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DUmmie FUnnies 11-01-10 (Some DUmmies Resigning Themselves to BIG Election Loss)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 1, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/01/2010 7:41:15 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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It begins. I predict the BEST DUFUs ever out of this election. Stand by for a LOT more!!!
1 posted on 11/01/2010 7:41:18 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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2 posted on 11/01/2010 7:42:35 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (I can see November from my house. Final Prediction, +9 in the Senate. +72 in the House)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 11/01/2010 7:43:30 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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Top 5


4 posted on 11/01/2010 7:43:59 AM PDT by granite (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - TJ)
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I'm resigned to the fact that IF Americans are stupid enough to take the hands of the government out of the sane and give to the insane--then there is NO hope for this country.

Is this some new DUmmie recycling plan, reusing their old posts from when Bush won? Where is "Democracy died today...", that's a good one.

5 posted on 11/01/2010 7:44:49 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Pro-Life atheist, conservative Bostonian)
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To: PJ-Comix
.."Leave the democrats alone !"
6 posted on 11/01/2010 7:44:49 AM PDT by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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To: PJ-Comix

This is too funny!


7 posted on 11/01/2010 7:45:44 AM PDT by therightliveswithus
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To: PJ-Comix
we deserve what we get for not getting out there and BURNING ALL THIS F*CKING SHIT TO THE GROUND.

You just KNOW this guy is a pudgy wimp. Who has Star trek dolls near his computer.

8 posted on 11/01/2010 7:46:05 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Pro-Life atheist, conservative Bostonian)
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Lets make the DUmmies cry!


9 posted on 11/01/2010 7:46:24 AM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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Will DU be shut down over the election? If so, any idea when it’ll begin? I’m hoping for great DUmmie updates over the course of the day/evening.


10 posted on 11/01/2010 7:47:47 AM PDT by bcsco (It's the teleprompter, stupid!)
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Americans are f*cking stupid. They are willing to throw out Feingold, the best Senator, then they are stupid worthless pieces of shit. I hate this f*cking country and its people. It’s getting stupider by the day.

Everybody sing: “There is lo-o-o-o-o-v-e...”


11 posted on 11/01/2010 7:48:43 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Pro-Life atheist, conservative Bostonian)
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Top 15!


12 posted on 11/01/2010 7:48:43 AM PDT by Condor51 (SAT CONG!)
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To: PJ-Comix

With the huge money buying influence and so many idiot Americans we have no hope.

The word “Soros” mean ANYTHING to you DUmmies?


13 posted on 11/01/2010 7:49:27 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Pro-Life atheist, conservative Bostonian)
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To: PJ-Comix

I thought the whole “insult the voters” thing was already out of favor.


14 posted on 11/01/2010 7:49:34 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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I'm resigned to the fact that IF Americans are stupid enough to take the hands of the government out of the sane and give to the insane--then there is NO hope for this country.

"take the hands of the government out of the sane"...yeah, right.


15 posted on 11/01/2010 7:49:58 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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Will DU be shut down over the election? If so, any idea when it’ll begin? I’m hoping for great DUmmie updates over the course of the day/evening.

Yeah, normally DU has someone pull a lever that discretely lowers the green curtains so those in the spectator's gallery can't see what's going on inside the execution chamber. Their website goes into "members only" mode on such evenings, and I'm sure tomorrow will be no exception.

16 posted on 11/01/2010 7:51:09 AM PDT by Steely Tom (Obama goes on long after the thrill of Obama is gone)
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[You only voted once?]

Obviously a rookie mistake.

17 posted on 11/01/2010 7:51:17 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: COBOL2Java
"take the hands of the government out of the sane"...yeah, right.

To the insane, the insane looks sane.

18 posted on 11/01/2010 7:51:20 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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19 posted on 11/01/2010 7:51:36 AM PDT by nesnah
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Americans are f*cking stupid. They are willing to throw out Feingold, the best Senator, then they are stupid worthless pieces of shit. I hate this f*cking country and its people. It's getting stupider by the day.

OK, can we call you unpatriotic now?

20 posted on 11/01/2010 7:52:08 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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"I'm resigned to the fact that IF Americans are stupid enough to take the hands of the government out of the sane and give to the insane--then there is NO hope for this country."

Let me help you pack. I'll even pay for the boxes.

21 posted on 11/01/2010 7:52:36 AM PDT by nina0113
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To: PJ-Comix

Your probably right, but I suspect that it’s going to be hard wading through all the DU posts and finding some that are not so vulgar that they can be posted. I suspect that there’s going to be a lot of vileness on DU tomorrow.


22 posted on 11/01/2010 7:52:39 AM PDT by LoneStarGI (Vegetarian: Old Indian word for "BAD HUNTER.")
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To: PJ-Comix
we deserve what we get for not getting out there and BURNING ALL THIS F*CKING SHIT TO THE GROUND.

To be fair, this was pretty much my sentiment as the 2006 elections approached.

Such wasted opportunities...

23 posted on 11/01/2010 7:53:27 AM PDT by Drew68
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Americans are f*cking stupid. They are willing to throw out Feingold, the best Senator, then they are stupid worthless pieces of shit. I hate this f*cking country and its people. It's getting stupider by the day.

My only regret is that we couldn't have had a McCain-Feingold two-for tomorrow night.

The new Dem motto will be a paraphrase from Dylan Thomas's famous poem: Rage, rage against the coming of the dawn!

Ooo, that's going to be my new tagline since no one understood my last one.

24 posted on 11/01/2010 7:53:47 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Dems' response to 11/2: Do not go gentle into that new day,Rage,rage against the coming of the dawn!)
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“We need to watch out for election fraud”

Well DUmmue, I suggest you start with your local democrat election headquarters, you’ll see all the fraud you want.


25 posted on 11/01/2010 7:55:03 AM PDT by Newtoidaho (Liberals are drooling buffoons backed by satanic goons.)
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To: Steely Tom; PJ-Comix

So, it’ll be toward evening? Maybe we can get an update or two during the day...PJ, are you listening or couponing... :>)


26 posted on 11/01/2010 7:55:11 AM PDT by bcsco (It's the teleprompter, stupid!)
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Americans are f*cking stupid. They are willing to throw out Feingold, the best Senator, then they are stupid worthless pieces of shit. I hate this f*cking country and its people. It's getting stupider by the day.

There's a great campaign slogan if I ever heard one. LOL
27 posted on 11/01/2010 7:55:38 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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The problem I have with some my dim acquaintances is a lot of them are with me all of a sudden! Seems like they weren’t in favor of THAT CHANGE!!!!


28 posted on 11/01/2010 7:57:25 AM PDT by ontap
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Americans are f*cking stupid. They are willing to throw out Feingold, the best Senator, then they are stupid worthless pieces of shit. I hate this f*cking country and its people. It's getting stupider by the day.


There's a great campaign slogan if I ever heard one. LOL

Where've you been? That's been the democrat campaign mantra since 2006...

29 posted on 11/01/2010 7:58:53 AM PDT by bcsco (It's the teleprompter, stupid!)
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Weds DUFU should be going to the DUFU Hall of Fame.


30 posted on 11/01/2010 7:59:30 AM PDT by bray (A November to Remember)
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To: COBOL2Java

Jerry Carroll used to get exactly the same expression in those "Crazy Eddie" commercials he used to do back in the '70's and early '80's. Right down to the position of the hands.

I don't think he needed a teleprompter, though.

31 posted on 11/01/2010 8:00:32 AM PDT by Steely Tom (Obama goes on long after the thrill of Obama is gone)
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yes, but some of us have a super secret alter-ego with an undercover membership in DU.

We get to watch all the fun!


32 posted on 11/01/2010 8:02:15 AM PDT by mom4melody
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PJ, are you listening or couponing...

Listening...and about to do some minor couponing for my FREE election night snacks. Let's see... FREE Beer, Nova lox baglets, popcorn, oooh, and my new fave...Carving Board Roast Beef. The latter is incredible. Got those free too and got a kick when the store manager checked with the cashier to see if it was legit which it was. Carving Board RB toast sandwich with lettuce and thickly lathered with FREE garlic & herb mayo which I also got with the coupons.

33 posted on 11/01/2010 8:04:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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Americans are f*cking stupid. They are willing to throw out Feingold, the best Senator, then they are stupid worthless pieces of shit. I hate this f*cking country and its people. It's getting stupider by the day.

Nothing is keeping you here. Leave.
34 posted on 11/01/2010 8:12:09 AM PDT by Vision ("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
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Good grief! I wouldn’t be able to sleep after all that. I’ll enjoy a bourbon, and a nice dinner with my wife. But the snacks will be few and far between. I can’t eat when I’m cheering...

BTW, I have a post coming up that’s fantastic. Just received in in my email. Takes a little time to get the photos set up for viewing...


35 posted on 11/01/2010 8:12:28 AM PDT by bcsco (It's the teleprompter, stupid!)
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To: nina0113

you pay for boxes? Do you realize that your actions are helping to prop up BIG PAPER???

:P


36 posted on 11/01/2010 8:14:24 AM PDT by stefanbatory (Insert witty tagline here)
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To: mom4melody

“yes, but some of us have a super secret alter-ego with an undercover membership in DU.

We get to watch all the fun!”

LOL!


37 posted on 11/01/2010 8:19:22 AM PDT by nolongerademocrat ("Before you ask G-d for something, first thank G-d for what you already have." B'rachot 30b)
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There's an old saying that seems to apply: Creative minds are rarely tidy. I've used that often to explain my desk/workspace.

A picture is worth a thousand words...........

A person's mind and his desk...........

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William F. Buckley

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Nat Hentoff

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Albert Einstein

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Numb Nuts

38 posted on 11/01/2010 8:20:46 AM PDT by bcsco (It's the teleprompter, stupid!)
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I don't know how you guys pull it off. I can never last more than ten posts at D.U. The last time I got booted off I answered a post that asked; “Say something nice about Dennis Kucinich”. I replied; “His wife is good looking.” My account was locked 10 minutes later.
39 posted on 11/01/2010 8:26:57 AM PDT by outpostinmass2
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PJ... Could you add me to your ping list? I don’t want to miss the lamentations of the women... er.. DUmmies.

Gotta love the DUmmie FUnnies.


40 posted on 11/01/2010 8:27:44 AM PDT by SpottedBeaver (Tagline removed by moderator)
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[So you don’t BEEEEEEEEVEEEEEE?]

As long as they continue to [BEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEDEEEEEE?]


41 posted on 11/01/2010 8:32:23 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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Wow, Peej! This is going to be spectacular. I don’t need coupons for snax: We have a ton of candy from last night. Didn’t get as many rugrats as expected.


42 posted on 11/01/2010 8:33:42 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (We conservatives will always lose elections as long as we allow the MSM to choose our candidates.)
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Wait for Wednesday, the gnashing of teeth and rending of garments will be audible for miles!

The emergency rooms will be flooded with overdoses,

Will Pitt will be forced to change his underpants before Saturday.

Great cities may even burn!

It will be a wonderful day in the neighborhood!

43 posted on 11/01/2010 8:42:57 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, A Matter Of Fact, Not A Matter Of Opinion)
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I had almost 1000 posts under one name, it might still work, I just got grossed out and and left.


44 posted on 11/01/2010 8:46:39 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, A Matter Of Fact, Not A Matter Of Opinion)
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ping


45 posted on 11/01/2010 8:52:55 AM PDT by granite (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - TJ)
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OMG

BWAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!

I can’t wait for tomorrow !!


46 posted on 11/01/2010 8:56:08 AM PDT by Jacktown
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I am SO looking forward to the election night and post-election DUFUs!!


47 posted on 11/01/2010 9:00:26 AM PDT by TheGeezer
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Lets make the DUmmies cry!

Heck, why stop there? Let's make them jump off of tall buildings and bridges!!!!

48 posted on 11/01/2010 9:01:34 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (King: "I have a dream"...Sharpton: "I want a check")
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Americans are f*cking stupid. They are willing to throw out Feingold, the best Senator, then they are stupid worthless pieces of shit. I hate this f*cking country and its people. It's getting stupider by the day.

John?

John Kerry?

Is that you?

 

49 posted on 11/01/2010 9:04:39 AM PDT by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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To: mom4melody
yes, but some of us have a super secret alter-ego with an undercover membership in DU.

Sometimes they cut off all but the PAYING members...can you bring yourself to give them money?

50 posted on 11/01/2010 9:15:08 AM PDT by nina0113
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