The last post [on dying]

Penmachine.com ^ | May 4, 2011 | Derek Miller

[Matchett-PI]

"Have you or have you not read Tolle?"

I thought I made it clear that I would no more read Tolle than I would read Tony Robbins, Deepak Chopra or anyone else representing the Psychospiritual Left

[Daffynition]

Life by Cliff Notes. Cool.......Uhh, sir, get thee to a reflecting device, quick (if you wanna stay normal).

*The government specifies that line 17(b) should be filled in here, wherein you respond
“yes or no,” you do not yet understand the practical uses of the unexpected,
even when it is as harmless as the verbal variety, involving such meaningless
matters as mirrors and minnows.

According to a secret report from the nonstandard space agency,
some reasonable beings from an intelligent planet, while on a mission,
made an emergency landing on a certain world which proved to be most strange;
the inhabitants there purposefully made one another feel bad and guilty
through ceaseless verbal attacks on each other.
...(The report goes on to say that our crew repaired the fatibulator as quickly as possible,
and got the hell outta there.* [Whew! I’ll say.]) ;D

[Matchett-PI]

Ding! Ding!