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DUmmie FUnnies 10-05-10 (DUmmies Already Preparing 'Stolen Election' Excuses)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 5, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/05/2010 1:36:48 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

We are now exactly four weeks away from the historic Nov. 2 election and the DUmmies are already preparing their excuses in advance for losing. And what is their big excuse? We all know the answer. STOLEN ELECTION. Yes, whenever the Democrats do good in elections, it was conducted fairly. However, when the Democrats lose then it is time for the DUmmies to trot out their all time favorite excuse about a STOLEN ELECTION. This time they aren't even waiting for the election to take place as you can see in this THREAD, "Citizens: learn about the pre-election polling scam unfolding now." If their wailing with their favorite excuse has started this early, you just know the post-election DUmmie threads are sure to be a laugh riot. So let us know watch the DUmmies crybaby about the "stolen election" that hasn't even taken place yet in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who has just adjusted the settings on the local Diebold machine, is in the [brackets]:

Citizens: learn about the pre-election polling scam unfolding now

[Then how about NOW standing up and melodramatically revealing your real names like you did when Kerry lost in 2004?]

The foundation is being laid for votecount fraud on election day, to be followed up by Final exit polls that are always "forced" to match the state-reported and House-clerk recorded vote-count on a lying presumption the vote count is correct.

[Naw! It's a lot more FUn to have the exit polls announce a huge Democrat victory like in 2004 and then watching you crybabies when you lose. So much more entertaining.]

In 2008 the consortium of new outlets FOX, AP, CNN et al suppressed the evaluation report of its own contracted exit-pollster that would have revealed -- via 51 unadjusted-state exit polls and three un-forced preliminary-national exit polls -- the truth that Obama won by 13 million more votes than the official recorded 9.5 million margin.

[No. He won by a TRILLION more votes but we only allowed him to win by a normal landslide.]

Obama has warned numerous times that Democracy in America is threatened by the Citizens United Supreme Court decision, by justices nominated by a fraudulent-elected president. That same fraud condoned torture in the name of America, war crimes in an illegal war, and the exposure of an undercover CIA operative. 80,000 New Yorkers signed a petition in 2009 for a ballot initiative to re-investigate 9-11 -- it was stifled by NY right wing trash politics. It's all tied to systemic election fraud, a sure reflection of which is found here for those with eyes to see.

[You really need to include UFOs in your vast conspiracy theory. And now on to your fellow crybaby DUmmies...]

The push is on to steal everything they can steal. Impeach the liars on the SCOTUS!

[Why do you hate Kagan, Sotomayer, Ginsburg, and Breyer?]

The only way it can be countered is if the Democrats ascend on the polls in records numbers like they did with Obama. I think they tried it with Obama but they didn't realize he would get so many votes. They didn't have the totals set up on the machines to overcome his votes. And I also said...I just wonder how big a landslide he would have gotten if he had gotten all the votes that were really cast for him.

[He would have gotten a GAZILLION dead Chicago votes but the EVIL Republicans stole that from him.]

True Vote analysis for Obama: 22 million vote margin (official recorded 9.5m margin is fraudulent)

[True vote margin for Obama: 22 Quadrillion.]

NO! the really really true vote analysis for Obama: 100 million vote margin!!

[And I raise you another 100 BAZILLION!!!]

We won't stand a chance if this isn't fixed.

[We already made a reservation for you at a Walmart Detention Camp.]

Thanks! I'm in Shelby County in Memphis TN - I KNOW we have voter fraud here, and it needs to be exposed. The GOP will do whatever they can to win 2010 and that will include voter fraud. This election should be watched very carefully.

[You may start by watching the lint in your navel very carefully.]

Until investigations and cooperation happen on election fraud AND immediate changes are made regarding the counts, we are doomed except and only if there are such great numbers in favor of the peoples' choice it overcomes their cheating and fraud, like the last 2 times.

[You're DOOMED. So don't even bother to vote on Election Day, November 3.]

I take a picture of every ballot I turn in as a vote. Luckily, Tennessee still has paper ballots where I live. But even if we had digital voting, I would find a way to take a picture of that as well.

[Do you carry those ballot photos around in your wallet or do you frame them for the wall?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: conspiracy; dnctalkingpoints; dummies; election2010; howtostealanelection; zogbyism
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To: PJ-Comix; Cletus.D.Yokel; Charles Henrickson

Well, one of those is the worst of 3 pizza places in town. The other is where my legion post meets (a week from today, again). I’m not impressed with that one as well.

I’d not pay $2 at the pizza place. It might be worth it at the other, but not by much. I’ll stick with my favorite pizza parlor, bar and restaurant. He treats us great and the food’s superb.

Our HS Key Club had their homeless sleepout on Sept. 12th. We took a collection at our Kiwanis breakfast for pizza & soda for the kids and came up with $113. We went to the restaurant, ordered 8 large pizzas & a number of 2 liter sodas. It came to $119 at a discount. When a buddy said we had $113, the owner said “Sold!”. He picked up the tab on our 3 beers as well...

Then, the next day (the day of the sleepout), we discovered the head count was way higher than expected. I went back to the restaurant and ordered 4 more pizzas and additional soda, then had a beer while waiting on the total. It came to $39 and I was asked whether someone would be there to pay on delivery (about 10:30 pm at the high school). I said I was paying for it myself, right then. The $39 was dropped to $25 and my beer was picked up as well.

Oh, did I mention the pizza was great?


41 posted on 10/05/2010 2:52:26 PM PDT by bcsco (Karl Rove, from Magnificent Bastard to Malignant Bastard in one day...)
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To: PJ-Comix
Same in Pasco County.

Mel

42 posted on 10/05/2010 2:53:47 PM PDT by grwcfl537 (No M$ products on this network.)
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To: PJ-Comix
i guess picture ID voter verification is out of the question then...
43 posted on 10/05/2010 2:56:25 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: PJ-Comix
the consortium of new outlets FOX, AP, CNN et al suppressed the evaluation report

AP? CNN?? Suppressing good news about a democrat's polling numbers?

Good God, these moonbats are totally whacked out on drugs............

44 posted on 10/05/2010 3:07:54 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: PJ-Comix
is if the Democrats ascend on the polls

Ah, that is good: they admit they have to ascend from their basements to get to the polling stations. We knew it all along.

45 posted on 10/05/2010 3:10:46 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: PJ-Comix

I’m still thinking “Kindle” is the way to go PJ


46 posted on 10/05/2010 4:00:16 PM PDT by investigateworld (Torah is written in and on the hearts of all men ..........(Now at 1776x2,com))
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To: PJ-Comix

So....have the DUmmies adopted the Boy Scout Motto for
this election....”BE PREPARED”...?

They will make SURE that all the dead shall rise and go into
the polling places to help their guys, I’m guessing!


47 posted on 10/05/2010 5:53:54 PM PDT by LUV W (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!....I can see November from my house!)
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To: PJ-Comix
This election should be watched very carefully.


48 posted on 10/05/2010 6:05:33 PM PDT by LUV W (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!....I can see November from my house!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

That is one of my all time favorite FR photos. This thread shows the true depths of their DUmmy delusions.


49 posted on 10/05/2010 6:07:23 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Just wait for those $25 certificates to sell at 90% or 80% off. A $39 dinner last night only cost me 14 bucks plus tip. And my tip to you is to check out Restaurant.Com.

A word of caution for you, the only time I bought R.com certificates the restaurant refused to take them. Call them to confirm they accept them before you buy.

50 posted on 10/05/2010 6:20:50 PM PDT by mykdsmom
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To: Charles Henrickson

Yes! That’s the photo that I thought of as soon as I read the thread title!


51 posted on 10/05/2010 6:56:32 PM PDT by NYpeanut (I can't look away)
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To: PJ-Comix
What if a restaurant is yuckie, do you eat there anyway because it is cheap?
52 posted on 10/05/2010 6:57:34 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Ditter
What if a restaurant is yuckie, do you eat there anyway because it is cheap?

No. Just check out the menus and pick the restaurant you want. Maybe will try seafood restaurant next.

53 posted on 10/05/2010 7:12:29 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix

What’s encouraging is the election loss they are anticipating.

For all the weighted polls, they know the tide has turned.


54 posted on 10/05/2010 9:34:41 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: PJ-Comix
NO! the really really true vote analysis for Obama: 100 million vote margin!!
*** [And I raise you another 100 BAZILLION!!!]***

Sorry P-J.
Us evil 'rethugs' can still steal 100 BAZILLION votes and make the commieRATS loose.

We need to steal 10100votes to keeps those poor america loving progressives down ;-)Googolplex', the largest number that exists.']

Interesting party chat: The ijit libs who started 'Google' wanted to name it 'Googol' but misspelled it. (who says drugs don't cause brain damage?)
More useless info: The name 'Googol' came from an elementary school girl who entered a contest. (Thank you Carl Sagan)

55 posted on 10/06/2010 4:29:49 AM PDT by Condor51 (SAT CONG!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hey PJ - I got 4 $25 certificates for an AWESOME restaurant down here for only $13.00 ;-)

Although I must say I cheated because my “Deals at Work” sent me the e-mail notifying me of the sale!

BTW, if you’re ever in Palm Beach County you have to try Gun Club Cafe for their breakfasts - OMG, I’m hungry just thinking about it!!


56 posted on 10/06/2010 5:52:57 AM PDT by Dooderbutt
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To: PJ-Comix

Liberal Projection is endlessly fascinating.


57 posted on 10/06/2010 7:39:03 AM PDT by wbill
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To: PJ-Comix

I hate the fact that politics drives many to this level of paranoid delusion. It bothers me even more that a lot of times, I’ll see some on our side get this way. But usually, its the Left that becomes thus unhinged.


58 posted on 10/07/2010 2:59:12 AM PDT by Paradox (Democrats new Motto: Vini, Vidi, Lewinski!)
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To: Dooderbutt
Gun Club Cafe...

Is that on Gun Club Rd?

59 posted on 10/07/2010 5:50:50 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix

Gun Club Road and Military Trail on the NW side of the street. They also have one out in Royal Palm Beach (Butterfields I think it’s called). They have some wicked awesome breakfast!


60 posted on 10/07/2010 6:22:53 AM PDT by Dooderbutt
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