Karl. Hope they are listening.


11 posted on 09/17/2008 8:17:55 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: Paul Heinzman

We all play a part in this. I blame the system


12 posted on 09/17/2008 8:18:54 PM PDT by woofie
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To: Paul Heinzman

This reminds me of the time that my wife found crayon lines on the wall, and asked our then only child who did it. My daughter hesitated, and suggested maybe a dog did it.

We didn’t have a dog then.

The difference is that my daughter was two years old at the time of the infraction.


13 posted on 09/17/2008 8:19:07 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("[Gov. Sarah Palin] is Phyllis Schlafly, only younger." -- Gloria Steinem)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Into the top five, like Todd Pain on a snowmobile!


14 posted on 09/17/2008 8:19:21 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Sorry, Hillary, Sarah doesn't need all those cracks. She's just going to melt that glass ceiling.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Turned out to be a 4chan password-guess kiddie. They thought it was beneath them over there, and it is. And one of them fixed it.


15 posted on 09/17/2008 8:19:22 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Paul Heinzman
When someone claims they were hacked, but everything found is useless -- they LET THEMSELVES be hacked.

It couldn't be because Sarah is a good person with nothing to hide, could it? Nah.

I gotta say though, that Karl Rove is a busy fella. First he uses his weather machine to hit the gulf with Ike, and drive the price of gas back up (to bring the drilling issue back to the fore). Now he's hacking Sarah's email, no doubt planting false evidence to lead investigators back to some Obamaniac. Now, if I could just figure out why he arranged for all these companies to go bankrupt. He must have some angle there.

16 posted on 09/17/2008 8:20:12 PM PDT by Hugin (Mecca delenda est!)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Once a magnificent bastard, always a magnificent bastard, LOL!


17 posted on 09/17/2008 8:20:57 PM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights (Stand up, Chuck)
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To: Dr. Sivana

Hi, my name is Clyde, is your daughter’s name Bonnie, by the way? We could go far together!


18 posted on 09/17/2008 8:21:15 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Are you ready to pray for Teddy?)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Actually, I’d be disappointed if Rove didn’t do this.


19 posted on 09/17/2008 8:23:51 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Paul Heinzman

Somebody will go to jail over this... and it won’t be Rove.


20 posted on 09/17/2008 8:27:13 PM PDT by DocRock (All they that TAKE the sword shall perish with the sword. Matthew 26:52 Gun grabbers beware.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

21 posted on 09/17/2008 8:27:29 PM PDT by South40
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To: Billthedrill
Turned out to be a 4chan password-guess kiddie. They thought it was beneath them over there, and it is. And one of them fixed it.

I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying, so here's a picture of Tom Vilsack with Winnie the Pooh on his head.


22 posted on 09/17/2008 8:32:56 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Sorry, Hillary, Sarah doesn't need all those cracks. She's just going to melt that glass ceiling.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

No one is covering this but FOX. Shocking, I know.


23 posted on 09/17/2008 8:33:22 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Paul Heinzman
Which one's on top?

;-)

24 posted on 09/17/2008 8:34:26 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: bigbob

Rove was great tonight: “Alan, you’re embarrassing yourself.”


25 posted on 09/17/2008 8:35:45 PM PDT by peggybac (Tolerance is the virtue of believing in nothing)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Sarah gave him the login - Karl didn't hack anything. and surprise - there was nothing left of real interest either.

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26 posted on 09/17/2008 8:36:58 PM PDT by txroadkill (Sarah Palin-- Vote for her?!? Hell, I want to marry her!)
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To: txroadkill

LOL!


27 posted on 09/17/2008 8:48:29 PM PDT by sheikdetailfeather (Democrats=Dumpster Divers)
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To: DocRock

Ah but this campaign will never make history books the way the 1972 campaign does.

I doubt that the history books today mention that JFK and RFK wire tapped MLK’s phones.


28 posted on 09/17/2008 8:49:20 PM PDT by weegee (Say no to the Marxist who "denounces" the 911 terrorist attacks and yet befriended a Pentagon bomber)
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To: Paul Heinzman

headline over at the huff

“CAMPAIGN MOMENTUM SHIFTS TO OBAMA”

when did this happen?


29 posted on 09/17/2008 8:56:11 PM PDT by machogirl
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To: Dr. Sivana

My daughter likes to blame “Mr. Nobody”. She knows how to get away with murder.


30 posted on 09/17/2008 8:56:40 PM PDT by balk (thefightnetwork.com)
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To: weegee

The left continues to surprize, ok not really. Did we expect anything less than complete denial that someone in their ranks committed an illegal act and and invasion of privacy? No, I didn’t think so either.


31 posted on 09/17/2008 8:58:00 PM PDT by YdontUleaveLibs (Reason is out to lunch. How may I help you?)
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To: Paul Heinzman

These are the same lowlifes who illegally hacked into Michael Steele’s credit reports. Then the two individuals who carried out that operation got “fired” and continued to get paid for several months thereafter (until after the election, I believe.)


32 posted on 09/17/2008 9:05:18 PM PDT by TBP
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To: TexasNative2000

No, it was Eliot’s famous cat Macavity:

“And when you rech the scene of crime,
Macavity’s not there.”


33 posted on 09/17/2008 9:06:35 PM PDT by TBP
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To: YdontUleaveLibs

Modern Day WATERGATE folks.

Do not let this die. Do not let the media and Obama turn this into Sarah’s so called issue of using her personal account for business.

WATERGATE. That is what it is.

The opposition was looking for personal information to try and damage the McCain/Palin ticket.

Instead of breaking into a filing cabinet, they broke into an email cabinet.

This is HUGE.

WATERGATE for the Democrats.


34 posted on 09/17/2008 9:07:14 PM PDT by gswilder
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To: SandyInSeattle
DelUsion, thy name is Dummie.

Makes all the sense in the world to me. LOL
35 posted on 09/17/2008 9:07:26 PM PDT by mkjessup (I'm not a Community Organizer, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night!)
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To: Hugin
Now, if I could just figure out why he arranged for all these companies to go bankrupt.

Becasue they wre giving money to Dimmycraps?

36 posted on 09/17/2008 9:08:14 PM PDT by TBP
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To: Paul Heinzman

Pooh must be mortally embarrassed!


37 posted on 09/17/2008 9:09:01 PM PDT by TBP
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To: Paul Heinzman

I watched Greta tonight for a little bit, and caught her talking with people about this. Gloria Allred kept saying that there was proof that Gov. Palin used her private account to conduct state business, and wouldn’t let it go. Greta finally asked “what happened to innocent until proven guilty?”

They so desperately want this to amount to something. Maybe they’re starting to wake up to the fact that Sen. HopeyChangey and the Joe Kinnock (oops, I meant Biden) aren’t going to be the guys in the WH after all.


38 posted on 09/17/2008 9:19:06 PM PDT by Theresawithanh (I've got the fevah!)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Stealing baby pictures and harassing a 17 year old girl’s cellphone is the best they could do. Bwahaha


39 posted on 09/17/2008 9:50:46 PM PDT by varyouga (Palin is the GOVERNOR. Scream this far and wide and expose the MSM)
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To: Theresawithanh
I saw the segment on Greta and I was yelling at the TV. Gov. Palin’s personal account was hacked and plastered up on the Internet and these talking heads couldn't resist accusing her of doing something they had no evidence of. No concern whatsoever that there was an outrageous invasion of privacy and the fact that there was nothing incriminating. Anything discovered as a result of this hacking would be inadmissible in court proceedings but they would only be too happy to use it to slime her.

Unless the perpetrators are very publicly arrested, I fear weenies like the hackers will release some fake emails and will claim all manner of wild charges against Sarah.

40 posted on 09/17/2008 9:58:16 PM PDT by eggman (Obama is now The Zero. He used to be The One but he added Biden.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

LOL . The DUmmies are getting really desperate ...


41 posted on 09/17/2008 10:30:12 PM PDT by Deetes ( (God Bless the Troops) .)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Kurt Grove’s idea?


42 posted on 09/17/2008 11:10:02 PM PDT by Purrcival (Palin runs Alaska. Obama runs his mouth.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Kurt Grove’s idea?


43 posted on 09/17/2008 11:10:03 PM PDT by Purrcival (Palin runs Alaska. Obama runs his mouth.)
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To: Purrcival; Paul Heinzman; Roscoe Karns
Kurt Grove’s idea?

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44 posted on 09/18/2008 2:21:00 AM PDT by Right_Wing_Madman
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To: Paul Heinzman
DUmmies had the screen cap Sarah Palin emails posted on DUmmieland last night.

Hopefully, they'll be charged as accessories to the crime. It would be hilarious if they were shut down.

45 posted on 09/18/2008 3:54:35 AM PDT by xtinct (Suicide Hotline... !! "Obama here" --> Please Hold...)
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To: machogirl
“CAMPAIGN MOMENTUM SHIFTS TO OBAMA”

when did this happen?

Obama has regained the lead in the national tracking polls. Still close though, so the left feels real good about itself, especially with the financial market mess. Bad news=good news for Democrats.

46 posted on 09/18/2008 4:23:18 AM PDT by Paradox (Obama, the Audacity of Hype.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account

"OK, 'moose' didn't work; let's try 'lipstick.'"

47 posted on 09/18/2008 4:23:48 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Fear the Rove.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
not in Rove's skill set
Maybe he hired someone

"'Pitbull'! That's it! I'm in!"

48 posted on 09/18/2008 4:29:21 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Fear the Rove.)
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To: Paul Heinzman; Mr. Silverback
Into the top five, like Todd Pain on a snowmobile!

That's "snowMACHINE"!

49 posted on 09/18/2008 4:47:44 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Fear the Rove.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Slow running 50


50 posted on 09/18/2008 4:50:25 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Sarah Palin is NOT worried about anything being above her pay grade!)
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