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Breaking Down Obama's First Pitch (with Video)
Three Fingers of Politics ^ | April 5, 2010 | Stupac

Posted on 04/05/2010 11:43:30 AM PDT by Superstu321

I thought for sure I’d have a lot to make fun of here. But he actually did a decent job. I mean he got it across the plate, in the air. Sure it wasn’t close to the strike zone but I really don’t know how much better you could ask a guy, who wore mom jeans the last time he did it, to throw it. I give it a 7 out of 10. The release was a little high so it sailed on him but in the long run and with a little coaching he could probably strike out the nationals first three batters, which I guess isn’t saying much…

Here is the best that I’ve seen:

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TOPICS: Government; Society; Sports; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: baseball; obama; pitch
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1 posted on 04/05/2010 11:43:30 AM PDT by Superstu321
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To: Superstu321
Allstar Game.
You don't play baseball but you took good aim.
And now I'm wondering how could this be?
I'm shocked to see Obama in mom jeans.

Mr. President, do you think that your money was well spent?
It looks to me just like you didn't care.
You went to lady's wear and picked up some mom jeans.

Maybe tonight we can go shop 'til we drop at the mall you and I.
We'll go ask the chap at the Gap, "Does my butt look too wide?"

Be a man.
Those mom jeans need some kind of bailout plan.
I watched you wind up and throw out the first pitch.
You looked like a bitch wearing those mom jeans.

Panty waste.
It looks just like your manhood's been misplaced.
And now I'm asking you -- I've got one thing to say -- shop at Targèt.
Get rid of those mom jeans.

2 posted on 04/05/2010 11:45:11 AM PDT by GOP_Lady
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To: GOP_Lady

Bob Dole has a better arm


3 posted on 04/05/2010 11:45:30 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: Puppage

mccain also....


4 posted on 04/05/2010 11:46:07 AM PDT by tatsinfla
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To: Puppage

LOLOL. God Bless Bob Dole! :-)


5 posted on 04/05/2010 11:46:19 AM PDT by GOP_Lady
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To: Superstu321
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6 posted on 04/05/2010 11:47:06 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Superstu321

7 is way too high. He gets a 5 at best.

All he was trying to do was not bounce it. It was awful.


7 posted on 04/05/2010 11:47:17 AM PDT by Retired Greyhound
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To: GOP_Lady

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN2IA4reJLM


8 posted on 04/05/2010 11:48:12 AM PDT by GOP_Lady
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To: Superstu321
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9 posted on 04/05/2010 11:48:44 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Superstu321

LOL, just watched it again. It went out off the screen.

MSNBC “Developing News” LOL


10 posted on 04/05/2010 11:49:32 AM PDT by Retired Greyhound
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To: Puppage
Bob Dole has a better arm...

Snort! Laughs like this are one of the many reasons I love this place.

11 posted on 04/05/2010 11:49:33 AM PDT by fullchroma (Obama: GET OUT OF MY DOCTOR'S OFFICE!)
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To: Superstu321
I mean he got it across the plate, in the air

Surely you don't mean the one at the Nats/Phillies game. He threw it very high and looping, and was nowhere NEAR the plate.

12 posted on 04/05/2010 11:49:47 AM PDT by ScottinVA (RIP to the country I love...)
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To: Superstu321

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
Snort...bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha....
Slurp....gaybwahagaybwahagaybhahagay...
Snark....ahbwaha..girleyman,ahbwaha...girleyman....
Nice limp wrist action there Barry.
John Wayne is turning over in his grave...


13 posted on 04/05/2010 11:50:11 AM PDT by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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To: ETL

14 posted on 04/05/2010 11:50:27 AM PDT by GOP_Lady
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To: Superstu321

He throws like a GIRL !!!


15 posted on 04/05/2010 11:51:00 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: Puppage

LOL out loud!


16 posted on 04/05/2010 11:52:00 AM PDT by Doulos1 (Bitter Clinger Forever)
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To: Superstu321
That was pathetic. I am stunned he would humiliate himself like that.
17 posted on 04/05/2010 11:52:42 AM PDT by Recon Dad ( USMC SSgt Patrick O - 3rd Afghanistan Deployment - Day 167)
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To: Superstu321

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCWz9U0MtoI


18 posted on 04/05/2010 11:53:03 AM PDT by isthisnickcool (NOVEMBER-2-2010!)
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To: oh8eleven

“He throws like a GIRL !!!”

That’s because he used to be one!


19 posted on 04/05/2010 11:54:00 AM PDT by Batman11 (Sarah Palin: "Illegal immigrants are called illegal for a reason!")
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To: Superstu321

Boy, how can these “commentators” speak while having a mouthful of Barry yogurt.

“I mean he got it across the plate”...

Lucking Fiars. This is total Government Media Whore “Barry Lust”.

Idiots.


20 posted on 04/05/2010 11:54:20 AM PDT by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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To: Superstu321
For the last week Obama's been doing an end zone dance after his healthcare Hail Mary touchdown. He must have missed the words of the old coach: "If you get into the end zone, act like you've been there before."

His "first pitch" was a sissy throw...

'nuf said.

21 posted on 04/05/2010 11:54:32 AM PDT by Senator_Blutarski (No good deed goes unpunished...)
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To: Superstu321

He throws like the eunuch that he is.


22 posted on 04/05/2010 11:55:58 AM PDT by Lando Lincoln (Reconciliation will happen in November!)
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To: Retired Greyhound
“All he was trying to do was not bounce it. It was awful.”

At least Barry didn't pass out. I am not embarrassed at all as Zero is not my President.

23 posted on 04/05/2010 11:56:17 AM PDT by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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To: GOP_Lady

Barak: One of those kids called me a Mary.

Elaine: A what?

Barak: I was throwing a baseball and for some reason I went like this. (Barak stretches out his arms in a ballet motion) They called me a Mary.

24 posted on 04/05/2010 11:56:48 AM PDT by earlJam
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To: Superstu321

Isn’t it time for a new prime time show...”Little Barrack”?

never happen.


25 posted on 04/05/2010 11:59:07 AM PDT by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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To: Superstu321
"I thought for sure I’d have a lot to make fun of here. But he actually did a decent job."

What? I wouldn't let this guy stay in the game for me if I was coaching a little league team with eight players. He sucked!!! It looked like an EEPHUS pitch.

Decent job? Is that you, Mr. Gibbs?

26 posted on 04/05/2010 11:59:50 AM PDT by jessduntno ( If someone calls me racist, I reply "you are just saying that because I'm white!")
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To: Larry Lucido; Cagey; MotleyGirl70; Gamecock

Barak: One of those kids called me a Mary.

Elaine: A what?

Barak: I was throwing a baseball and for some reason I went like this. (Barak stretches out his arms in a ballet motion) They called me a Mary.

27 posted on 04/05/2010 12:00:06 PM PDT by earlJam
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To: Superstu321
REAL MAN Image and video hosting by TinyPic FAGGOT Image and video hosting by TinyPic
28 posted on 04/05/2010 12:01:22 PM PDT by MtnMan101 (THE PROBLEM WITH SOCIALISUM IS THAT YOU EVENTUALLY RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY)
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To: Recon Dad

“That was pathetic. I am stunned he would humiliate himself like that.”

Well, to be fair, they don’t play baseball in his country...so he never had a chance to learn...


29 posted on 04/05/2010 12:01:40 PM PDT by jessduntno ( If someone calls me racist, I reply "you are just saying that because I'm white!")
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To: ETL

That’s last year’s pitch in the dirt, right? With the catcher in front of the plate?


30 posted on 04/05/2010 12:01:54 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)
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To: Batman11

Maybe THAT’S why he won’t show his original birth certificate.


31 posted on 04/05/2010 12:03:41 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (VP Biden on Obamacare's passage: "This is a big f-ing deal". grumpygresh: "Repeal the f-ing deal")
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To: Puppage

I’d bet that Sarah Palin could throw a better pitch.


32 posted on 04/05/2010 12:04:39 PM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: Superstu321

Obama, the renowned basketball player, also has a very poor release on his jump shot. Far too much snap and push in his release rather than the primarily, smooth wrist action of the better shooters.

They just had to put him own playing horse with Clark Kellogg during the Final Four games Saturday, and his poor shooting form was apparent to any who’ve played the game at any level.


33 posted on 04/05/2010 12:07:08 PM PDT by Will88
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To: Cyber Liberty
That’s last year’s pitch in the dirt, right? With the catcher in front of the plate

Yes.

34 posted on 04/05/2010 12:07:14 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: isthisnickcool

Girley boy.


35 posted on 04/05/2010 12:07:34 PM PDT by unkus
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To: a fool in paradise

I think you’re definitely on to something!


36 posted on 04/05/2010 12:08:05 PM PDT by Batman11 (Sarah Palin: "Illegal immigrants are called illegal for a reason!")
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To: MtnMan101

Oh yeah. Love that photo....on the left.

Didn’t the p***** on the right practice throwing
in the rose garden or something to that effect
this time?

Both teams will have bad karma with this doofus.


37 posted on 04/05/2010 12:11:00 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (demonicRATS... taxes, pain and slow death. Is this what you want?)
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To: Superstu321

Now I wonder if he really is the father of those two girls.


38 posted on 04/05/2010 12:11:31 PM PDT by fish hawk
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To: Superstu321

High, outside and waaaay to the left.


39 posted on 04/05/2010 12:14:15 PM PDT by wtc911 ("How you gonna get down that hill?")
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To: Superstu321

He throws like a socialist


40 posted on 04/05/2010 12:15:39 PM PDT by woofie
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1) He threw like a girlyman's girlyman.

2) He threw it short even though he admittedly practiced beforehand trying to make sure that wouldn't happen. ...and despite the fact that Pujols set up in front of the plate.

41 posted on 04/05/2010 12:17:00 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: Superstu321
I mean he got it across the plate, in the air.

Since when is the back of the batter's box "across the plate"?

42 posted on 04/05/2010 12:19:44 PM PDT by houeto (Get drinking water from your ditch - http://www.junglebucket.com/Jungle-Bucket-1.htm)
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To: GOP_Lady

We have a ‘post and run’. No responses.


43 posted on 04/05/2010 12:22:01 PM PDT by houeto (Get drinking water from your ditch - http://www.junglebucket.com/Jungle-Bucket-1.htm)
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To: Puppage

Dole has a better arm! LOL!


44 posted on 04/05/2010 12:26:54 PM PDT by FrdmLvr
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45 posted on 04/05/2010 12:29:06 PM PDT by kanawa
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To: Superstu321

Where the ball went doesn’t matter. It was “deemed” a strike.


46 posted on 04/05/2010 12:36:29 PM PDT by AZLiberty (Yes, Mr. Lennon, I do want a revolution.)
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To: kanawa

#26 must not be a part of the White House or the Justice Department.


47 posted on 04/05/2010 12:37:39 PM PDT by bushpilot1
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To: Superstu321

They should give him a Cy Young for the contribution he might make to baseball.


48 posted on 04/05/2010 12:44:04 PM PDT by stop_fascism
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To: Superstu321

What was that? What a lob and not close to the plate. Send Michelle next year, she’s the athlete in the family.

Pray for America


49 posted on 04/05/2010 12:48:50 PM PDT by bray (Throw All the Bums Out, starting with McCain)
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To: oh8eleven

50 posted on 04/05/2010 1:01:39 PM PDT by camerongood210
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