Obama's Lie Clock

The Looking Spoon ^ | 8-22-10 | Jared H. McAndersen

[The Looking Spoon]

If you haven't I like getting really good jokes from people, and will share them every chance I get, here's another good one.

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.

Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's President Obama’s clock?' asked the man.

Obama’s clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan.

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[240B]

Stupid and banal

If I were still in second grade I may have chuckled...a little, maybe

[Pinkbell]

I’m familiar with that joke. It’s one I’ve told for years, except with Clinton’s name.

[bigjoesaddle]

Stupid and banal

YOU'RE stupid and banal. BAM!

[240B]

Let’s take it up a notch BAM!

more spice weasel!

[Chong]

BAM!

[Buck-I-Guy]

I liked it.

[muawiyah]

No, no ~ the Hildabeast by herself got their joke upgraded to the can of gas thing!

[CharlesMartelsGhost]

The above joke may have made the rounds awhile back, but it's a great web site. Especially the satirical art. Here is a sample:

[BluH2o]

OK ... I've been around this forum long enough to remember when this was a ‘Slickmeister’ joke. Nothing new here ... just another democ’Rat.

[240B]

While I remain amazed at why FR would continue to host a Lib generated, Lib funded...they think they are laughing at us.

Laugh away.

Karma is not so forgiving.

[Beowulf9]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aul3qJ1HH_4&feature=fvst

[Beowulf9]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwpwx1S_d8o&feature=related

[nomad]

Whats the difference between Simba the Lion (Disney`s, The Lion King) and Obama? Ones an African Lion and the other`s a Lyin African.

[The Looking Spoon]

I KNOW its probably a joke other have already heard...I DID NOT know that it was used on Clinton.

I laughed out loud when I read it because I hadn’t heard it...so I shared it...and when I read another joke I like it will happen again.

Anyone have a problem with that?!?

;-)

[The Looking Spoon]

Thanks for the support :-)

[The Looking Spoon]

What are you talking about?

Are you saying I’m a lib?

[Mountain Mary]

I agree with whoever said that it’s not that funny. I was waiting for a really good punch line.