NY Times: Keep The Family Peace By Letting Your Teens Have Sex At Home

Pajamas Media ^ | July 24, 2011 | Stephen Kruiser

[Steely Tom]

There was a family down the street from the house I grew up in that tried this, back in the early '70s. Dad was a big shot at the local university. It turned into kind of a Brady Bunch situation, with co-ed roommates.

They all turned out pretty messed up.

[Celtic Cross]

Satan has his way.

[hinckley buzzard]

Funny, what passes for "research" these days. Funny in a pathetic sort of way.

[TheDingoAteMyBaby]

And if home doesn’t work for trysts, there’s always willing public school teachers.

[rosepetal2010]

The reason I don’t go to NY Times for life advice.

[tlb]

At least keep a working lock on the bathroom door.

[Cyber Liberty]

What could go wrong?

[Talisker]

Initially her father was upset and worried about his daughter and his honor.

Dear Mr. Kruiser,

I'll ignore all your other hopey-changey Obamaisms and just zero in on this one, for which you should be run out of town on a rail.

The concept of a "fether being worried about his honor" involving his daughter's relationships, is a cover story for Muslims commiting murder against their own family members. Got that, jackass? MUSLIMS ONLY.

NO ONE ELSE ON THE PLANET murders their family members by invoking the word "honor," you lying piece of garbage. "Honor" does not mean, nor justify, murder, to ANYONE ELSE EXCEPT MUSLIMS, you filth.

So take your lying, seditious, apologetics for murdering Muslim scum, and your grotesque and insulting implication that ANYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET EXCEPT MUSLIMS would invoke the concept of "honor" to murder their own children and SHOVE IT.

Catholic? You're a Leftist tool, is what you are. And your shamelessness is matched only by the perversity of your lies, and your protection of child murderers. You. Are. Scum.

I - HOPE - I've been clear.

[mlocher]

Here, we see teenagers as helpless victims beset by raging hormones and believe parents should protect them from urges they cannot control.

Teaching self control is one of the most important jobs a parent has. It transcends the issue of teenage sex: drug use, theft, traffic laws, indulging in anger, etc. Parents that abdicate their responsibility are ultimately abdicating the norms that allow people to live together harmoniously in society.

[bigheadfred]

Back in the day cars had decent sized backseats.

Now...

It's like...

"Hey, isn't that Bills' daughter???"

[christianhomeschoolmommaof3]

Calm down and read the article. Mr Kruiser didn’t say that. It was said in the book he is talking about and no one said anything about Muslims and murder either. The father was worried that his reputation would be ruined because he had a daughter that was having sex.
Wow is all I can say.

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

I can envision several scenarios where this would end badly.

[TheDingoAteMyBaby]

That portion is not from Kruiser, but a quote from Amy Schalet’s book comparing sexual attitudes of Dutch and U.S. parents.

[matt04]

I’ve interviewed 130 people, all white, middle class and not particularly religious...

Glad to see they found away to keep race involved is such a high quality "study."

[trumandogz]

In high school, it was always best to date girls who had moms that worked.

[Venturer]

My son wanted to have his girlfriend move in with us.

I didn’t say No, I said Hell no.

Kids are hardheaded, they got an apartment, even got married eventually, that lasted 6 months when she ran off with another fellow of the darker persuasion.

Kids won’t listen they know it all ,and have been told that by their teachers and the new morals in America.

[gusty]

Any man who knowingly lets his teenage daughter screw in his house as he is sitting watching TV is a pussy. Another difference between the US and the Netherlands, besides the fathers in Holland are pussies, is the 2nd Amendment.

[JRandomFreeper]

I can envision several scenarios where this would end badly.

Like any of them where my daughters were involved.

MARRIAGE! THEN SEX!

Not terribly rational on the face of it, but it's a winning sociological strategy, and kids learn better when the message is simple and repeated often.

I had a complete porch shotgun that actually never got put together until both girls were married. It stayed next to the rocking chair, ready for yet another cleaning. Shovel leaned up next to it.

/johnny

[dfwgator]

Application for Permission to Date My Daughter
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless
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and current medical report from your doctor.

NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________

HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________

SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________

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HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______

Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No
If No, explain:
______________________________________________________________

Number of years they have been married ______________________________

If less than your age, explain
______________________________________________________________

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E. A tattoo? __Yes __No

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(IF YOU ANSWERED “YES” TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION
AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)

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______________________________________________________________

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______________________________________________________________

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______________________________________________________________

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mother? _____________

pastor? _____________

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______________________________________________________________

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______________________________________________________________

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