[Gomez]

In any event, the City of Bluff City VA has instructed it's citizens to call Brian McCrary in the event they are about to be robbed, raped or murdered; young Brian will then be able to teach those who are truly victims the finer points of civil libertarianism.

People shouldn't report rapes, robbery, murders, aid calls, etc. via the web. That's what 9-1-1 is for.

[aSeattleConservative]

Again, since young Brian McClary seems to think that police services are a joke, perhaps the people that are in need of them should call him.