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DUmmie FUnnies 10-03-08 (Sarah Palin's Debate Performance Enrages DUmmies)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 3, 2008 | P.J. Gladnick

Posted on 10/03/2008 8:01:21 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

So how did Sarah Palin do in last night's vice-presidential debate? One clue is the effusive praise that Dick Morris gave to her performance on FOX News as you can see in this VIDEO which includes some entertaining fireworks with Alan Colmes. Okay, keeping in mind that Morris thought Obama won his debate with McCain and seems pretty even-handed, is there a better barometer by which to judge Palin's performance? Yes, there is. The DUmmie-meter. As you can see in this THREAD titled, "I aplogize for calling Palin an idiot. Clearly that is not the case," the DUmmies are ENRAGED over Palin's performance which means she did incredibly well. See, now that Palin did an incredible job in the debate, they are now extremely angry at her for now being a big threat to their dream of putting their Obamassiah in the White House. So let us now watch the DUmmies enraged over Sarah Palin's debate performance in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still chortling over the wounds Dick Morris administered to Alan Colmes last night, is in the [brackets]:

I aplogize for calling Palin an idiot. Clearly that is not the case.

[Because now Palin is a THREAT to your vision of a Bolshevik America.]

She is a phony. A liar. A fake. A vile, hate spewing fiend. She just recited her list of lies with a snarky, sneering charm that makes Bush look good. I was surprised to find myself despising her more than McCain. She was insulting and condescending, disrespectful and rude. She's the second coming of Cheney, every bit as evil, but with crazy religious fundamentalism added to the mix. This vile woman must not be allowed to win. So she is not an idiot: she's just happy to be completely ignorant and incurious. She's aggressively ignorant, proud of it. To call her an idiot is to do a disservice to what she really is: evil.

[That paragraph is the best DUmmie tell yet that Palin performed fantastically. And now you are angry at her because she is a threat to all your DUmmie dreams.]

WE MUST WIN THIS ELECTION, PEOPLE. I think my brain will terminate its own synapses rather than being forced to listen to her loathsome ramblings. Send this woman back to Alaska and leave her there. We don't want her.

[Ah... I LOVE the smell of DUmmie desperation in the morning!]

She's a moron by choice. Not a terribly sharp knife to begin with, but this is chosen stupidity. Anyone who stands with that imbecilic, witch hunting Ferengi "preacher" )"In the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEBUS! In the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBUS!) is a dolt by choice.

[Worried, eh? It's going to be FUn monitoring DUmmie land when the polls start going in the direction you don't want.]

She is the epitome of a cartoon-cowgirl, arrogant-ignorant American. And a goddamn liar. AND an idiot. I'm horrified.

[It's absolutely going to KILL the DUmmies to see Sarah take the oath of office on January, 20. That is assuming their heads haven't exploded by then.]

Her arrogance just blew me away.

[So will her taking the oath of office in January.]

Yeah, where the hell did she get off being so cocksure? It was almost amazing.

[What happened? The media assured us she would be like a deer in the headlights at that debate. DAMN HER SELF-CONFIDENCE!!!]

I have never seen such a blatant liar like her. It was disturbing.

[I guess you tuned out Joe Biden during the debate.]

There were times when I literally had to get up. I found her mocking insulting and extremely disrespectful. Every word out of her mouth was a lie and she was proud of it.

[Every word out of her mouth mocked your confidence in an Obama victory.]

She's a POWER-HUNGRY, IGNORANT NARCISSIST in the vein of Bush, only worse.

[Bad news. The Palin Derangement Syndrome treatment center is now full so you'll have to wait your turn for admission.]

She's BUSH and CHENEY rolled into one. And thus, she is very very dangerous.

[Dangerous. I LOVE it!!!]

Some people were feeling sorry for her cuz of interviews with Katie. I didn't. Now they know what she really is. A heartless cunning bitch

[Feel the painful lash of the Mighty Sarah!!!]

She is the most frightening candidate that we've ever had to come this close to the White House.

[May I send you a Sarah Palin Action Kewpie Doll?]

We should be very very afraid of the prospect of her as president.

[Better double up on your Depends.]

This woman is pure chilling. I am usually right on with the evil vibes and this one leaves me shaking she is so vile. What was with the stupid WINKS? Yuck. Now, what would be said if BIDEN had been the one winking? Wonder that. He won this debate HANDS DOWN. I am so proud to be a democrat.

[If Joe Biden won this debate HANDS DOWN, then why are you so worried about Sarah Palin? Hee! Hee!]

Her VOICE! That VOICE!!!!! I HATE IT!!!!

[SHE IS WOMAN! HEAR HER ROAR!!!]

A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN FOR ALL IF YOU VOTE FOR MCCAIN/PALIN!

[I want my bucket to be original recipe KFC.]

And she's just a typical small town American. Doesn't speak well for small towns, does it?

[Thanx for just writing off a few million voters.]

she embodies nearly everything I loathe in this life. Stunning. She is an appalling disgrace, and is hateful. Just hateful on every level.

[PDS is even more fun to watch than BDS.]

I don't like her any more than I did before, but I felt like she did an OK job. But when she did that winking thing, my husband said, "We have to get this bitch, she's evil." Not sure why the winking set him off, but he is still bitching about it this morning.

[It is a scientific fact that a Palin wink is enough to set off an attack of Democrat Rage Virus.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: biden; debate; dummies; palin; sarahpalin
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1 posted on 10/03/2008 8:01:21 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

IB4TP baby!


2 posted on 10/03/2008 8:02:14 AM PDT by EarthBound (Ex Deo,gratia. Ex astris,scientia (What I'm really voting for is Palin in 2012!))
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 10/03/2008 8:02:58 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: EarthBound

IB4TP too?


4 posted on 10/03/2008 8:04:18 AM PDT by Smedley (It's a sad day for American capitalism when a man can't fly a midget on a kite over Central Park)
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A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN FOR ALL IF YOU VOTE FOR MCCAIN/PALIN!

Yeah! Go Sarah!

5 posted on 10/03/2008 8:04:40 AM PDT by Aquinasfan (When you find "Sola Scriptura" in the Bible, let me know)
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To: PJ-Comix

IBTP!

...

Missed it by THAT much...


6 posted on 10/03/2008 8:04:42 AM PDT by Zero Sum (Liberalism: The damage ends up being a thousand times the benefit! (apologies to Rabbi Benny Lau))
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10!


7 posted on 10/03/2008 8:04:50 AM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Wakka-ding-hoy - battle cry of the Plexus Rangers!)
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To: PJ-Comix

5!


8 posted on 10/03/2008 8:04:56 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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I think my brain will terminate its own synapses rather than being forced to listen to her loathsome ramblings.

Auto termination in 5..4..3..2..1..

9 posted on 10/03/2008 8:05:07 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of the Masses Could be Farts)
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(Sarah Palin's Debate Performance Enrages DUmmies)

PJ, what doesn't enrage DUmmies?

10 posted on 10/03/2008 8:05:57 AM PDT by kevkrom (Beware the "Blueshirts": Obama's own jack-booted thugs)
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To: PJ-Comix

Great work, PJ. Timely and compelling.


11 posted on 10/03/2008 8:07:26 AM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March (Fannie + Freddie = Democrat Cronies [Dodd and Obama -- the LegisLOOTers])
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LOL!

DUmmies are entertaining, if nothing else - especially when they’re scared sh*tless like this!

GO SARAH!!


12 posted on 10/03/2008 8:08:12 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic ("And how can this be? For I am the Kwisatz Haderach! " - Barack Obama)
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Not sure why the winking set him off, but he is still bitching about it this morning.

A little bug in his brain is scratching to get out. It's driving him mad. The Sarah Wink

13 posted on 10/03/2008 8:08:56 AM PDT by listenhillary (<*oo*>)
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Top 20!!


14 posted on 10/03/2008 8:09:06 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (PELOSI & REID = Worst congress ever.)
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To: listenhillary

I think Biden’s self promotion via his smile is beyond offensive. In the background I hear SNL’s Ladies Man.


15 posted on 10/03/2008 8:13:46 AM PDT by sarasota
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I was emailed a great "Motivational Poster" featuring Palin.
"Caribou Barbie" She's come to kill Caribou and kick ass- and she's just run out of Caribou!

If I could figure out how to host it, I could link it, but I'd be happy to email it to you if you haven't seen it.

Also very amusing- the way their freaking out over her "wink."

16 posted on 10/03/2008 8:14:50 AM PDT by Dutchgirl ("Every Socialist is a disguised dictator." Ludwig Von Mises)
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She is a phony. A liar. A fake. A vile, hate spewing fiend. She just recited her list of lies with a snarky, sneering charm that makes Bush look good. I was surprised to find myself despising her more than McCain. She was insulting and condescending, disrespectful and rude. She's the second coming of Cheney, every bit as evil, but with crazy religious fundamentalism added to the mix. This vile woman must not be allowed to win. So she is not an idiot: she's just happy to be completely ignorant and incurious. She's aggressively ignorant, proud of it. To call her an idiot is to do a disservice to what she really is: evil.

I never knew that Sarah's maiden name was Halliburton.

17 posted on 10/03/2008 8:15:02 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Obama without a teleprompter speaks in tongues.)
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she embodies nearly everything I loathe in this life. Stunning. She is an appalling disgrace, and is hateful. Just hateful on every level.

This has to be a Freeper troll.

Can somebody really be so stupid as to seriously post an "I hate her with all my heart because she's full of hate!" statement?

I guess you can be an idiot to such a degree that you don't even realize you're an idiot, but it takes a special breed.

18 posted on 10/03/2008 8:15:31 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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Top 129,429.

A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN FOR ALL IF YOU VOTE FOR MCCAIN/PALIN!

What would happen if someone here said "A BUCKE TOF FRIED CHICKEN FOR ALL IF YOU VOTE FOR (he whose middle name must not be mentioned)"? The PC police would be on us in a second.

19 posted on 10/03/2008 8:16:05 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (The $700B bail out is giving parachutes to bankers while we must keep our seat belts on and shut up.)
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If Governor Sarah Palin and soon to be VPOTUSA
was as bad as the democrats try to portray her,
she would be ignored.

They fear her so much that they put both Senator
Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. and Senator Barrack
Hussein Obama glaring faults on her.


20 posted on 10/03/2008 8:16:08 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Obama and ITS thugs are made paranoid by Sarahnoia. (stole from molly_jack2007))
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