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The Blogpimp Thread (Vanity)
10-15-10 | me

Posted on 10/15/2010 5:58:58 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Blogpimp songs


Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish they’d go to h***,
Oh I wish they’d *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*

Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin’ blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)

Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)

Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning

The Blogpimp’s Song
(tune: I’ve been working on the RR)

I’ve been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
I’ve been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away

I really love to post just excerpts
I don’t care what others think!
I’m just sitting ‘round and waiting
For folks to click my link!

Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!

Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!

Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!

Haikus about blogpimps

(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!

Pimp, pimp, I’m a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!

I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*

“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...

The following were done by Allegra:

Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!

Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits

Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: antiblogpimppimp; blogpimp; blogpimps; pimp; pimpbusters
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To: humblegunner

Great pics!

There are so many blog pimps on FR these days. I wonder if there are only 3 but each has a dozen screen names.

Yesterday, almost everything on the screen was from a blog pimp!


51 posted on 10/15/2010 7:53:30 AM PDT by BunnySlippers (I love BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: humblegunner

Great pics!

There are so many blog pimps on FR these days. I wonder if there are only 3 but each has a dozen screen names.

Yesterday, almost everything on the screen was from a blog pimp!


52 posted on 10/15/2010 7:53:33 AM PDT by BunnySlippers (I love BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
We could if you like... want to ping MV? :)

I already did....and a couple of others. {evil cackle}

53 posted on 10/15/2010 7:53:58 AM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Allegra

I hope they like the thread! Heeheehee! mwahaha!


54 posted on 10/15/2010 7:56:11 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Pablo is very wily)
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To: Allegra; Wading Across

Did you ping wading across too? He/she/it was pimping the other day and I think he/she/it would enjoy this thread too...


55 posted on 10/15/2010 8:00:13 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Pablo is very wily)
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To: Hegewisch Dupa

"The blogpimps are coming! The blogpimps are coming!"

56 posted on 10/15/2010 8:05:06 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Pablo is very wily)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

(Sung to the tune of Soul Man - Blues Brothers)

Postin’ to ya on the News Forum
Crap bloggin’ I got a site full
And when you see it you got nothing
So don’t worry cause I’m blog pimping

I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp

Got what I got the easy way
And I’ll plagiarize more every day
So FReepers don’t you fret
Cause you ain’t seen nothing yet

I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
Play it Furry!
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp

Listen
I was brought up to max the blog hit
I learned how to pimp before I could sit
I was educated at a bloggers bookshop
When I start pimpin’ I just can’t stop

I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp

Well click the link and I’ll reel you in
Give you crap and be your furry friend
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I’m a blog pimp
You’re a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp
I’m a blog pimp


57 posted on 10/15/2010 8:09:33 AM PDT by 50mm (I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.)
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To: Allegra; 50mm
This thread needs


58 posted on 10/15/2010 8:11:33 AM PDT by TheOldLady (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: 50mm

Hilarious song!


59 posted on 10/15/2010 8:14:06 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Pablo is very wily)
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To: BunnySlippers
There are so many blog pimps on FR these days. I wonder if there are only 3 but each has a dozen screen names.

A pimp plague of biblical proportions.


60 posted on 10/15/2010 8:19:49 AM PDT by 50mm (I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.)
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To: 50mm
I know how to solve that problem:


61 posted on 10/15/2010 8:32:42 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Pablo is very wily)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

I hate vanity threads, first of all. If you dudes want to act like morons, do it somewhere else. Second of all, I have a novel idea for you idiots. If you don’t like excerpted posts don’t click on them. Boy that sure seems easy? You guys really have a mental trouble to keep obsessing like this!


62 posted on 10/15/2010 8:37:54 AM PDT by CWCoop
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; humblegunner; Eaker; Allegra; TheOldLady; Salamander; shibumi; ...
I decided to add a graphic.


63 posted on 10/15/2010 8:39:36 AM PDT by 50mm (I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.)
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To: 50mm

Nice...I’m saving it. :)


64 posted on 10/15/2010 8:40:36 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Pablo is very wily)
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To: CWCoop
I hate vanity threads, first of all....

Yet, three of the five articles you've posted in your brief FReeper career are........ready?.......vanities! LOL

Apparently you only hate vanities when they aren't yours. LOL

65 posted on 10/15/2010 8:47:47 AM PDT by 50mm (I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.)
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To: 50mm; humblegunner; Allegra
A haiku (5 syllables, then 7, then 5)

Why are most blogpimps
So terribly arrogant?
What do you all think?

Your turn now.. ;)

67 posted on 10/15/2010 9:06:10 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Pablo is very wily)
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To: Mobile Vulgus; humblegunner; 50mm; TheOldLady; Vendome; Eaker
Are you pimping? Are you pimping?
Mobile V? Mobile V?
Warning Bells are ringing, Warning bells are ringing,
*Hee hee hee!* *Hee hee hee!*
68 posted on 10/15/2010 9:09:34 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Pablo is very wily)
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To: Mobile Vulgus
Nice links you got there, pal. I think that they are so...
(Excerpt) read more at myawesomeblog.com...
69 posted on 10/15/2010 9:11:53 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Pablo is very wily)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Everybody - Look!

Please bite on my tiny worm -

I need the damn money.

70 posted on 10/15/2010 9:12:37 AM PDT by Hegewisch Dupa
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To: Hegewisch Dupa
The pimps does not have
A good excuse for failing
to post whole content

There is no excuse
They are just using FR
As their blog's platform

They don't admit it
They will get nasty instead
They are good at that

72 posted on 10/15/2010 9:22:03 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Pablo is very wily)
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To: Allegra
I'm thinking perhaps we should ping some of the subjects

isn't it a general trait of the true blog-pimp that they don't respond to comments but rather just post and run?

73 posted on 10/15/2010 9:25:55 AM PDT by kevkrom (De-fund Obamacare in 2011, repeal in 2013!)
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To: Hegewisch Dupa; Mobile Vulgus
I am a blogpimp
When folk hate my pimping,
I just call them names:

"You are a *bleep* *bleep*!
How dare you call me a pimp?
You stupid *bleep* *bleep*!"
74 posted on 10/15/2010 9:29:57 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Pablo is very wily)
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To: kevkrom

Oftentimes, but when they get angry at being exposed, they can get really ugly. There was a thread the other week where one got so ugly that the mods gave him the zot! :)


75 posted on 10/15/2010 9:31:29 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Pablo is very wily)
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To: Mobile Vulgus
Please visit:...

From the Free Republic home page:

Please enjoy our forum, but also please remember to use common courtesy when posting and refrain from posting personal attacks, profanity, vulgarity, threats, racial or religious bigotry, or any other materials offensive or otherwise inappropriate for a conservative family audience. Free Republic is a non-commercial site. Please do not post advertising, solicitations, spam or any other commercial messages. Do not spam us with links to your own site. No one likes spam.

Excerpt, read more at Free Republic

76 posted on 10/15/2010 9:33:42 AM PDT by 50mm (I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

They should only be allowed to do it under two circumstances{

1) They have a conspicuous link on their webpage back to FR and
2) They can actually write

98% of them just evaporated...


77 posted on 10/15/2010 9:37:55 AM PDT by djf (OK, so you got milk. Got Tula???)
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To: 50mm; Mobile Vulgus; Admin Moderator
FR homepage: Please enjoy our forum, but also please remember to use common courtesy when posting and refrain from posting personal attacks...Please do not post advertising, solicitations, spam or any other commercial messages. Do not spam us with links to your own site. No one likes spam.

You need to more respectfull of the rules or you are asking for a zot. The mod already removed your first name-calling spam post on this thread and you had to go and arrogantly post it again. Watch out

78 posted on 10/15/2010 9:39:39 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Pablo is very wily)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Heck, I wasn't thrilled about being called 'detritus' - but at least it thought I was human detritus....
79 posted on 10/15/2010 9:43:00 AM PDT by Hegewisch Dupa
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To: Hegewisch Dupa

How respectful of him... /s


80 posted on 10/15/2010 9:51:46 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Pablo is very wily)
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To: CWCoop; DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Vanity threads?

http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/by:cwcoop/index?tab=articles


81 posted on 10/15/2010 9:52:11 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: kevkrom
isn't it a general trait of the true blog-pimp that they don't respond to comments but rather just post and run?

The definition has evolved. First, it was somone pimping their blog by placing it in a sidebar. Then it became someone simply posting an excerpt of a regular news article on their blog to generate hits. Now, it's become someone who posts original material in the Bloggers Forum where it belongs.

82 posted on 10/15/2010 9:54:49 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Larry Lucido

Post 65.


83 posted on 10/15/2010 9:55:22 AM PDT by 50mm (I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.)
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To: 1rudeboy
Now, it's become someone who posts original material in the Bloggers Forum where it belongs.

You are not a pimp for simply posting blog articles in the bloggers forum. You are a pimp if you needlessly excerpt your articles to get hits. Really, what real reason can a blogger have for excerpting from his blog? Their blogs are not on FR's 'excerpt only' list. They are using FR as a platform for promoting their blog. That is unacceptable.

84 posted on 10/15/2010 10:03:17 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Pablo is very wily)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Well, you could always create your own website and forbid this terrible behavior.


85 posted on 10/15/2010 10:07:31 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: 1rudeboy

Or the blogpimps could quit breaking FR’s rules. :)


86 posted on 10/15/2010 10:09:41 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Pablo is very wily)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Please post the relevant rule here. Thanks in advance.


87 posted on 10/15/2010 10:10:51 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: 1rudeboy

no one is complaining about original material posted in the forum


88 posted on 10/15/2010 10:11:49 AM PDT by Hegewisch Dupa
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; humblegunner; Eaker; 50mm; TheOldLady; Markos33
"Pimp It"
(To the tune of "Whip It" by Devo)

Pimp that blog
Pimp it on FR
Search the internet
For good stuff, don’t forget
When a video comes along
you must pimp it
before the story’s out too long
you must pimp it
when something's going on
you must pimp it

Now pimp it
on FR
Excerpt it
Get hits
Get adware
Make some bucks
You must excerpt it
It’s not too late
To pimp it
Pimp it good

When someone writes a good piece
you must steal it
You must put it in your blog
And then you pimp it
You need lots of hits
So you must pimp it
I say pimp it
Pimp it good
I say pimp it
Pimp it good

89 posted on 10/15/2010 10:15:30 AM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: 50mm

I love the “Soul Man” pimp song! LOL


90 posted on 10/15/2010 10:16:38 AM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Hegewisch Dupa
no one is complaining about original material posted in the forum

Not in the last two hours, as far as I can tell. ROTFLMAO

91 posted on 10/15/2010 10:17:05 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: 1rudeboy
>>Or the blogpimps could quit breaking FR’s rules. :)<<

Please post the relevant rule here.

See post 76 or ask the mods if you still need clarification.

92 posted on 10/15/2010 10:17:55 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Pablo is very wily)
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To: CWCoop; DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Cram it Clownie nOOb.

If it weren’t for the Blog Posse, you would never get interesting news from around the world.

Instead, Blog Pimps would move in like squaters and take over the place.

Then FR would cease to exist as an interesting place of discourse, it would be little green footballs.


93 posted on 10/15/2010 10:19:36 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: 50mm; CWCoop

Oh that’s rich...


94 posted on 10/15/2010 10:20:25 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Allegra

Bored? LOL

Devo.....


95 posted on 10/15/2010 10:23:06 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: CWCoop; DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
I hate vanity threads, first of all.

And we care what a n00b thinks because....?

If you dudes want to act like morons, do it somewhere else.

Goodness, did I miss something? Did Jim Robinson cede power or ownership of this forum to you?

No, I didn't think so.

In fact, you have no authority here, whatsoever, so sit down, n00b.

If you don’t like excerpted posts don’t click on them.

If you don't like threads like this, don't click on them.

See how simple that was? Now, be nice or butt out.

96 posted on 10/15/2010 10:23:07 AM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
See post 76 or ask the mods if you still need clarification.

Have you alerted the Mods to the utter lack of respect for the rules? They are the one who are allowing this abominable behavior to continue.

97 posted on 10/15/2010 10:23:40 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: Allegra
I wanna have fun, too. Here ya go…

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Ah, good times.

98 posted on 10/15/2010 10:29:25 AM PDT by Mobile Vulgus
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To: kevkrom
isn't it a general trait of the true blog-pimp that they don't respond to comments but rather just post and run?

Yes, they do tend to post and run. But when someone posts a challenge to their pimping process on one of their threads, they can get quite verbose....and nasty. They sometimes even freak out and start posting to themselves.

Blog pimps can be entertaining.

In small doses.

99 posted on 10/15/2010 10:29:58 AM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Mobile Vulgus
Have all the fun you want, but I'm not clicking on a blogpimp link.

No matter how many times you post it.

100 posted on 10/15/2010 10:32:55 AM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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