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DUmmie FUnnies 10-05-10 (DUmmies Already Preparing 'Stolen Election' Excuses)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 5, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/05/2010 1:36:48 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

We are now exactly four weeks away from the historic Nov. 2 election and the DUmmies are already preparing their excuses in advance for losing. And what is their big excuse? We all know the answer. STOLEN ELECTION. Yes, whenever the Democrats do good in elections, it was conducted fairly. However, when the Democrats lose then it is time for the DUmmies to trot out their all time favorite excuse about a STOLEN ELECTION. This time they aren't even waiting for the election to take place as you can see in this THREAD, "Citizens: learn about the pre-election polling scam unfolding now." If their wailing with their favorite excuse has started this early, you just know the post-election DUmmie threads are sure to be a laugh riot. So let us know watch the DUmmies crybaby about the "stolen election" that hasn't even taken place yet in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who has just adjusted the settings on the local Diebold machine, is in the [brackets]:

Citizens: learn about the pre-election polling scam unfolding now

[Then how about NOW standing up and melodramatically revealing your real names like you did when Kerry lost in 2004?]

The foundation is being laid for votecount fraud on election day, to be followed up by Final exit polls that are always "forced" to match the state-reported and House-clerk recorded vote-count on a lying presumption the vote count is correct.

[Naw! It's a lot more FUn to have the exit polls announce a huge Democrat victory like in 2004 and then watching you crybabies when you lose. So much more entertaining.]

In 2008 the consortium of new outlets FOX, AP, CNN et al suppressed the evaluation report of its own contracted exit-pollster that would have revealed -- via 51 unadjusted-state exit polls and three un-forced preliminary-national exit polls -- the truth that Obama won by 13 million more votes than the official recorded 9.5 million margin.

[No. He won by a TRILLION more votes but we only allowed him to win by a normal landslide.]

Obama has warned numerous times that Democracy in America is threatened by the Citizens United Supreme Court decision, by justices nominated by a fraudulent-elected president. That same fraud condoned torture in the name of America, war crimes in an illegal war, and the exposure of an undercover CIA operative. 80,000 New Yorkers signed a petition in 2009 for a ballot initiative to re-investigate 9-11 -- it was stifled by NY right wing trash politics. It's all tied to systemic election fraud, a sure reflection of which is found here for those with eyes to see.

[You really need to include UFOs in your vast conspiracy theory. And now on to your fellow crybaby DUmmies...]

The push is on to steal everything they can steal. Impeach the liars on the SCOTUS!

[Why do you hate Kagan, Sotomayer, Ginsburg, and Breyer?]

The only way it can be countered is if the Democrats ascend on the polls in records numbers like they did with Obama. I think they tried it with Obama but they didn't realize he would get so many votes. They didn't have the totals set up on the machines to overcome his votes. And I also said...I just wonder how big a landslide he would have gotten if he had gotten all the votes that were really cast for him.

[He would have gotten a GAZILLION dead Chicago votes but the EVIL Republicans stole that from him.]

True Vote analysis for Obama: 22 million vote margin (official recorded 9.5m margin is fraudulent)

[True vote margin for Obama: 22 Quadrillion.]

NO! the really really true vote analysis for Obama: 100 million vote margin!!

[And I raise you another 100 BAZILLION!!!]

We won't stand a chance if this isn't fixed.

[We already made a reservation for you at a Walmart Detention Camp.]

Thanks! I'm in Shelby County in Memphis TN - I KNOW we have voter fraud here, and it needs to be exposed. The GOP will do whatever they can to win 2010 and that will include voter fraud. This election should be watched very carefully.

[You may start by watching the lint in your navel very carefully.]

Until investigations and cooperation happen on election fraud AND immediate changes are made regarding the counts, we are doomed except and only if there are such great numbers in favor of the peoples' choice it overcomes their cheating and fraud, like the last 2 times.

[You're DOOMED. So don't even bother to vote on Election Day, November 3.]

I take a picture of every ballot I turn in as a vote. Luckily, Tennessee still has paper ballots where I live. But even if we had digital voting, I would find a way to take a picture of that as well.

[Do you carry those ballot photos around in your wallet or do you frame them for the wall?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: conspiracy; dnctalkingpoints; dummies; election2010; howtostealanelection; zogbyism
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1 posted on 10/05/2010 1:36:51 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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ib4tp


2 posted on 10/05/2010 1:38:15 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (I can see November from my house. Christine turned me into a Newt. I got better. Go Joe DioGuardio)
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IBTP!


3 posted on 10/05/2010 1:38:22 PM PDT by techcor (I hope Obama succeeds... in becoming a one term president.)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


4 posted on 10/05/2010 1:40:02 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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In!


5 posted on 10/05/2010 1:40:56 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.)
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I was afraid the beaver had gotten run over or something...


6 posted on 10/05/2010 1:44:55 PM PDT by wendy1946
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I don’t know what kind of machines these DUmmies use, but our precinct has machines that have a paper record of the vote. You also have to go through about three “ARE YOU SURE?” screens before your vote is finally submitted.

They’re DUmmie proof.


7 posted on 10/05/2010 1:45:44 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.)
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Another Top Ten!


8 posted on 10/05/2010 1:46:13 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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Top 10 from the road!


9 posted on 10/05/2010 1:48:51 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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Top 10???


10 posted on 10/05/2010 1:49:48 PM PDT by NoGrayZone (WYDWTFCTOIDIOHTAFFITRIOF)
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There is a cartoon out there with a donkey watching election night television coverage holding up two shirts. One says “We Win!” and the other says, “They Cheated.” Would love to see it again.


11 posted on 10/05/2010 1:49:48 PM PDT by KingLudd
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I hate the “new” machines we have here in Broward County. After the Democrats crybabied about the 2000 election ballots we switched to hi-tech touch screen voting. I really liked that. However, after Kerry lost and the Democrats screamed about “verifiable paper ballots” we went to a simple ballot where you filled in an oval with a pencil. Low-tech and I hate it.


12 posted on 10/05/2010 1:51:01 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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In Houston they will be filing a civil rights case because their illegal vote registrations and arson of the Harris County ballot boxes still weren’t enough to permit the Rats to steal the election... < /SARC >


13 posted on 10/05/2010 1:52:14 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)
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What market forces drive the certificates to be offered at 80-90% less?

In the “dining out” capital of the heartland (Chicago & suburbs) I just don’t see the restaurants near me taking that kind of “hit”.


14 posted on 10/05/2010 1:54:26 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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Our precinct gives people a choice... paper or machine?

I always choose the machine.


15 posted on 10/05/2010 1:57:47 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.)
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It's a lot more FUn to have the exit polls announce a huge Democrat victory like in 2004 and then watching you crybabies when you lose.


16 posted on 10/05/2010 1:58:14 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUMMIE-VERIFIED PAPER BALLOTS!! DU it for Andy!)
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via 51 unadjusted-state exit polls. . . .

What about the other six states?

17 posted on 10/05/2010 2:00:56 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUMMIE-VERIFIED PAPER BALLOTS!! DU it for Andy!)
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NO! the really really true vote analysis for Obama: 100 million vote margin!!

1 in 3 Americanos voted for Obama even if they were neither citizens or adults or even alive!

18 posted on 10/05/2010 2:01:44 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)
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The GOP will do whatever they can to win 2010 and that will include voter fraud. This election should be watched very carefully.

Why is it then that EVERY DAMN TIME there's a bust for vote fraud shenanigans, it's Democrats that are caught doing it?
EVERY TIME.

I think vote fraud, any vote fraud, should be a serious felony with dire consequences.

Also, inb4 someone posts a Farva picture.

19 posted on 10/05/2010 2:02:31 PM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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NO! the really really true vote analysis for Obama: 100 million vote margin!!

Why, that would be about the same number as turned up at the One Nation rally on Saturday!

20 posted on 10/05/2010 2:04:51 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUMMIE-VERIFIED PAPER BALLOTS!! DU it for Andy!)
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