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US State Department on a Roll
Semi-News/Semi-Satire | 17 Oct 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/17/2009 11:32:57 PM PDT by John Semmens

A week of hard negotiations between the United States and Russia netted what Secretary of State Hillary Clinton classified as “significant breakthroughs in our two countries’ relationship.”

Among the breakthroughs cited by Secretary Clinton—Russia will be allowed to inspect US nuclear weapons sites, Russia retains the right to preemptive, first-strike use of nuclear weapons, and Russia will not assist the United States in seeking sanctions against Iran’s acquisition of nuclear warheads.

“By acceding to their demands we are showing them that we do not pose a threat to their interests,” Clinton explained. “A gesture of submission on our part eases tension in Moscow and brings our two nations closer.” “Should there be a preemptive strike, of course, we may have to renegotiate some of the terms,” she admitted.

“Let me point out that we have reached more agreements in the past week than any previous Administration ever has,” Clinton boasted. “Our two countries are on the best terms since the Yalta Conference of 1945.”


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bhostatedept; clinton; iran; russia; satire; soshillary

1 posted on 10/17/2009 11:32:57 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

A lot of people won’t like it but we have to get along with Russia. They’re people just like us.


2 posted on 10/18/2009 12:00:43 AM PDT by TigersEye (Imagine the uproar when people imagine what Rush says?)
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To: John Semmens

Ignorance is weakness, and this administration is wallowing in both.


3 posted on 10/18/2009 12:09:24 AM PDT by pallis
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To: pallis

Ignorance is weakness, and this administration is wallowing in both.

That is the nicest thing you could say about those treasonist b#$%^&@#.


4 posted on 10/18/2009 12:13:14 AM PDT by genghis
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To: John Semmens

Perhaps the State Department will call India and find out why they are detaining an airplane carrying 205 U.S. Marines.

While they’re at it, maybe they’ll explain why Obama is selling Harpoon missiles to China - assuming someone eventually asks about that.


5 posted on 10/18/2009 12:14:13 AM PDT by HAL9000 ("No one made you run for president, girl."- Bill Clinton)
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To: HAL9000

It is time for our military leaders to openly challenge the president!

Go Time!


6 posted on 10/18/2009 12:27:45 AM PDT by Soul Citizen
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To: TigersEye

Huh?


7 posted on 10/18/2009 12:37:15 AM PDT by tallyhoe
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To: John Semmens

Basically it says we are willing to bend over and take it up the ass and then say Thank your sir can i have another.


8 posted on 10/18/2009 12:47:40 AM PDT by guitarplayer1953 (Romak 7.62X54MM, AK47 7.62X39MM, LARGO 9X23MM, HAPINESS IS A WARM GUN BANG BANG YEA YEA)
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To: tallyhoe

You don’t have a problem with these new policies do you? I am sure Hillary got something good in exchange.


9 posted on 10/18/2009 12:48:18 AM PDT by TigersEye (Imagine the uproar when people imagine what Rush says?)
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To: John Semmens

10 posted on 10/18/2009 12:51:58 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: John Semmens

this is one of your best posts, I almost pinged to someone whatever happen to “carry a big stick”

You are getting very good with this form of satire(?)

Thank you


11 posted on 10/18/2009 1:03:35 AM PDT by Nailbiter
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To: TigersEye

Did you read the full article? The only one hosed was us!!!!


12 posted on 10/18/2009 11:52:00 AM PDT by tallyhoe
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To: tallyhoe

You didn’t think I really supported giving Russia prima nucta rights over the U.S. did you?


13 posted on 10/18/2009 2:07:21 PM PDT by TigersEye (Imagine the uproar when people imagine what Rush says?)
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To: TigersEye

I was not sure! You need to tell us when your jesting!


14 posted on 10/19/2009 1:28:25 AM PDT by tallyhoe
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To: tallyhoe

On a satire thread?


15 posted on 10/19/2009 11:36:52 AM PDT by TigersEye (Imagine the uproar when people imagine what Rush says?)
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To: TigersEye

Right On!!!!


16 posted on 10/20/2009 12:07:37 AM PDT by tallyhoe
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To: TigersEye

Right On!!!!


17 posted on 10/20/2009 12:19:54 AM PDT by tallyhoe
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To: John Semmens
the breakthroughs cited by Secretary Clinton—Russia will be allowed to inspect US nuclear weapons sites, Russia retains the right to preemptive, first-strike use of nuclear weapons, and Russia will not assist the United States in seeking sanctions against Iran’s acquisition of nuclear warheads.

Wow! What a DEAL!

18 posted on 10/20/2009 12:23:15 AM PDT by uncitizen (I'm mad as hell and i'm not gonna take it anymore!!)
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