Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 11-01-10 (Some DUmmies Resigning Themselves to BIG Election Loss)
Posted on 11/01/2010 7:41:15 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Call it a reality check. There are actually a few DUmmies who are already resigning themselves to a big election loss tomorrow as you can see in this THREAD, "I'm resigned to the fact that IF Americans are stupid enough to take the hands of the government out of the sane and give to the insane--then there is NO hope for this country." Of course, it sure didn't help that so many DUmmies completed WASTED valuable time this weekend attending the DC Comedy Central Rally to Restore Democrats. Thank you Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert for stalling the Democrat GOTV effort by drawing them to a big DC Kumbaya party instead of WORKING on the crucial weekend before the election. So let us now watch the sad DUmmies await the big Republican victories in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, using coupons to get himself a ton of Election Night snacks, is in the [brackets]:
I'm resigned to the fact that IF Americans are stupid enough to take the hands of the government out of the sane and give to the insane--then there is NO hope for this country.
[Next stop...Heaven's Gate.]
So these ARE end times?
[Yes. When you hear the Angel Gabriel's trumpet blow, time to turn in your Democrat voter cards for incineration.]
Not sure what you mean by "end times"? Can you elaborate?
[See the movie "The Rapture." Dopey as hell and it won't really give you an answer but at least you get to see Mimi Rogers nekkid. ...Sorry Ben Burch. This flick is NOT for you.]
The End Time, End Times, or End of Days are the eschatological writings in the three Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) and in doomsday scenarios in various other non-Abrahamic religions. In Christianity, the End Times are often depicted as a time of tribulation that precedes the Second Coming of the Christian "saviour" or a "hoped-for deliverer", Jesus, the Christian Messiah, who will usher in the Kingdom of God and bring an end to suffering and evil. In Islam, Yawm al-Qiyāmah "the Day of Resurrection" or Yawm ad-Din "the Day of Judgement", Allah's final assessment of humanity, is preceded by the end of the world. In Judaism the term "End of Days" is taken from the Tanakh, Numbers 24:4, as a reference to the Messianic era and the Jewish belief in the coming of Mashiach and the World to Come.<1> Various other religions also have eschatological beliefs associated with turning and redemption.
[Can we skip all that and just jump to the part about Mimi Rogers going nekkid?]
I hate to say it, but I will not delude myself only to be disappointed on Tuesday.
[So you don't BEEEEEEEEVEEEEEE?]
We have some state races that I am watching closely they are downright scary. Disappointed is an understatement--terrified is more appropriate.
[Perhaps I can soothe you with a few calming words from Col. Kurtz: "The horror! The HORROR!!!]
The ones that scare me are WI, Nevada, and Florida
[CT and WV will also give you diaper soiling moments as well.]
Stupid projections in my state are saying Johnson is ahead of Feingold, but it's close. Let's only hope that Russ takes it. I'm only one vote.
[You only voted once?]
Our situation is not necessarily a representative sample
[Or as Emperor Hirohito would put it: "The election situation has developed not necessarily to DUmmieland's advantage]
Americans are f*cking stupid. They are willing to throw out Feingold, the best Senator, then they are stupid worthless pieces of shit. I hate this f*cking country and its people. It's getting stupider by the day.
[May we now book you a one-way flight to Pyongyang aboard Air North Korea?]
Americans aren't stupid .... they are made stupid by right wing propaganda....
[Must ... listen ... to Rush ... like a ... mind-numbed robot... to be programmed with ... right-wing propaganda instructions...]
we deserve what we get for not getting out there and BURNING ALL THIS F*CKING SHIT TO THE GROUND.
[Is that you, Ed Schultz?]
I think we need to watch out for election fraud too.
[Absolutely. Start with Harris County, TX.]
Hope & Change just doesn't cut it.
[How about the Audacity of Nope?]
I see no way out. With the huge money buying influence and so many idiot Americans we have no hope.
[When burying yourself in your own grave, please remember this cemetery is a no-smoking zone.]
Is this some new DUmmie recycling plan, reusing their old posts from when Bush won? Where is "Democracy died today...", that's a good one.
This is too funny!
You just KNOW this guy is a pudgy wimp. Who has Star trek dolls near his computer.
Lets make the DUmmies cry!
Will DU be shut down over the election? If so, any idea when it’ll begin? I’m hoping for great DUmmie updates over the course of the day/evening.
Americans are f*cking stupid. They are willing to throw out Feingold, the best Senator, then they are stupid worthless pieces of shit. I hate this f*cking country and its people. It’s getting stupider by the day.
Everybody sing: “There is lo-o-o-o-o-v-e...”
With the huge money buying influence and so many idiot Americans we have no hope.
The word “Soros” mean ANYTHING to you DUmmies?
I thought the whole “insult the voters” thing was already out of favor.
"take the hands of the government out of the sane"...yeah, right.
Yeah, normally DU has someone pull a lever that discretely lowers the green curtains so those in the spectator's gallery can't see what's going on inside the execution chamber. Their website goes into "members only" mode on such evenings, and I'm sure tomorrow will be no exception.
Obviously a rookie mistake.
To the insane, the insane looks sane.
OK, can we call you unpatriotic now?
Let me help you pack. I'll even pay for the boxes.
Your probably right, but I suspect that it’s going to be hard wading through all the DU posts and finding some that are not so vulgar that they can be posted. I suspect that there’s going to be a lot of vileness on DU tomorrow.
To be fair, this was pretty much my sentiment as the 2006 elections approached.
Such wasted opportunities...
My only regret is that we couldn't have had a McCain-Feingold two-for tomorrow night.
The new Dem motto will be a paraphrase from Dylan Thomas's famous poem: Rage, rage against the coming of the dawn!
Ooo, that's going to be my new tagline since no one understood my last one.
“We need to watch out for election fraud”
Well DUmmue, I suggest you start with your local democrat election headquarters, you’ll see all the fraud you want.
So, it’ll be toward evening? Maybe we can get an update or two during the day...PJ, are you listening or couponing... :>)
The problem I have with some my dim acquaintances is a lot of them are with me all of a sudden! Seems like they weren’t in favor of THAT CHANGE!!!!
There's a great campaign slogan if I ever heard one. LOL
Where've you been? That's been the democrat campaign mantra since 2006...
Weds DUFU should be going to the DUFU Hall of Fame.
Jerry Carroll used to get exactly the same expression in those "Crazy Eddie" commercials he used to do back in the '70's and early '80's. Right down to the position of the hands.
I don't think he needed a teleprompter, though.
yes, but some of us have a super secret alter-ego with an undercover membership in DU.
We get to watch all the fun!
Listening...and about to do some minor couponing for my FREE election night snacks. Let's see... FREE Beer, Nova lox baglets, popcorn, oooh, and my new fave...Carving Board Roast Beef. The latter is incredible. Got those free too and got a kick when the store manager checked with the cashier to see if it was legit which it was. Carving Board RB toast sandwich with lettuce and thickly lathered with FREE garlic & herb mayo which I also got with the coupons.
Good grief! I wouldn’t be able to sleep after all that. I’ll enjoy a bourbon, and a nice dinner with my wife. But the snacks will be few and far between. I can’t eat when I’m cheering...
BTW, I have a post coming up that’s fantastic. Just received in in my email. Takes a little time to get the photos set up for viewing...
you pay for boxes? Do you realize that your actions are helping to prop up BIG PAPER???
“yes, but some of us have a super secret alter-ego with an undercover membership in DU.
We get to watch all the fun!”
A picture is worth a thousand words...........
A person's mind and his desk...........
William F. Buckley
PJ... Could you add me to your ping list? I don’t want to miss the lamentations of the women... er.. DUmmies.
Gotta love the DUmmie FUnnies.
[So you don’t BEEEEEEEEVEEEEEE?]
As long as they continue to [BEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEDEEEEEE?]
Wow, Peej! This is going to be spectacular. I don’t need coupons for snax: We have a ton of candy from last night. Didn’t get as many rugrats as expected.
The emergency rooms will be flooded with overdoses,
Will Pitt will be forced to change his underpants before Saturday.
Great cities may even burn!
It will be a wonderful day in the neighborhood!
I had almost 1000 posts under one name, it might still work, I just got grossed out and and left.
I can’t wait for tomorrow !!
I am SO looking forward to the election night and post-election DUFUs!!
Heck, why stop there? Let's make them jump off of tall buildings and bridges!!!!
Is that you?
Sometimes they cut off all but the PAYING members...can you bring yourself to give them money?
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