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DUmmie FUnnies 06-09-09 (DUmmie Complains To Macy's Manager About Running Fox News) IMPORTANT!!!
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 9 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/09/2009 6:00:13 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Last week we SAW how the DUmmies were getting all excited about a remote control device that could shut off TV sets that were running Fox News. But what happens when the DUmmie leaves the room? Most likely the TV will revert to Fox News since it is by far the most popular cable news channel out there. Therefore, the DUmmies have to work even harder to keep folks from watching Fox News. One way is what a certain DUmmie did as chronicled in his THREAD, "I just complained to a Macy's manager about having Fox News on their TVs." This censorship matter is of such importance to the DUmmies that it currently sits at the very top of their "Greatest" page. So let us now watch the DUmmies get obsessed that people out there are watching Fox News in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Macy's will probably now get requests to turn the channel BACK to Fox news is in the [brackets]:

I just complained to a Macy's manager about having Fox News on their TVs.

[Congrats! You just earned your DUmmie Webelo badge for censorship.]

I was shopping on Saturday in a San Diego Macy's and noticed that outside the fitting rooms were small TV monitors and a seating area for -- I guess -- bored husbands waiting for their wives to finish shopping. Fox News was on. I changed the channel to a game show. Apparently, it was programmed so those were the only two choices. I went into a different department and there it was again. I changed it again.

[Can't risk the possibility of even one contrary view entering the public domain.]

I didn't bother a saleswoman about it; there were so few on the floor anyway, and they don't have any authority. This morning I called and spoke with a manager who both agreed with me that it was propaganda, and also said she would tell the store manager about my complaint and try to make sure that Fox News was taken off the channel selection.

[Hmmm... Thanx for the info. Now we know that it was the San Diego Macy's and that they have a leftwing manager who has agreed to censor Fox News from their TV sets. How much you want to bet that your dopey post will end up having the OPPOSITE effect that you intended. Any DUFU fans in the San Diego area want to check out the Macy's there and see if they actually acceded to the demand of a crazed censorious DUmmie?]

Every little bit helps, I hope.

[Your little bit by posting your censorious activity in the open will help us to counteract it. Thanx. And now on to the other Fox-obsessed DUmmies...]

You are fantastic for doing that.

[Yes, thanx for posting out in the open so we can check to see if the San Diego Macy's gives in to your censorship attempt.]

his is par for the course most places... Honestly almost any place I go with public tv's tuned to news channels, it's always fox news. Stores, the gym, lunch rooms at business places....

[DANGER! DANGER! Contrary views breaking out all over!]

When I was working at Cymer in San Diego, ...the TV's in the lunch room where always on the Fox News Channel. All the TV's were being fed off of a DirecTV box that was locked in a cabinet, but lucky for me the cabinet had glass doors. So, I purchased a cheap Universal Remote control, and programmed it for the DirecTV box. Everyday my friends and I would sneak the remote into the cafeteria and find a seat relatively in front of the video cabinet, and secretly change the channel to something other then FNC, usually CNN or MSNBC, sometimes ESPN.

[A member of the Thought Police proudly recounts one of his "accomplishments."]

Same at Wells Fargo ~ I'll complain next time

[Better start a list.]

That is how you do it, talk directly to the store manager, good job. I did this at the local Hospital, why they needed Fox news or any TV on in the waiting room was beyond me, and the next time I took the wife it wasn't on Fox news.

[Talk directly to the store manager. Post it in DUmmieland so it will be DUFUed. Then watch as the San Diego Macy's is forced to return to the Fox News channel once again by a public outraged by them agreeing to be censored...if they did.]

I did the same at a BOFA branch. They play CNN now. Gotta make the noise.

[Please post which BOFA branch so we can complain about them giving in to censorship demands.]

Tell them that you don't approve of pornography -- and Faux News IS political pornography. And thanks for taking action. I have in the past complained, and some businesses have changed the station, at least temporarily.

[Temporarily until the loon walked out of the room.]

Now you are talking....It is this kind of vigilance that pays off...If enough of us do it. When I was in the local hospital the same thing happened to me....they now have cnn on all the time which isn't a whole lot better but its a step.

[The Thought Police have their own Vigilance Committees.]

I complained about Fox News being on in our bank branch. Now they're tuned to CNN all day.

[You too have earned your DUmmie Webelo badge for censorship.]

my partner has done similar, at the Honda dealership. I'll encourage him to post about it...

[Be sure to include which Honda dealership branch. Hee! Hee!]

they play that crap at the Macys in the Los Angeles area also and i have seen it at that waiting room area just outside the dressing rooms.

[I'm guessing that a lot of crybabying DUmmies will turn up at the Macy's in L.A. today.]

My Macy's runs FOX outside it's dressing rooms, too. Do all Macy's exclusively show FOX?

[Uh-oh! I'm seeing a nationwide Thought Police assault on Macy's today.]

It will be interesting to see if FOX is still on their TV's when you go back. It is bad business to risk offending customers with propaganda. They should have known better.

[I want the San Diego Macy's to KEEP Fox News on their TV sets just to watch DUmmie heads explode.]

I just got back from a trip in Missouri and a couple different McDonalds had a big flat-screen on the wall with Fox News blaring. Anyone else ever seen it in a McDonalds?

[GASP! A couple of Mickey D's in Missouri slipped through the DUmmie Thought Police net!]

Good for you! There is enough viewers tuning in without the help of retailers. We do not need to have anymore people corrupted, influenced or brainwashed.

[Note to DUFU fans: DUmmie heads are SURE to explode if the San Diego Macy's continues to run Fox News. Will they fight this censorship attempt? It will be interesting to find out. Here is a LIST of the four San Diego Macy's along with their phone numbers]


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This might be the most IMPORTANT DUFU edition ever posted. Check out the list above of the four Macy's in San Diego and call them to find out if they fell prey to DUmmie censorship demands and shut off Fox News which they were playing before. If they don't give in to the censorship demands it is sure to make DUmmie heads explode. Also DUmmie heads are sure to explode when they find out that it was the DUmmie FUnnies that foiled their censorship attempt.

I could be wrong but I have a feeling this censorship attempt on Macy's by the DUmmies will end up in the news. Hee! Hee!

1 posted on 06/09/2009 6:00:13 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 06/09/2009 6:01:25 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (E.J. Dionne: "Make the World Safe for Tax Increases")
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To: PJ-Comix

3!


3 posted on 06/09/2009 6:03:39 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
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To: PJ-Comix

Those idiots would love it in North Korea!


4 posted on 06/09/2009 6:03:40 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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To: PJ-Comix

DUmmies in action!!

Last Action DUmmie?

DUmmie like you mean it.

Target is the next target of the wrath of the DUmmies!


5 posted on 06/09/2009 6:04:15 AM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <----go there now,----> tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

glad these idiots have their priorities in order


6 posted on 06/09/2009 6:04:49 AM PDT by squidward
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Bttt


7 posted on 06/09/2009 6:05:22 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: PJ-Comix

time to fight fire with fire.
if i see CNN on any tv i will complain to the manager. FU, DU


8 posted on 06/09/2009 6:07:20 AM PDT by TV Dinners (Hope is not a Strategy)
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To: PJ-Comix
Every time we eat at the Pappas Burger I insist at least one of the TV is turned to Fox.
9 posted on 06/09/2009 6:07:51 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix

Top Business 10


10 posted on 06/09/2009 6:08:23 AM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: TV Dinners

I’ve been to hotels in the past that don’t have fox on their cable selection.

I now ask, when I call for rate info, whether or not they have fox available for viewing..if they say no, I thank them for their time and call someone else..


11 posted on 06/09/2009 6:09:36 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (I'm a Patriot Guard Rider..www.patriotguard.org for info..)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
Don't call those San Diego Macy's until after 2 PM if you live on the East Coast. They open at 10 AM PDT..

Remember if that Macy's doesn't give in to that DUmmie censorship demands, DUmmie heads will EXPLODE...especially since the DUFUs will be the instrument of their defeat. Oh, and I have a feeling this incident will end up on the news. Hee! Hee!

12 posted on 06/09/2009 6:13:41 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (E.J. Dionne: "Make the World Safe for Tax Increases")
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To: PJ-Comix
It is bad business to risk offending customers with propaganda. They should have known better.

It's not propaganda unless the news service is acting as a tool of those currently in power.

Based on the actual definition of propaganda, every network except Fox is engaging in propaganda.

13 posted on 06/09/2009 6:15:19 AM PDT by Constitutionalist Conservative (Two blogs for the price of none!)
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To: TV Dinners
time to fight fire with fire.

Right. Businesses react to the squeakiest wheel. Of course, if the squeaking gets to shrill (i.e. if libs and conservatives turn businesses into battlegrounds over the choice of news channels), they may end up dispensing with the TVs altogether. Or, they might just switch to the least offensive channel they can think of (basketweaving, anyone?).

14 posted on 06/09/2009 6:23:32 AM PDT by Constitutionalist Conservative (Two blogs for the price of none!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Late.....but present.


15 posted on 06/09/2009 6:24:24 AM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I want to see Totus's birth certificate...or at least date of manufacture.)
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I'm not agreeing with the Moonbats - BUT - as far as I'm concerned Macy's can kiss my a$$ and go out of business tomorrow.

Reason:

What they did and their attitude in doing it when they bought out Marshall Field's in the Chicago Metro Area. And especially to the Field's flagship store on State Street (that Great Street) in the Chicago Loop. Macy's management acted like the Soviets in the take over of the Baltic States (Lithuania, Latvia & Estonia) and didn't give a 'carp' what lifetime (generational actually) Field's shoppers had to say.

The result was a loss of tens of thousands of loyal Marshall Field's customers.

So Macy's can go to hades. They can run gay porn movies on their in-store TV's for all I care. Annnnnd they can take their 'Red Star' commie logo and stick it where the sun don't shine.
16 posted on 06/09/2009 6:26:36 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
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I just complained to a Macy's manager about having Fox News on their TVs.

[Congrats! You just earned your DUmmie Webelo badge for censorship.]

Well DUmmie, I complain when businesses have any of the SRM on their sets and they change to FOX News. I guess we're even now. I hate most cable news like the Communist News Network, PMSNBC, CBS, etc.


. . . . Everyday my friends and I would sneak the remote into the cafeteria and find a seat relatively in front of the video cabinet, and secretly change the channel to something other then FNC, usually CNN or MSNBC, sometimes ESPN.

[A member of the Thought Police proudly recounts one of his "accomplishments."]

Pulling some juvenile stunts like that may get you a little satisfaction for a while, but listening to the propoganda on CNN and the like on all day will drive you nuts - well, being a DUmmie, you are already nuts.


Tell them that you don't approve of pornography -- and Faux News IS political pornography. And thanks for taking action. I have in the past complained, and some businesses have changed the station, at least temporarily.

The worst porn is on CNN, PMSNBC, etc. Of course, that is kind of like feeding hogs. If you eat slop every day, you tend to start loving it more every day.


I complained about Fox News being on in our bank branch. Now they're tuned to CNN all day.

Now they're tuned to CNN all day so everyone eats slop all day.


It will be interesting to see if FOX is still on their TV's when you go back. It is bad business to risk offending customers with propaganda. They should have known better.

[I want the San Diego Macy's to KEEP Fox News on their TV sets just to watch DUmmie heads explode.]

I'd bet that FOX News has the tendency to INCREASE business, since DUmmies are always broke or on welfare.

17 posted on 06/09/2009 6:30:07 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO has #1 spot in his sights.)
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It is this kind of vigilance that pays off...If enough of us do it.

DUAC! DUAC!

DU your View Vigilance!

18 posted on 06/09/2009 6:30:57 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The DUmmies are Fairly Unbalanced.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Any DUFU fans in the San Diego area want to check out the Macy's there and see if they actually acceded to the demand of a crazed censorious DUmmie?]

I'm on it, chief! LOL

I shall go to every Macy's in the greater San Diego area and request that FNC is on all t.v.'s. This is a daunting task, I know, but someone has to do it and since I'm there shopping anyway..... :^)

DH and I ask Dr. offices and anywhere else that has a tv to put it ON FNC! Poor DUmmie heads exploding again!

19 posted on 06/09/2009 6:31:50 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (I like Sarah Palin because all the WRONG people I despise hate her.- Dennis Miller)
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Now if only they could figure out how to point a remote at the satellites and change all channels at once.


20 posted on 06/09/2009 6:32:06 AM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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