[VeniVidiVici]

The day after the 2008 election, my son came home, saying the girl he went out with voted for Obama because he was black. How can you have any conversation with someone so idiotic?

You have to have some fun and play with them.

At that point you should have responded with, "How ironic! I voted for McCain because he was white!"

[I still care]

That’s good. I’ll mention it to my son.

He’s usually pretty fast, but I think the sheer insanity of it caught him off guard.