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Men March Pantless in Dallas In Honor Of Topless Women
Elective Decisions ^ | 05/06/10 | Chris Davis

Posted on 04/06/2010 4:44:19 PM PDT by writer33

Dallas—In honoring the topless women of Portland, Maine, 21 men marched pant less in downtown Dallas. The men, fully erect, said they were giving the topless women of Portland a 21-gun salute, and that “they fully support women going topless across America.” Thousands of women...

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chrisdavis; toplesswomen
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1 posted on 04/06/2010 4:44:19 PM PDT by writer33
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To: 50cal Smokepole; Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; ..

Satire ping!


2 posted on 04/06/2010 4:44:32 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: HeadOn; HighlyOpinionated; Hildy; hinckley buzzard; HitmanNY; hosepipe; Humidston; irishtenor; ...

Satire ping!


3 posted on 04/06/2010 4:44:51 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: oldteen; onyx; PennsylvaniaMom; PGalt; potlatch; Quix; Red Badger; right way right; rllngrk33; ...

Satire ping!


4 posted on 04/06/2010 4:45:10 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Clint N. Suhks; darkangel82; halo66; Fudd Fan; SoCalPol; Just Lori; Springman

Satire ping!


5 posted on 04/06/2010 4:46:53 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33
*Salute*!
6 posted on 04/06/2010 4:48:58 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: writer33

LOL. Just the title cracked me up.


7 posted on 04/06/2010 4:49:09 PM PDT by Bahbah (Only dead fish go with the flow)
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To: writer33

Outstanding! Thanks for the heads up.


8 posted on 04/06/2010 4:50:09 PM PDT by davius (You can roll manure in powdered sugar but that don't make it a jelly doughnut.)
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To: writer33
Copycats


9 posted on 04/06/2010 4:51:51 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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To: Liberty Valance

Great picture. Thanks for posting, LV.


10 posted on 04/06/2010 4:53:40 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

11 posted on 04/06/2010 4:54:10 PM PDT by 50cal Smokepole (Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
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To: writer33
The men, fully erect, said they were giving the topless women of Portland a 21-gun salute, and that “they fully support women going topless across America.”

The woman responded by saying "the mens support came up a little short"

12 posted on 04/06/2010 4:54:19 PM PDT by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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To: writer33

13 posted on 04/06/2010 4:56:38 PM PDT by Bratch
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To: Bahbah

Glad you enjoyed it, Bahbah. Thanks for reading.


14 posted on 04/06/2010 4:56:45 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: davius

Good one.


15 posted on 04/06/2010 4:56:59 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: darkwing104

Did I copy something?


16 posted on 04/06/2010 4:57:16 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: 50cal Smokepole

Great picture, 50cal. Thanks for posting it.


17 posted on 04/06/2010 4:57:39 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: mountn man

Good one, mountnman.


18 posted on 04/06/2010 4:58:04 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Bratch

Great picture, Bratch. Thanks for posting it.


19 posted on 04/06/2010 4:58:28 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

ha ha ha ha


20 posted on 04/06/2010 4:58:47 PM PDT by Paved Paradise
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To: writer33
Did I copy something?

Darkwing Duck like all Disney duck are pantless...


21 posted on 04/06/2010 4:59:08 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Lets get dangerous)
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To: Paved Paradise

Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading.


22 posted on 04/06/2010 4:59:57 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: darkwing104

Got it, darkwing.


23 posted on 04/06/2010 5:00:14 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33
DANGLE!

DANGLE WILL ROBINSON!

DANGLE!

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24 posted on 04/06/2010 5:05:15 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: darkwing104

Bare assed fowl.


25 posted on 04/06/2010 5:06:04 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: cripplecreek

Good one, cripplecreek. LOL!


26 posted on 04/06/2010 5:06:20 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: jenk

Satire ping!


27 posted on 04/06/2010 5:08:19 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Better be a warm day, or their demonstration would be, uh, understated.


28 posted on 04/06/2010 5:20:11 PM PDT by lurk
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To: writer33

The title, itself, was wonderful satire. I will plunge in and see where it takes me.


29 posted on 04/06/2010 5:20:57 PM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: writer33

I guess those 21 guns were all named “Long Tom”.


30 posted on 04/06/2010 5:24:01 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: lurk

LOL! Definitely a warm day.


31 posted on 04/06/2010 5:25:44 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Lazamataz
I will plunge in and see where it takes me.

Good one, Laz. Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.

32 posted on 04/06/2010 5:26:31 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Why would anyone go to such lengths to reveal their shortcomings?


33 posted on 04/06/2010 5:27:04 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

“Long Tom”. Good one, MadMax. Or Stanley...like the power drill. LOL!


34 posted on 04/06/2010 5:27:34 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Richard Kimball

LOL! Good one, RK.


35 posted on 04/06/2010 5:27:57 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

lol!!

Pantless was also a funny cartoon character


36 posted on 04/06/2010 5:33:56 PM PDT by GeronL (There is only a "Happily ever after" for you if you're the one writing your own script)
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To: GeronL

Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading, Geron L.


37 posted on 04/06/2010 5:38:12 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Bratch

That thing looks dangerous. A “certain condition” could result in a painful wedgie or a hanging. bwa ha ha ha ha


38 posted on 04/06/2010 5:42:54 PM PDT by fivecatsandadog (You better HOPE you end up with a little CHANGE in your pocket after he's finished.)
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To: writer33
Reminded me of a scene from FMJ: "This is my rifle, this is my gun....


39 posted on 04/06/2010 5:45:01 PM PDT by 50cal Smokepole (Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
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To: Bahbah

Ballsack?


41 posted on 04/06/2010 5:45:20 PM PDT by fivecatsandadog (You better HOPE you end up with a little CHANGE in your pocket after he's finished.)
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To: 50cal Smokepole

Yeah, that was a funny scene in the movie. They used to tell us in basic training to refer to the M-16 rifle as a weapon, and that a gun was what was between your legs. LOL!

Great picture. Thanks for posting it.


42 posted on 04/06/2010 5:48:59 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: TonyRo76

Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading, TonyRo76.


43 posted on 04/06/2010 5:49:23 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: fivecatsandadog

Good catch, fivcatsandadog. LOL!


44 posted on 04/06/2010 5:49:54 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

There is a hilarious short film called “A Heap of Trouble”, which is no longer available online, except with a PayPal donation.

The gist is of a small and peaceful suburban area where children are playing in the street as their parents chit-chat. Suddenly the scene is broken by “Nine naked men just a walking down the street, could cause a heap of trouble to all they meet.”

Everyone runs indoors, but the adult men are strangely affected, wanting to tear off their clothes and join the parade of marching naked men. Unable to resist the siren song.


45 posted on 04/06/2010 5:51:48 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: writer33

Great read, however I would need a blue pill if I was marching.

A guy’s rear end in front of me, doesn’t do anything for me. Great end about the soap!!!


46 posted on 04/06/2010 5:55:05 PM PDT by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123 and Westlander)
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To: gwilhelm56

Forgot to ping you satire ping!


47 posted on 04/06/2010 5:55:35 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

I bet that is hilarious. I never heard of it. Thanks for posting that, brumuy.


48 posted on 04/06/2010 5:56:48 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Springman

Glad you enjoyed it, Springman. Thanks for reading. And, of course, I’m totally shocked to find out that a guy’s butt doesn’t do anything for you. LOL!


49 posted on 04/06/2010 5:58:00 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: smokingfrog

Ping!


50 posted on 04/06/2010 6:17:19 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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