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Toothy raccoon bit off manhood
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Posted on 01/26/2009 8:34:31 AM PST by OL Hickory
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Oh those wild and crazy Russians!!
To: OL Hickory
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posted on
01/26/2009 8:36:35 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
To: OL Hickory
When I saw the raccoon I thought Id have some fun. OK. Which one of you guys told him the raccoon's name was 'Monica'?
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posted on
01/26/2009 8:38:09 AM PST
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll)
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To: OL Hickory
Wild boar coon attacked me on a houseboat one nite and my hand is till scarred.
I cleaved his ass in gratitude.
He and his posse wouldn’t shoo off the boat
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posted on
01/26/2009 8:40:26 AM PST
by
wardaddy
To: OL Hickory
Darwin award candidtae. While he did not kill himself, he has effectively removed himself from the gene pool.
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posted on
01/26/2009 8:41:30 AM PST
by
bird4four4
(God Damn America!!! - Mr. Wright, your prayer has been answered 11-4-08)
To: OL Hickory
“Just shoot up here amongst us! Ones of us has gotta get some relief!” - Jerry Clower
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posted on
01/26/2009 8:41:58 AM PST
by
SampleMan
(Community Organizer: What liberals do when they run out of college, before they run out of Marxism.)
To: OL Hickory
I’m guessing the perp’s new nickname is “Shorty” ...
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posted on
01/26/2009 8:42:01 AM PST
by
mgc1122
To: SampleMan
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posted on
01/26/2009 8:42:59 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: OL Hickory
He was trying to RAPE it?? Deserves what he got. Or lost.
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posted on
01/26/2009 8:45:17 AM PST
by
cake_crumb
(Waiting for Dear Leader Obama to drop sea levels and heal Earth.)
To: mgc1122
"Im guessing the perps new nickname is Shorty ..."Post of the day!
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posted on
01/26/2009 8:47:06 AM PST
by
cake_crumb
(Waiting for Dear Leader Obama to drop sea levels and heal Earth.)
To: SampleMan
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posted on
01/26/2009 8:47:46 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
To: Lazamataz
Absolutely true. Just for those of us wondering what a raccoon is doing in Russia, they were introduced to Russia, along with France, Germany and the Netherlands, for use as fur animals. They have, like most introduced critters, become a nuisance.
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posted on
01/26/2009 8:48:05 AM PST
by
seatrout
(I wouldn't know most "American Idol" winners if I tripped over them!)
To: dighton
Sometimes you need to hide in plain sight.
To: OL Hickory
This does not make sense. I went to the article, be there’s not much info. Would he not have to be naked for the racoon to have...um...access? Why would one be naked outdoors during a Russian winter? What an idiot! I suspect he got what he deserved.
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posted on
01/26/2009 8:53:03 AM PST
by
Bigg Red
(Palin in 2012!)
To: All
Just an alternative lifestyle. Nothing to see here.
To: OL Hickory
Recently a friend had a racoon attack his full grown lab. The coon grabbed the Lab by the head and was dragging it into the woods.
My friend grabbed an axe, and he said it took 3 strong blows with the axe to stop the racoon.
Racoons are nothing to mess with, as this mad Russian will tell you.
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posted on
01/26/2009 8:55:44 AM PST
by
brownsfan
(We are sooooo screwed.)
To: OL Hickory
What is it with the Russians and racoons? There's a related story about a man who tried to pet one, and it was rabid.
Racoons are cute, but rabies is endemic in the racoon population. For anybody who doesn't know this, admire them at a distance.
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posted on
01/26/2009 8:55:52 AM PST
by
Savage Beast
(The Left is decadence. Hubris and denial lead to tragedy.)
To: cake_crumb
“He fought the racoon and the racoon won!!” I’m delighted over that.
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