Skip to comments.Obama Joke of the Day - December 10
Posted on 12/10/2010 10:02:14 AM PST by toma29
Obama decided to educate the American people about the tax cut deal by giving speeches all around the US. And to prove that Democrats were not in the midst of a civil war over taxes, he took Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid along.
Just as he was beginning his first speech, Obama ducked when a Birkenstock flew out of the crowd and over the podium landing near Pelosi and Reid.
Amid the boos, Obama replied, "Now I understand how our side feels about this tax deal, but it's the best we can do under the circumstances. I assure you that Democrats in Congress have the maturity to eventually stand tall with me." He turned around. "Now if either Speaker Pelosi or Senator Reid would graciously toss the shoe back into the crowd so somebody doesn't go shoeless, I will continue to explain the deal."
When he turned to look at the crowd, a Birkenstock, a wing tip, and a lavender pump hit him in the back of the head.
Ha haHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAha haAHAH AHA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
no this one was funny.. hhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAha ha ha ha
Birkenstocks!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
“And then America elected Barack Hussein Obama President of the United States!”
There’s your punchline - now fill in anything above it, just as you please.
ObamaCare: Bend over, America!
“Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias ‘Barack Obama’ while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them.” Jimmy Fallon
“Ugh the patchouli stench is overpowering, must.. get.. to.. emergency.. oxygen!”
Buried under a pile of stinky birkenstocks....
I didn’t know Nancy Pelosi wore wingtips.
By the way, If anyone thinks this joke is bad, I guarantee, he’ll have a worse one tomorrow.
(Poor guy can’t tell a joke any better than he can pimp his blog.)
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