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Congressman Unsure on Lewd Photo
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 4 June 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/04/2011 10:24:51 AM PDT by John Semmens

The scandal involving the transmission of a lewd photograph to 21 year-old college student Gennette Cordova via his “Twitter” account has Representative Anthony Weiner (D-NY) wondering what happened.

In response to the question of whether he is the person in the photo, Weiner replied, “You know, I’m not sure. Like any normal guy, I’ve fooled around with my camera—including taking pictures of myself. So, I guess it could be me in the photo, but I don’t remember sending it to that girl in Washington. That’s why I think my account must have been hacked.”

Weiner said it is unlikely that he will be calling for an investigation of the alleged hacking because “after all, who was hurt? Regardless of who sent the picture, it’s no big thing. I’m sure college girls see guys in their underwear, or less, a lot. I mean, isn’t it at colleges where streaking is done? I think just dropping the whole thing would be the best course for me and for America. Besides, all the attention to this is upsetting my wife.”

Fellow New Yorker, Senator Charles Schumer (D), agreed, “The media is making a mountain out of a molehill. If it’s okay for a President to get a blow job from an intern, why is a photo of a congressman in his underwear a federal case? Let’s not lose our perspective. It’s only a small peccadillo. We need to move on.”

Joy Behar of “The View” sees the incident as “evidence of a right wing vendetta founded on a ‘knee-jerk’ opposition to pornography, which psychologists all agree is healthy. I just wish Congressman Weiner would include me the next time he tweets a photo of himself.”

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TOPICS: Education; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; pornography; satire; sex; weinergate
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To: John Semmens
“The media is making a mountain out of a molehill.

*snicker*

21 posted on 06/04/2011 11:18:48 AM PDT by Outlaw Woman ("...; because thou hast rejected knowledge, I will also reject thee,... "Hosea 4:6)
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To: John Semmens

Bump


22 posted on 06/04/2011 11:19:01 AM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: John Semmens

Has anybody else had a bellyful of this?


23 posted on 06/04/2011 11:23:07 AM PDT by Scanian
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To: John Semmens

Has anybody else had a bellyful of this?


24 posted on 06/04/2011 11:26:59 AM PDT by Scanian
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To: John Semmens

LOL! For all the Democrats’ reviling of Nixon, it’s amazing how many of their Seventies Youth Corps grew up to revere him as a tactical role model. :)


25 posted on 06/04/2011 11:32:40 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ( "The right to offend is far more important than any right not to be offended." - Rowan Atkinson)
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To: dayglored

As the joke goes, he often wore a bathing suit into the tub so he wouldn’t have to look down at the unemployed.


26 posted on 06/04/2011 11:33:05 AM PDT by raccoonradio (..)
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To: John Semmens

Good one John. Thanks for the ping.


27 posted on 06/04/2011 11:37:38 AM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: Libloather; John Semmens; Condor51; stephenjohnbanker; TommyDale
WORKING THESIS "If it’s okay for a President to get a BJ from an intern, why is a photo of a Congressman in his underwear a federal case?"

It's good to use the Socratic method when arguing high-level Congressional cases.

28 posted on 06/04/2011 11:51:15 AM PDT by Liz
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To: John Semmens
Writes Semmens...Senator Charles Schumer (D), agreed, “The media is making a mountain out of a molehill. If it’s okay for a President to get a [you-know-what] from an intern, why is a photo of a congressman in his underwear a federal case? Let’s not lose our perspective...”

LOL, Mister Schumer might have said exactly that to his Dem pals.

Another fine column! One hopes that a copy of it could find its way onto a few bulletin boards in the Capitol.

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29 posted on 06/04/2011 12:10:16 PM PDT by Seaplaner (Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
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To: Scanian

I haven’t seen the pictures yet. Is he wearing his big boy undies or is he still wearing training pants?


30 posted on 06/04/2011 12:13:48 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open ( <o> ---)
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To: John Semmens
Fellow New Yorker, Senator Charles Schumer (D), agreed, “The media is making a mountain out of a molehill. If it’s okay for a President to get a blow job from an intern, why is a photo of a congressman in his underwear a federal case?

Now that's funny.

31 posted on 06/04/2011 12:58:07 PM PDT by gitmo (Hatred of those who think differently is the left's unifying principle.-Ralph Peters NY Post)
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To: John Semmens

Was it the NY Post that called him a “Peter Tweeter” this morning? LOL!


32 posted on 06/04/2011 2:38:55 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: John Semmens
It’s only a small peccadillo...

Yeah. Sumptin' like that...(laughing)

Good one, John!

33 posted on 06/04/2011 3:10:20 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: John Semmens

Anthony Weiner, the Democrats’ point man.


34 posted on 06/04/2011 4:25:55 PM PDT by TChad
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To: John Semmens

Thanks yet again for the ping, John.

Guys, read the rest of John’s stuff at the link if you haven’t already. The one about Nancy Pelosi sounds just about right.


35 posted on 06/04/2011 4:43:28 PM PDT by fatnotlazy
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To: John Semmens

In his defense, he thought she was a he. ;d


36 posted on 06/04/2011 6:23:34 PM PDT by Impy (Don't call me red.)
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To: John Semmens
That damned Oscar Meyer Wiener song keeps popping into my head.

Oh I think that it's a picture of the Weiner.
That is what I really do believe.
'Cause sending pictures of the Weiner
Shows the world his true depravity.

37 posted on 06/04/2011 6:47:11 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: John Semmens
...."wish they were an Oscar Mayer "

and WienerGATE continues....
if this had been a conservative...
but, we know the liberal bias.


38 posted on 06/04/2011 9:34:29 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (You do not have to smear (Pharaoh / Imam) Obama w/ lies....the truth does a fine job. :)
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To: John Semmens

Ya did good, took 13 post before it was discovered as Satire. lol. It has gotten now that I look for your name first before reading, and still enjoy them.hahaha


39 posted on 06/06/2011 5:40:48 PM PDT by annieokie
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To: Liz

I am guessing that the pic in the underwear was the least offensive.


40 posted on 06/06/2011 6:58:24 PM PDT by TommyDale
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