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7 Reasons Obama and The Easter Bunny Are Frighteningly Similar
Creative Minority Report ^ | 4-12-11 | Matt Archbold

Posted on 04/12/2011 10:52:39 AM PDT by marcbold

I saw this picture and thought "Oh the Magical Imaginary Beings Convention was TODAY?" Darn it. I missed it again. But at least this pic was taken of Barack Obama and the Easter Bunny. It got me thinking that the similarities between the two are pretty remarkable. Here's the top 7:

1) It's difficult to trace the origins of both Obama and the Easter Bunny.

2) Both exist only in the minds of the immature.

3) Both pull things from out their @$$ and expect you to freak out and be thankful.

4) Both leave gifts for people regardless of merit. No naughty list. Nothing. Whoever wants treats gets treats.

5) Hollywood is enamored of both.

6) Both claim a connection to Christianity but there's little evidence of how.

7) Both like to play on green pastures around holes.

If you've got more similarities please add them in the combox.

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: easter; humor; obama
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1 posted on 04/12/2011 10:52:45 AM PDT by marcbold
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- both have big ears


2 posted on 04/12/2011 10:55:31 AM PDT by mom4melody
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Both use fancy packaging to sell rotten eggs.


3 posted on 04/12/2011 10:56:48 AM PDT by mnehring
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Noone is sure of the Easter Bunny’s gender either.


4 posted on 04/12/2011 10:57:14 AM PDT by Brookhaven (Moderates = non-thinkers)
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To: marcbold

In Obama’s world and down a rabbits hole (alice in wonderland) both realities are upside down


5 posted on 04/12/2011 10:57:56 AM PDT by Free Per the Constitution
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To: marcbold

Both eat arugula


6 posted on 04/12/2011 10:58:52 AM PDT by albie
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They both enjoy plastic grass, but for different reasons. Obama’s is Astroturf.


7 posted on 04/12/2011 10:59:09 AM PDT by Colonel_Flagg ("It's hard to take the president seriously." - Jim DeMint)
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To: marcbold

Both hate Jews? ;)


8 posted on 04/12/2011 10:59:31 AM PDT by Yaelle
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Both have an unhealthy fixation on color.

Neither is eligible (or otherwise qualified) to be President.

Both only exist due to a generally-accepted fantasy.


9 posted on 04/12/2011 10:59:51 AM PDT by kevkrom ("Winning The Future" = WTF = What The F*** / "Kinetic Military Action" = KMA = Kiss My A**)
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To: marcbold

Both walk and skip around like girls.


10 posted on 04/12/2011 11:01:24 AM PDT by Yaelle
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Hope they don’t have this in common:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6kD9xUc680


11 posted on 04/12/2011 11:02:13 AM PDT by Williams (It's the policies, stupid.)
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To: marcbold

Both are on vacation most of the year.


12 posted on 04/12/2011 11:02:34 AM PDT by firebrand (Impeach Obama.)
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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kMdVx6xXrY8/TZ1t9vJBQGI/AAAAAAAAG4c/2XI_WeP0BaQ/s1600/The%2BGreat%2BRecovery.jpg


13 posted on 04/12/2011 11:03:47 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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Like Obama, the Easter Bunny doesn’t have a birth certificate either.


14 posted on 04/12/2011 11:04:36 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Silver, just buy the dips and thank me later.)
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To: marcbold

Neither one is interested in women.


15 posted on 04/12/2011 11:06:16 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: marcbold

The way they both roll, they are concerned about crack(s).


16 posted on 04/12/2011 11:07:48 AM PDT by Yaelle
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17 posted on 04/12/2011 11:12:26 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (A Birther: One who has questions or concerns over the birth of Barry Barack Hussein Soetero Obama)
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Both have buck teeth.


18 posted on 04/12/2011 11:21:34 AM PDT by Average Al
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Both only work for part of the day.


19 posted on 04/12/2011 11:35:22 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: marcbold
Obama wants to be worshipped.
20 posted on 04/12/2011 11:39:42 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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