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DUmmie FUnnies 09-09-09 (Obama Speech: DUmmies Slam Grandstanding Pitt)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 9, 2009 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/09/2009 8:23:20 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Note to William Rivers Pitt. You're political poison to the Democrats. Get used to it. Your Fitzmas Hail Mary pass stating that Karl Rove had been indicted on May 12, 2006 has rendered you permanently toxic to that party. Even a NUtcase like Van Jones got hired while you still languish in trust fund kid obscurity. So the little grandstand stunt you pulled tonight sucking up to Obama minutes after his speech even earned you the disgust of your fellow DUmmies. Nice try, Will, but your suckup THREAD, "He parked it" accomplished you nothing but the mockery of many other DUmmies. So let us now watch Pied Piper Pitt try to break out of his isolated hell in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, fully prepared to crash a certain wedding next month, is in the [barackets]:

He parked it.

[Pitt barfed it.]

My apologies to The Permanently Annoyed And Angry here on DU.

[Stated the Perpetrator of the Fitzmas Fraud in an attempt to attain moral superiority.]

The President explained this situation as it stands.

[By his lukewarm support of the sacred Public Option?]

Love the man or hate him, but if the matter isn't clear after tonight, i.e if you ***still*** don't get it, well...either you're being stupid on purpose, which is bad enough, ot you're just dumb by accident, which is a goddam shame...

[DUmb enough to swallow the Fitzmas Fraud served up by one Jason Leopold and then be DUmb enough to swallow his laughable 24 business hours excuse like a wide-eyed sucker?]

...either way, I don't care.

[You're losing your touch. It should be "I. don't. care."]

The President spoke tonight, and he parked it.

[Yeah, he parked Public Option in the DUmpster.]

Period.

End of file.

See you tomorrow.

[Slurp. Burp. ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... And now to the DUmmies who no longer genuflect in the presence of the Magic Man...]

Sounded Good. But in substance, he abandoned the cause, again

[Public Option---Under the bus!]

Please explain how. I'll wait.

[Stated Pitt while nursing a beer.]

Bully for you, Will. If anyone disagrees with your take on the situation, they're either stupid or just dumb. Nice. If you don't care, why bother saying it? Just needed to share your ego with us this evening?

[Sharing his ego is the same as grandstanding.]

Is it so important to you that a thread I started get this kind of treatment? If so, what does that say about you? I think it says you need a hobby. Just sayin'.

[Pitt's hobby is collecting bottles and watching Democrat political history pass him by.]

Gee, you attack people and then cry foul when they respond. I'd say you need a hobby but it seems condescension is hobby enough for you.

[Pitt really can't descend much more in his condescension. Fitzmas pretty much caused that condition.]

Where did I attack? Please explain.

[Inquired the Pittster.]

Umm...did you read your own OP?

[Riposted the DUmmie.]

I did. Did you? pzzzzzzzzzzzzcheeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Fool.

[Pitt proving adept at earning enemies and alienating friends.]

Gee more condescending attacks from you. Are you drunk again?

[You need to ask?]

Sock puppet

[Um, I would brink up the topic of Sockpuppets Pitt. It brings back so many painful and embarrassing memories.]

Sorry no. I've been around here for years. I've just seen your condescending crap (or drunken rants) several times

[Drunken rants are what makes Pitt so much FUn to read!]

I guess all the change we were promised was only to feed the meter. He's going to run up quite a tab over the next three years.

[Put this DUmmie in the "Didn't Park it" camp.]

We will have the public option by May 12.

[LOL! And I'm glad I caught it before Skinner had a chance to delete that FUnnie observation.]

Oh wow, I am so intimidated. You are the smartest man in the room.

[How can you be sarcastic towards the man "where celebrity goes to die?"]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; obamacare; willpitt
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To: PJ-Comix

More DU hate for the Pittster

Raster (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-10-09 08:23 AM
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122. Did he park that in 24 business hours, Will, or just regular hours?

Kewpie doll?


51 posted on 09/10/2009 6:55:46 AM PDT by GQuagmire
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To: PJ-Comix

I don’t know what surprises me more; that Pitt was able to keep it under a hundred words (he must have been sober or something), or the number of DUmmies who have been emboldened to call him out. The poor guy had to resort to posting cutesy pictures of his cat to try to garnish sympathetic responses. Oh, how the once mighty (in his own mind) have fallen...


52 posted on 09/10/2009 7:06:48 AM PDT by Welsh Rabbit
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"We will have the public option by May 12. "

Just 24 business weeks away!

53 posted on 09/10/2009 9:03:25 AM PDT by Notary Sojac (If we can't get good government, then I want as little government as possible.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
LOL! Look at this comment #3 on the DUFU blog:

What an embarrassment! I should have cut off his father's penis on our wedding night, but I couldn't find it.

Raven

54 posted on 09/10/2009 3:14:07 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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To: mikrofon; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns
He parked it.

He Marxed it.


55 posted on 09/10/2009 4:24:40 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (BO to KM: "You lie . . . but I'll get you up!")
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To: PJ-Comix

OMG — now Pitt does Drunk Tweeting? And he really thinks people care what he’s chugging at Bukowski’s?

Too funny!


56 posted on 09/10/2009 4:48:08 PM PDT by Purrcival (Proud to share my birthday with President Reagan)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix; mikrofon

57 posted on 09/10/2009 5:15:57 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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I reall hope Mr. Pitt doesn't turn into a rabid dog. . . .

He's a regular Pitt bull (with the emphasis on bull).

58 posted on 09/10/2009 6:36:42 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (William Rover Pittbull.)
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I reall hope Mr. Pitt doesn't turn into a rabid dog. . . .

Wee Willie is more like an obedient little lap dog, his master being the Democrat Party.

59 posted on 09/10/2009 6:38:15 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (William Rover Pittbull.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'll wait till he sleeps on it.

Will Pitt hasn't slept since April 2005.

60 posted on 09/10/2009 6:40:47 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Since the Andy Stephenson Situation.)
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I reall hope Mr. Pitt doesn't turn into a rabid dog. . . .

He barked it.

61 posted on 09/10/2009 6:41:50 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (William Rover Pittbull.)
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich
Lagunitas Lucky 13 Red Ale on tap at Bukowski Tavern.

"Good for what ales ya!" the Democrat Dipsomaniac always sez.

Thirteen hops in the Lucky 13.

Pitt's version of MYHOPS.

62 posted on 09/10/2009 6:48:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Bottomless Pitt.)
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To: PJ-Comix
What an embarrassment! I should have cut off his father's penis on our wedding night, but I couldn't find it.

Raven

That's So Raven!

63 posted on 09/10/2009 8:21:44 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Mother Pitt checks in.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
That's So Raven!

If I was on that jury, knowing what the act would have prevented, I would have voted for acquittal.

64 posted on 09/11/2009 4:15:44 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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To: PJ-Comix
"What an embarrassment! I should have cut off his father's penis on our wedding night, but I couldn't find it. Raven "

Lordy, that's right up there with Jimah Carter's mother saying to herself "Lilian, you should have remained a virgin".

This moonbat managed to work an insult onto the pittsters father, are they divorced?

65 posted on 09/11/2009 4:28:17 PM PDT by investigateworld (Abortion stops a beating heart)
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To: PJ-Comix

ROTFLMBO :-)))


66 posted on 09/12/2009 3:52:13 PM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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