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"Sirius Future ZOT!
Al's Poem Zone | 2009 | Alfred Guajardo

Posted on 02/07/2010 4:27:13 PM PST by Tio Al

"A sirius Future" We beg forgiveness for Leaving a war torn world to a new born We have faith you and your team Well leave this world the best we seen We will at least try to get things in order So you can see the borders It's not going to be easy And at times you'll feel Queasy We have tears of joy You will not treat this world a toy And when you pass the torch I know they'll ace the test Just let them know We did ouir best


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1 posted on 02/07/2010 4:27:14 PM PST by Tio Al
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To: Tio Al

IB4TZ?


2 posted on 02/07/2010 4:28:34 PM PST by Redcitizen (Zot-choo!!)
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To: Tio Al

IB4TZ!


3 posted on 02/07/2010 4:29:10 PM PST by Omedalus
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To: Omedalus

Yes we both made it IB4TZ!


4 posted on 02/07/2010 4:30:11 PM PST by Redcitizen (Zot-choo!!)
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To: Tio Al

Is that you Howard Stern???


5 posted on 02/07/2010 4:31:23 PM PST by SpeakLittle_ThinkMuch (A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.)
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To: Tio Al

ZOT PLEASE !


6 posted on 02/07/2010 4:31:33 PM PST by TheConservativeParty ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Tio Al
Tio Al Since Feb 7, 2010

Goodbye

7 posted on 02/07/2010 4:31:44 PM PST by bmwcyle (Free the Navy Seals)
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To: Tio Al; Admin Moderator

This is just plain stupid.

Put it out of its misery.

Quick.


8 posted on 02/07/2010 4:33:24 PM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality.)
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To: Tio Al
I love trees

we speak to each other as

the tree blows in the warm wind.

I love trees

then I look as my dog hikes his leg and pees on the tree and I.

I feel part of nature,

one with the oak and the dog piss.

.....Dainbramage Superbowl Sunday 2010.

9 posted on 02/07/2010 4:33:42 PM PST by DainBramage
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To: DainBramage

Yours, I like.

The other: Spike.


10 posted on 02/07/2010 4:34:55 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Tio Al

Yeah, I remember my first beer......


11 posted on 02/07/2010 4:35:18 PM PST by Nik Naym (Hey Sarah, I luv ya, but stumping for McCain??? You just let me down.)
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To: Tio Al

I’m sure this is hugh and series. Or sirius. Oh, the huge manatee!


12 posted on 02/07/2010 4:35:20 PM PST by Little Ray (Madame President sounds really good to me...)
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To: paulycy

I thought it said “Sirius Failure”.


13 posted on 02/07/2010 4:35:27 PM PST by AceMineral (Manos? Hands of Fate.)
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To: AceMineral
“Sirius Failure”.

It should. It's not even worth mocking.

14 posted on 02/07/2010 4:36:45 PM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality.)
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To: al baby

You know this guy?


15 posted on 02/07/2010 4:40:46 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Tio Al; Admin Moderator

Set Beebers on Stune and Fire Away!
Watch out for the Moose That Bit My Sister!


16 posted on 02/07/2010 4:43:51 PM PST by TheConservativeParty ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Tio Al

Zotted in his own endzone! Two points for the moderators.


17 posted on 02/07/2010 4:45:54 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: Tio Al

this makes as much sense as anyone in the cabinet


18 posted on 02/07/2010 4:47:00 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Obama: The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers)
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To: Tio Al

I’ll see your awful poem and raise you this one:

A Tragedy by Theophile Marzials

Death!
Plop.
The barges down in the river flop.
Flop, plop,
Above, beneath.
From the slimy branches the grey drips drop...
To the oozy waters, that lounge and flop...
And my head shrieks - “Stop”
And my heart shrieks - “Die.”...
Ugh! yet I knew - I knew
If a woman is false can a friend by true?
It was only a lie from beginning to end—
My Devil - My “friend.”...
So what do I care,
And my head is empty as air -
I can do,
I can dare
(Plop, plop
The barges flop
Drip, drop.)
I can dare, I can dare!
And let myself all run away with my head
And stop.
Drop
Dead.
Plop, flop,
Plop.


19 posted on 02/07/2010 4:48:24 PM PST by 50mm (Die Obamacare Die!!!!)
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To: Tio Al; Admin Moderator; darkwing104; Old Sarge; 50mm
Dear Admin Moderator,

Right at this moment you are the most wonderful and most highly appreciated person in my life. (It might not last long but I thought I'd let you know...)

IATZ


20 posted on 02/07/2010 4:48:33 PM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality.)
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To: Tio Al; darkwing104; 50mm; Old Sarge

“Uncle Al, the kiddie’s pal”

becomes a crispy critter.


21 posted on 02/07/2010 4:50:11 PM PST by dynachrome (Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir!)
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To: Admin Moderator

You don’t even let the kitties play anymore.


22 posted on 02/07/2010 4:51:00 PM PST by WakeUpAndVote (O)
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To: Tio Al
We will at least try to get things in order

(And medicate our mental disorder)

So you can see the borders

(Search Youtube for retard recorders)

It's not going to be easy

(Our production values are cheesy)

And at times you'll feel Queasy

(You live in a place that is sleazy)

We have tears of joy

(We love raw tofu and soy)

You will not treat this world a toy

(Free tickets to Ziegfield and Roy)

And when you pass the torch

(When you pee right off the porch)

I know they'll ace the test

(You're tired, lay down and rest)

Just let them know We did ouir best

(You have failed in your own quest.)

Sit down, junior.

23 posted on 02/07/2010 4:52:32 PM PST by humblegunner
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To: Tio Al
Viking Kitty says.....
24 posted on 02/07/2010 4:52:39 PM PST by WakeUpAndVote (O)
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To: Tio Al


Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!!!
25 posted on 02/07/2010 4:54:10 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Tio Al; darkwing104; Old Sarge; 230FMJ; 50mm; A.Hun; abigailsmybaby; AFPhys; Aircop_2006; ...
Tio "Robert Frost" Al got the ZOT!

Freepmail me to be added or removed from the VK list.

26 posted on 02/07/2010 4:54:29 PM PST by 50mm (Die Obamacare Die!!!!)
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To: Tio Al
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27 posted on 02/07/2010 4:55:35 PM PST by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: Tio Al
Bh Buy...


28 posted on 02/07/2010 4:57:25 PM PST by Thunder90 (Fighting for truth and the American way... http://citizensfortruthandtheamericanway.blogspot.com/)
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To: Tio Al
Tell it to this guy uncle albert.

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29 posted on 02/07/2010 4:58:29 PM PST by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: WakeUpAndVote

IBTL


30 posted on 02/07/2010 4:58:35 PM PST by omega4179 (NOT TRUE.)
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To: Tio Al

Is that you Brett Farve? Hello!!


31 posted on 02/07/2010 4:58:35 PM PST by davetex (Arm up, Ammo up, Practice up, We're on our own.)
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To: Tio Al

32 posted on 02/07/2010 5:00:09 PM PST by Bean Counter (Stout Hearts...)
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To: Tio Al

What say you!


33 posted on 02/07/2010 5:03:02 PM PST by Psycho_Bunny (ALSO SPRACH ZEROTHUSTRA)
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To: Tio Al

34 posted on 02/07/2010 5:03:18 PM PST by UnklGene
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To: Tio Al

Stand still and remove your badge for the corporate anthem.


35 posted on 02/07/2010 5:04:04 PM PST by InvisibleChurch (happily replying to threads without reading the articles since 2002)
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To: Tio Al
Cry havoc and let loose the viking kittens of war.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/therobb7/viking_kitty.jpg
36 posted on 02/07/2010 5:07:22 PM PST by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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To: paulycy

But is it hugh?


37 posted on 02/07/2010 5:07:48 PM PST by Ronin
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To: Tio Al

Congratulations. That at least rated up there among the least comprehensible threads posted.

What a waste of bandwidth.....

IATZ


38 posted on 02/07/2010 5:09:25 PM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Tio Al
Surely you cannot be sirius..
39 posted on 02/07/2010 5:11:31 PM PST by GSP.FAN (These are the times that try men's souls.)
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To: Tio Al

40 posted on 02/07/2010 5:19:29 PM PST by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: Tio Al; 230FMJ; 50mm; A.Hun; abigailsmybaby; AFPhys; Aircop_2006; AliVeritas; Allegra; ...
This could be Hugh!

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.

41 posted on 02/07/2010 5:19:47 PM PST by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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To: 50mm; All
Aw, CRAP! I was just in another thread posting some tech support advice, and I still missed a zotting. I gotta type faster. Or load some voice recognition software. LOL


42 posted on 02/07/2010 5:20:12 PM PST by Viking2002 (Old fishermen never die. They just smell that way.)
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To: Jet Jaguar

Noy hugh....not series.


43 posted on 02/07/2010 5:22:23 PM PST by stephenjohnbanker (Support our troops, and vote out the RINO's!)
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To: Tio Al

Wow wouldn’t it be nice to actually get a troll who could spell?


44 posted on 02/07/2010 5:36:17 PM PST by chris_bdba
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To: Tio Al

Rimbaud for the kitties.


45 posted on 02/07/2010 5:37:43 PM PST by Rocko
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To: Jet Jaguar

No but sounds like a real bone head


46 posted on 02/07/2010 5:41:23 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: Tio Al

IATZ


47 posted on 02/07/2010 5:43:48 PM PST by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: Tio Al

This account has been banned or suspended.
Okay
You Got Banned!
Aww Gee....
Poor Widdle Twoll
Him Got Banned

48 posted on 02/07/2010 5:47:21 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Tio Al

What, nothing about the noble mustagn? I am OUTRAGED!


49 posted on 02/07/2010 5:48:54 PM PST by LongElegantLegs (Raise the fanged and warlike mistress, stern, impassive, weaponed mistress...)
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To: Tio Al

Pointy Birds
A Pointy Pointy
Anoint your head
Anointy Nointy


50 posted on 02/07/2010 6:11:08 PM PST by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others.)
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