Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

DUmmie FUnnies 12-27-09 ("I cannot stay in my seat the final hour before a flight lands!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 27, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 12/27/2009 7:18:56 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-5051-97 next last
The latest from Democratic Underwear.
1 posted on 12/27/2009 7:18:58 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

In before the ping.


2 posted on 12/27/2009 7:19:35 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

Depends.


3 posted on 12/27/2009 7:19:39 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


4 posted on 12/27/2009 7:21:39 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The system worked.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Army Air Corps

In before the peeing.


5 posted on 12/27/2009 7:22:35 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The system worked.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

6 posted on 12/27/2009 7:23:08 PM PST by maggief
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10?


7 posted on 12/27/2009 7:23:59 PM PST by Ballygrl
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson
We really need to be concerned about the radical Lutherans and their exploding lutefisk.

Yep. Them dern Lutherans and their exploding fish belts. The nice thing is that there is a hotdish after the attack.
8 posted on 12/27/2009 7:25:29 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

We conservatives will never bow down to the government attempts to control us by making us fearful. We will never side with attempts to micromanage our every move, or submit to decreased liberty for the sake of more security.

Unless we get to mock Democrats, in which case, we’re right behind it.

The system DID work - the passengers kicked that guy’s ass. What’s the problem?


9 posted on 12/27/2009 7:27:33 PM PST by IntolerantOfTreason (The AMERICAN President should be an AMERICAN, NOT an AFRICAN-American)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson
I'll bet it enough people really did pee in their pants this rule would end damn quick. Perhaps an organized "Pee In" is in order here.

What a whiz!
10 posted on 12/27/2009 7:27:33 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

Flying sucks, and has since about 1995. It used to be fun, there used to be lots of seats unoccupied, people used to dress well on an airplanes, and the food was sometimes even good. You could also change your ticket around at will without paying exhorbitant prices. The stewardesses were hot and fun to flirt with, and there were no ugly stewards. WTF happened?


11 posted on 12/27/2009 7:30:13 PM PST by HerrBlucher (Jail Al Gore and the Climate Frauds!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

You know you’re freaking stupid when you’re a leftist a-hole and all the other leftists are laughing at you.


12 posted on 12/27/2009 7:31:12 PM PST by samtheman
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: samtheman

A Dem told my friend at a party last night, he voted for hope and change and now he hates the b*stard.


13 posted on 12/27/2009 7:34:25 PM PST by omega4179 (Marco2010)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson
Sometimes I have to go every 15 minutes.

If they would stop spanking the monkey so much.....

14 posted on 12/27/2009 7:34:48 PM PST by MindBender26 (Obama is what you get when you let the O.J. jury selects a president !)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: IntolerantOfTreason
We will never side with attempts to micromanage our every move, or submit to decreased liberty for the sake of more security. Unless we get to mock Democrats, in which case, we’re right behind it.

Where'd you get the idea I'm behind it??

15 posted on 12/27/2009 7:35:33 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The system worked.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

Hilarious.


16 posted on 12/27/2009 7:36:14 PM PST by Bahbah (Only dead fish go with the flow)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Army Air Corps; Charles Henrickson
Click here.

Short -- 15 sec -- and to the point.

Cheers!

17 posted on 12/27/2009 7:36:53 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

LOL! It must really be causing the DUmmies cognitive dissonance to be unable to blame Bush for forcing them to sit down and shut up.


18 posted on 12/27/2009 7:37:18 PM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

>>[With wands like these, who needs enemas?] <<

Epic WIN!


19 posted on 12/27/2009 7:37:22 PM PST by netmilsmom (I am Ilk)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: grey_whiskers

Classic film. ;-)


20 posted on 12/27/2009 7:37:57 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 17 | View Replies]

To: grey_whiskers

Classic film. ;-)


21 posted on 12/27/2009 7:38:04 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 17 | View Replies]

To: MindBender26
If they would stop spanking the monkey so much.....

You know. I didn't need that image in my head. Thanks! :-(

.

22 posted on 12/27/2009 7:39:49 PM PST by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson
I too suffer from IBS and always have some of this on hand whenever I fly. It works for me.
23 posted on 12/27/2009 7:41:29 PM PST by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013 The end of an error.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

Because (despite the DUmmies puerile take on it), you seem unable to concede that maybe they have a good point in slamming the new measures.

When mandatory cavity searches on all non-private transport becomes law, I expect the GOP and Dhimmis will be competing to see who can express their gratitude and relief the loudest.


24 posted on 12/27/2009 7:41:37 PM PST by IntolerantOfTreason (The AMERICAN President should be an AMERICAN, NOT an AFRICAN-American)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 15 | View Replies]

To: omega4179

I work at a company in NYC where most of the people are libtards or leftists. There is one other conservative. For years we’ve kept our mouths shut. Now we are openly laughing at the health monstrosity and crap-n-tax... and some of the libtards (not the full leftists) join in and laugh with us.

It’s truly amazing. I never thought I’d see the day.


25 posted on 12/27/2009 7:41:50 PM PST by samtheman
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 13 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

If I had an airline ticket to fly this holiday season, I would be tempted to cancel it and take the bus back home. Then send a letter to the airline telling them I no longer have any confidence in the people running Homeland Security.


26 posted on 12/27/2009 7:42:08 PM PST by smokingfrog (Don't mess with the mocking bird! - http://tiny.cc/freepthis)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

I want to know their reaction to their Dear Leader being to busy playing to deal with this news.


27 posted on 12/27/2009 7:46:16 PM PST by HungarianGypsy
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson
If enough people leave behind a "puddle", the policy will change back very quickly

Lends a whole new meaning to "flying puddle jumpers"...

28 posted on 12/27/2009 7:50:02 PM PST by mikrofon (We've Left Open Our Fly, And It Shows.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

BTTT


29 posted on 12/27/2009 7:50:13 PM PST by hattend (Once we had Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Obama, no Cash and no Hope)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: IntolerantOfTreason
The system DID work - the passengers kicked that guy’s ass. What’s the problem?

Well, only because the explosive device didn't go off immediately.

30 posted on 12/27/2009 7:50:47 PM PST by gitmo (FR vs DU: n4mage vs DUmage)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

Thought I would see a song parody tacked on the end: “Peeing on a Jet Plane”.


31 posted on 12/27/2009 7:52:59 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson
ever hear of depends undergarments...?

* Recommended by ex-NASA Astronuts

32 posted on 12/27/2009 7:54:26 PM PST by mikrofon (Going My Way)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: IntolerantOfTreason
you seem unable to concede that maybe they have a good point in slamming the new measures.

Not so. Maybe you missed it or maybe you're not familiar with how the DUmmie FUnnies works. We award "Kewpie Dolls" for "brief moments of mental clarity." In this thread I awarded a Kewpie Doll for this comment:

we're dealing with a bureaucracy that thinks it has to do something after every incident, whether what they do makes any sense or not. The reality is that this man should never have been allowed to board a plane bound for the USA. . . . Barn door closing regulations that don't address that are the feeble hand-waving of some Peter Principled bureaucrat who can't think of anything else to do.

33 posted on 12/27/2009 7:55:26 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The system worked.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 24 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson
Whip it out and let it fly in the aisle

Hose and Change

34 posted on 12/27/2009 7:58:13 PM PST by mikrofon (Wee the People)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Roscoe Karns
“Peeing on a Jet Plane”.

"Relieving on a Jet Plane"?

35 posted on 12/27/2009 8:07:22 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The system worked.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 31 | View Replies]

To: maggief

Auhhhhhggggg! My eyes!!!


36 posted on 12/27/2009 8:07:28 PM PST by LUV W (When Obama says (over and over) "let me be clear" you can interpret it as "let me lie to you"!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson
Frankly, President Obama has had a lot on his plate in 2009.

So many golf courses...so little time!

37 posted on 12/27/2009 8:09:22 PM PST by LUV W (When Obama says (over and over) "let me be clear" you can interpret it as "let me lie to you"!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: LUV W

Makes ya wanna vomit, no?


38 posted on 12/27/2009 8:09:49 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 36 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson
Diapers....


39 posted on 12/27/2009 8:12:50 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Army Air Corps

In the aisle!

LOL!

When ya think DUmmies just couldn’t get any DUmber!...their
fearless leader being in the lead!


40 posted on 12/27/2009 8:14:13 PM PST by LUV W (When Obama says (over and over) "let me be clear" you can interpret it as "let me lie to you"!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 38 | View Replies]

To: HerrBlucher
Flying sucks, and has since about 1995. It used to be fun, there used to be lots of seats unoccupied, people used to dress well on an airplanes, and the food was sometimes even good. You could also change your ticket around at will without paying exhorbitant prices. The stewardesses were hot and fun to flirt with, and there were no ugly stewards. WTF happened?

Also the seats are now incredibly uncomfortable. The only reason I can give for the horrible service nowadays is that it is a marketing ploy. The airlines probably think that people will HATE flying coach so much that they will be more willing to fly first class.

41 posted on 12/27/2009 8:14:34 PM PST by PJ-Comix (I love ROCK 'N ROLL! I memorized the all WORDS to "WIPE-OUT'' in 1965!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

lol- yes!


42 posted on 12/27/2009 8:15:51 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

To: HerrBlucher

Police State.


43 posted on 12/27/2009 8:19:52 PM PST by screaminsunshine (!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

Gatorade bottles have a wide neck. Just sayin...


44 posted on 12/27/2009 8:19:54 PM PST by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: IntolerantOfTreason; Charles Henrickson
The system DID work - the passengers kicked that guy’s ass. What’s the problem?

The terrorist son of a whore brought a bomb on board a plane and nearly detonated. Is this YOUR definition of the system working?

The system failed. Fortunately, so did the bomb. Had it detonated as intended, the passengers would not have had the opportunity to kick the guy's ass.

45 posted on 12/27/2009 8:23:11 PM PST by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: Roscoe Karns
LOL !!!

You always get a laugh outta me.

46 posted on 12/27/2009 8:27:18 PM PST by investigateworld (Abortion stops a beating heart)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 39 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

You go ahead and all crap your pants for the last hour of the flight. You can live with the smell for that hour and the hour you wait on the tarmac waiting for a gate plus the hout of TSA searching the plane.

Have fun.


47 posted on 12/27/2009 8:37:54 PM PST by GeronL (This is a tagline)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

“Whip it out and let it fly in the aisle.”

Cool it, Ben Burch.


48 posted on 12/27/2009 8:38:30 PM PST by Jacob Kell
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: HerrBlucher

You mean 1970?


49 posted on 12/27/2009 8:41:59 PM PST by GeronL (This is a tagline)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: Army Air Corps

I have given this much thought as I am to travel soon. Since I am not allowed to take any liquids on board a flight, I will instead take an empty can to urinate in and drop it off at the security screener when I deplane. This keeps the seats clean for the next passenger, relieves me of any “pressure” that builds up since I am NOT allowed to take care of my business anywhere but in my seat and gives Janet Napolitano a reason to continue her ignorance.


50 posted on 12/27/2009 8:42:32 PM PST by Semperfiwife (I, my children and my grandchildren are NOT Obama's ATM!!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-5051-97 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson