Posted on 11/01/2010 7:41:15 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Call it a reality check. There are actually a few DUmmies who are already resigning themselves to a big election loss tomorrow as you can see in this THREAD, "I'm resigned to the fact that IF Americans are stupid enough to take the hands of the government out of the sane and give to the insane--then there is NO hope for this country." Of course, it sure didn't help that so many DUmmies completed WASTED valuable time this weekend attending the DC Comedy Central Rally to Restore Democrats. Thank you Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert for stalling the Democrat GOTV effort by drawing them to a big DC Kumbaya party instead of WORKING on the crucial weekend before the election. So let us now watch the sad DUmmies await the big Republican victories in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, using coupons to get himself a ton of Election Night snacks, is in the [brackets]:
I'm resigned to the fact that IF Americans are stupid enough to take the hands of the government out of the sane and give to the insane--then there is NO hope for this country.
[Next stop...Heaven's Gate.]
So these ARE end times?
[Yes. When you hear the Angel Gabriel's trumpet blow, time to turn in your Democrat voter cards for incineration.]
Not sure what you mean by "end times"? Can you elaborate?
[See the movie "The Rapture." Dopey as hell and it won't really give you an answer but at least you get to see Mimi Rogers nekkid. ...Sorry Ben Burch. This flick is NOT for you.]
The End Time, End Times, or End of Days are the eschatological writings in the three Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) and in doomsday scenarios in various other non-Abrahamic religions. In Christianity, the End Times are often depicted as a time of tribulation that precedes the Second Coming of the Christian "saviour" or a "hoped-for deliverer", Jesus, the Christian Messiah, who will usher in the Kingdom of God and bring an end to suffering and evil. In Islam, Yawm al-Qiyāmah "the Day of Resurrection" or Yawm ad-Din "the Day of Judgement", Allah's final assessment of humanity, is preceded by the end of the world. In Judaism the term "End of Days" is taken from the Tanakh, Numbers 24:4, as a reference to the Messianic era and the Jewish belief in the coming of Mashiach and the World to Come.<1> Various other religions also have eschatological beliefs associated with turning and redemption.
[Can we skip all that and just jump to the part about Mimi Rogers going nekkid?]
I hate to say it, but I will not delude myself only to be disappointed on Tuesday.
[So you don't BEEEEEEEEVEEEEEE?]
We have some state races that I am watching closely they are downright scary. Disappointed is an understatement--terrified is more appropriate.
[Perhaps I can soothe you with a few calming words from Col. Kurtz: "The horror! The HORROR!!!]
The ones that scare me are WI, Nevada, and Florida
[CT and WV will also give you diaper soiling moments as well.]
Stupid projections in my state are saying Johnson is ahead of Feingold, but it's close. Let's only hope that Russ takes it. I'm only one vote.
[You only voted once?]
Our situation is not necessarily a representative sample
[Or as Emperor Hirohito would put it: "The election situation has developed not necessarily to DUmmieland's advantage]
Americans are f*cking stupid. They are willing to throw out Feingold, the best Senator, then they are stupid worthless pieces of shit. I hate this f*cking country and its people. It's getting stupider by the day.
[May we now book you a one-way flight to Pyongyang aboard Air North Korea?]
Americans aren't stupid .... they are made stupid by right wing propaganda....
[Must ... listen ... to Rush ... like a ... mind-numbed robot... to be programmed with ... right-wing propaganda instructions...]
we deserve what we get for not getting out there and BURNING ALL THIS F*CKING SHIT TO THE GROUND.
[Is that you, Ed Schultz?]
I think we need to watch out for election fraud too.
[Absolutely. Start with Harris County, TX.]
Hope & Change just doesn't cut it.
[How about the Audacity of Nope?]
I see no way out. With the huge money buying influence and so many idiot Americans we have no hope.
[When burying yourself in your own grave, please remember this cemetery is a no-smoking zone.]
[So you don’t BEEEEEEEEVEEEEEE?]
As long as they continue to [BEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEDEEEEEE?]
Wow, Peej! This is going to be spectacular. I don’t need coupons for snax: We have a ton of candy from last night. Didn’t get as many rugrats as expected.
The emergency rooms will be flooded with overdoses,
Will Pitt will be forced to change his underpants before Saturday.
Great cities may even burn!
It will be a wonderful day in the neighborhood!
I had almost 1000 posts under one name, it might still work, I just got grossed out and and left.
ping
OMG
BWAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!
I can’t wait for tomorrow !!
I am SO looking forward to the election night and post-election DUFUs!!
Heck, why stop there? Let's make them jump off of tall buildings and bridges!!!!
John?
John Kerry?
Is that you?
Sometimes they cut off all but the PAYING members...can you bring yourself to give them money?
I don’t ever post, least I give myself away.
Stupid projections in my state are saying Johnson is ahead of Feingold, but it's close. Let's only hope that Russ takes it. I'm only one vote.
Whoa! How can that be, 'one vote'?
I thought DUmmies had IDs for all their multiple personalities.
I'd think they have at least three different IDs and Voter Cards for all the people living in their schizoid 'brain'.
[I'm using the word 'brain', loosely]
I, and other FReepers, are members in good standing (Do you realize how much self control it takes not to be tombstoned on DU?)
We had a conversation last week trying to get PJ, Charles and perhaps the mods to give us an area to post the DU mass suicide but I haven’t seen anything, as of today, telling us where we can post DU threads in one area so that everybody can see the melt done behind the blackout.
I will be ready with my garlic necklace.
If they’d renounce their citizenship and leave forever, I’d even GIFTWRAP the boxes.
What's wrong with Bloggers & Personal or Smoky Backroom?
LOL! Oh this is going to be so much fun!
DUmmies FUnnies has a Facebook page and chat where they'll be discussing it, also there's a lot of Freepers who post at ConservativeCave in the Dump section and they'll be giving meltdown reports and screen captures. http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?action=forum
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #1053.
“I hate this f*cking country and its people.”
Hey DUmmies,
Can I question your patriotism yet?
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