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DUmmie FUnnies 09-14-11 (WTF? Weprin-Turner Fratricide in DUmmieland)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 14, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 09/14/2011 9:27:57 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

WTF? Weprin lost to Turner, and it shouldn't have happened. So now the DUmmies are looking for someone to blame. A circular firing squad has formed, and the first shots have been fired. There's Weprin-Turner Fratricide in DUmmieland!

PJ has already given you one DUFU this morning on the stunning NY-9 election. But the result is so delicious, it's worth a second edition. It's a DUbble-DUFU Wednesday! I'm sampling from a bunch of different threads, so no particular link.

DUmmies in the Bolshevik Red. Me, Charles Henrickson, in the [brackets]. And away we go:

Boy. The people spoke LOUDLY> What a beating. 2012 is going to suck!

[Enjoy!]

Win The Future has basically turned into What The F***.

[Wear The Failure!]

Obama won the district with 55%

[Win The Past!]

Worry about what? The sun will still come up tomorrow. Chill.

[If Little Orphan Annie married Alfred E. Neuman, this DUmmie would be their offspring.]

Orthodox jews voting for the new Nazi party... amazing

[Blame it on the JOOOOOOOS! Also, flag on the play: Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies, 15 yards and a first down.]

There are no words. People should not assume that the Republicans will die EVER.

[Night of the Living Red.]

This is what happens when you text pictures of your penis on the internet.

[Weiner The Future.]

It should be noted that the MAJORITY of QUEENS voted for Weprin the Democrat.

[He carried the Bull Dykes, too.]

First time in 90 years that seat will be held by a Republican. About 45 straight elections it has gone Democratic and now it's Republican?

[Hope and Change!]

Shape of things to come with Obama at the top of the ticket in 2012!

[But, but how can that be?? I mean, Mr. Obama JUST gave the bestest presidential address in DECADES just last week! "Pass this bill!" he told us. So you would THINK voters would respond and SEND someone to pass this most urgent and necessary bill that we need so desperately right away. Wha' hoppen??]

all I have to say... is that voters in NY09 are f***ing stupid and will believe any lie you tell them...f*** you all! another vote in the House to get rid of SS, Medicare, etc...F*** YOU ALL!

[Bunch of Orthodox Jewish Nazis!!]

idiots in the district and idiots in the dem party leadership. And we're stuck voting for Obama. Sucks.

[Time to start thinking about moving overseas again!]

SH*TTY race, SH*TTY issues, SH*TTY candidates, just SH*TTY.

[It happens.]

Epic fail there. People aren't as afraid of Teapubs as we were hoping.

[MediScare and "Theocracy!" didn't work?? Oooh, this could be bad. . . .]

The Republicans had lots of money and propaganda in this race and used their favorite weapon, FEAR.

[But what about when you guys play YOUR Fear Card (which is, like, always)? And I quote, "People aren't as afraid of Teapubs as we were hoping."]

Too bad...and amazing that people will vote in a crazy. It's all about getting that "n" word out of THEIR White House.

[And now the Race Card gets played.]

More 11-Dimensional Bull$h!t Chess Games: We just can't see the "brilliance" of LOSING, LOSING, LOSING. Wait 'til 2012--I predict a massacre like 1980. Welcome, Pres. Perry and VP Palin. Your Theocracy is waiting.

[Welcome to your nightmare, DUmmieland. Your hatred of Christianity is showing.]

We may have effectively a 100% Republican government at the beginning of 2013. It's going to be a wild ride and may end with all the cars coming off the tracks. whee.

[No, a little louder: WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!]

Unbelievable. NYC has gone mental in this case.

[The Big Addle.]

If Americans are dumb enough to vote these people back into congress and the presidency. They deserve everything they get.

[That's it! We're moving to the Netherlands!]

The population is reaching the tipping point of desperation. . . . Desperation is a terrible thing...and we are on the verge of that tipping point..

[A double "tipping point" post! And it was NOT by Nadin!]

I expect a Republican sweep in the next election. Including presidency. . . . I predict we will see near total Republican control of the government starting 2013 unless Obama can do something heroic and miraculous soon.

[Wait, wait! He already DID! That "Pass this jobs bill" speech the other day. Didn't you hear it? Fantastic! Heroic! Miraculous! Recovery--no, BOOM TIMES--here we come! . . . I don't know how those voters in New York missed it! Oh, I suppose they were out attending one of their racist Jewish Nazi rallies or something. . . .]

This can't be right. I suspect deibold machines. There is no other answer for a district so heavily Democratic. The repukes find a way to steal it every time.

[DUmmie Mr Gerrity (13 posts), I suspect you are PLAYING with the DUmmies here, making sport of them, and therefore I'm calling you out as a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Clearly Voter Fraud By Repugs. You don't lose a district that is 3-1 Democrat to a Repug. You just don't. There has to be massive voter fraud by the Repugs and Weprin had better immediately file a challenge. This type of elction stealing by the Repugs must stop now.

[Hmm, this by DUmmie tidy_bowl (249 posts). I'm smelling a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL convention!]

Thanks sh*tbag Washington so-called Democrats. You f***ed us again, you spineless pieces of sh*t.

[Feel the love!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; ny9; turner; weprin; wtf
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Stock tip of the day: Antidepressants.
1 posted on 09/14/2011 9:28:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP?


2 posted on 09/14/2011 9:29:14 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (Shaking My Head on a daily basis)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Weprin-Turner Fratricide

Their debut album in 1978 was the best album of the 70's. Hands down.

3 posted on 09/14/2011 9:29:43 AM PDT by Mr.Unique (Very generic, non-offensive, tagline.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


4 posted on 09/14/2011 9:31:14 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (WTF??)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Did you guys happen to see the post on DU about someone shocked to hear Rush Limbaugh on her postal carrier’s radio? And he/she actually said something to the postal worker?


5 posted on 09/14/2011 9:31:32 AM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top ten?


6 posted on 09/14/2011 9:34:09 AM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper
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To: Eagle of Liberty
IBTP?

Well played, sir...

7 posted on 09/14/2011 9:34:17 AM PDT by null and void (Day 967 of America's holiday from reality...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Epic fail there. People aren’t as afraid of Teapubs as we were hoping.”

That just says so much, doesn’t it?


8 posted on 09/14/2011 9:34:51 AM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
This is what happens when you text pictures of your penis on the internet

How bout a picture of a pianist?

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9 posted on 09/14/2011 9:36:22 AM PDT by cripplecreek (A vote for Amnesty is a vote for a Permenant Democrat majority. ..Choose well.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Nazis? Tell me which candidate looks more like a Nazi!


10 posted on 09/14/2011 9:36:49 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: Charles Henrickson
[Blame it on the JOOOOOOOS! Also, flag on the play: Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies, 15 yards and a first down.]

:) Now, THAT was funny!
11 posted on 09/14/2011 9:37:03 AM PDT by paladinan (Rule #1: There is a God. Rule #2: It isn't you.)
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To: null and void
Well played, sir...

Thanks!! Been a LONG WHILE since I beat the ping....wait, that just sounded like something Weiner would say.....
12 posted on 09/14/2011 9:37:12 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (Shaking My Head on a daily basis)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Beautiful!!


13 posted on 09/14/2011 9:37:21 AM PDT by MNDude
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To: Mr.Unique
Weprin-Turner Fratricide

Taking Care of Business

14 posted on 09/14/2011 9:40:03 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (it has electrolytes. plants crave it)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The repukes find a way to steal it every time.

Which explains why obama was elected quite decisively?  If we COULD steal elections would we not steal the biggest one?  Boy, these people are idiots!

15 posted on 09/14/2011 9:41:47 AM PDT by softwarecreator
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To: Charles Henrickson
People aren't as afraid of Teapubs as we were hoping.

A VERY telling statement. Axelrod and Plouffe must really be wringing their hands this morning.

16 posted on 09/14/2011 9:43:39 AM PDT by Virginia Ridgerunner (Sarah Palin has crossed the Rubicon!)
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To: Mr.Unique; NeoCaveman; PJ-Comix

Weprin-Turner Freudenschade: WTF!


17 posted on 09/14/2011 9:44:01 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Weprin-Turner Freudenschade: WTF!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

They just don’t seem to be able to grasp reality. It is their ideas that don’ work ever. America has to be reminded about very 40 years about what happens when liberals rule and now they are seeing that up close and personal. We are not stupid, they are.


18 posted on 09/14/2011 9:46:35 AM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: Charles Henrickson

Lemme guess: it’s Weprin in the Hitler mustache?


19 posted on 09/14/2011 9:48:54 AM PDT by cake_crumb (Obama: the Unholy Won.)
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To: cake_crumb; PJ-Comix

He is the Weprin of Mustache Distraction.


20 posted on 09/14/2011 9:51:06 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Weprin-Turner Freudenschade: WTF!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Might be some FUn in this one.

Do you remember this?

http://www.amazon.com/Asylum-Choir-II-Leon-Russell/dp/B000002TYN


21 posted on 09/14/2011 9:52:16 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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To: Charles Henrickson
It should be noted that the MAJORITY of QUEENS voted for Weprin the Democrat.

[He carried the Bull Dykes, too.]

LOL!! That comment almost got me kicked out of the "Quiet Study" floor of the University library. You're bad!!! :-)

22 posted on 09/14/2011 9:52:43 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

As Godwin’s Law is to Nazism, there should be a Someone’s Law for Racism.

The original: “As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1 (100%).”

The racism version: “As an online political discussion grows longer, the probability of an invective involving racism approaches 1 (100%).”

... with the similar implication that when it happens, the argument is lost.


23 posted on 09/14/2011 9:55:52 AM PDT by AZLiberty (No tag today.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Great post!

Weprin [allegedly] dancing on the grave of his failed campaign:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWbeyXvtQYE


24 posted on 09/14/2011 9:57:27 AM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: softwarecreator

Complaining about fraud is just plain delusional. Turner won by about the same margin as polls had him leading. Orthodox Jews think Obama is an antisemite, for some strange reason. It may be related to the fact that his public actions and statements are indistinguishable from what a cryptoantisemite would do and say.


25 posted on 09/14/2011 9:58:39 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Ceterum autem censeo, Obama delenda est.)
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To: Mr.Unique

LMAO!


26 posted on 09/14/2011 10:00:33 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Charles Henrickson
[Wear The Failure!]

This has the makings of a good bumper sticker. "Wear the Failure" superimposed over a faded "Win the Future", with the first letter of each word bold and bright.

27 posted on 09/14/2011 10:00:49 AM PDT by meyer (We will not sit down and shut up.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I’m noticing a lot of carpet F-bombing this morning in dummieland.


28 posted on 09/14/2011 10:04:43 AM PDT by meyer (We will not sit down and shut up.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
First time in 90 years that seat will be held by a Republican. About 45 straight elections it has gone Democratic and now it's Republican?

[Hope and Change!]

Visions of Nov 2012 will be really bad at the DUmp.


idiots in the district and idiots in the dem party leadership. And we're stuck voting for Obama. Sucks.

[Time to start thinking about moving overseas again!]

Stuck with voting for barkie or better yet, stay home.


Unbelievable. NYC has gone mental in this case.

[The Big Addle.]

I'd say that sanity has returned to NY #09.


Thanks sh*tbag Washington so-called Democrats. You f***ed us again, you spineless pieces of sh*t.

[Feel the love!]

Just wait until Nov 2012. There will be plenty of love at DU from the [LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS].

29 posted on 09/14/2011 10:05:27 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, please let it rain in Texas. Amen.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I predict we will see near total Republican control of the government starting 2013 unless Obama can do something heroic and miraculous soon.

Heroic and miraculous? That's above his pay grade.

30 posted on 09/14/2011 10:07:27 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

>>So now the DUmmies are looking for someone to blame

Blame Bush I suppose—no wait, the Cheney-Halliburton Hurricane Machine, aka the Cheney-Halliburton Earthquake
Machine, is now the Cheney-Halliburton Election Fraud
Machine. Surely this was why the Dem lost! All those
Republicans committing election fraud!


31 posted on 09/14/2011 10:09:52 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: Charles Henrickson

>>Obama won the district with 55%

But the Dem lost this time, and...

“...elections have consequences...”


32 posted on 09/14/2011 10:11:14 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: Charles Henrickson
The population is reaching the tipping point of desperation. . . . Desperation is a terrible thing...and we are on the verge of that tipping point..
so that would be:
tipping point 2 + desperation 2 = 'terrible thing' 2
Right? Or do we multiply the two? It's been a while since I've had to do:
'Math For DUmmies'
...........

33 posted on 09/14/2011 10:13:37 AM PDT by Condor51 (Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Weprin looks like a plump version of Inspector Clouseau.


34 posted on 09/14/2011 10:15:04 AM PDT by 6SJ7 (atlasShruggedInd = TRUE)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Karl Rove got BushCo in therein order to get Obama-no in there so he could to get the Tea Cups in there! Now we are really screwed! Curse that Rove!!!


35 posted on 09/14/2011 10:33:18 AM PDT by woofie
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To: Charles Henrickson
More 11-Dimensional Bull$h!t Chess Games: We just can't see the "brilliance" of LOSING, LOSING, LOSING. Wait 'til 2012--I predict a massacre like 1980. Welcome, Pres. Perry and VP Palin. Your Theocracy is waiting.

Commit suicide now and beat the rush!

36 posted on 09/14/2011 10:33:31 AM PDT by bray (Palin is hated by the establishment of both Parties. Winner!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I can't help but think there are Republican "trolls" hanging out at DU and posting to make the libs look crazy. I mean, they can't really be that crazy, can they?

:::sarcasm off:::

37 posted on 09/14/2011 10:33:31 AM PDT by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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To: meyer; PJ-Comix
I’m noticing a lot of carpet F-bombing this morning in dummieland.

I love the smell of facepalm in the morning!


38 posted on 09/14/2011 10:35:56 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Weprin-Turner Freudenschade: WTF!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
This can't be right. I suspect deibold machines. There is no other answer for a district so heavily Democratic. The repukes find a way to steal it every time.

Check with "YOUR" FactCheck and they'll tell you that this DUFU statement is correct. The Repubs won NY-9 45 times in the past 90 years!

Wow! The word unhinged doesn't begin to cover the Communists' crap and total insanity.

39 posted on 09/14/2011 10:55:28 AM PDT by melancholy (0b0z0's '12 campaign slogan: Read My Lips, Nooo...Newwww...Joooobs.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
This can't be right. I suspect deibold machines. There is no other answer for a district so heavily Democratic. The repukes find a way to steal it every time.

Does this DU nutjob (I hope I didn't insult any NUTJOBS out there!!) really think DIEBOLD can rig an election?? If Diebold can rig an election... I wish DIEBOLD could rig one of their ATM machines to give more more $$$ then I ask for -- and tell the bank i tok out less $$$.

Stock Tip....buy stock in EliLilly (maker of Prozac --the DU needs Prozac today!!)

40 posted on 09/14/2011 11:26:42 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Palin/Bachman 2012....What would the NAGS say? :-))
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To: 6SJ7
Weprin looks like a plump version of Inspector Clouseau.

LOL!

"Zeese iss ahn outRAGE!!"

41 posted on 09/14/2011 11:55:06 AM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: MEGoody
I can't help but think there are Republican "trolls" hanging out at DU and posting to make the libs look crazy. I mean, they can't really be that crazy, can they?

Oh, they really can. And are.

42 posted on 09/14/2011 12:35:19 PM PDT by chesley (Eat what you want, and die like a man. Never trust anyone who hasn't been punched in the face)
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To: Charles Henrickson
He is the Weprin of Mustache Distraction.

Masterful! I think the tea I just sprayed reached my monitor! But I did manage to suppress the loud guffaw just in time.

43 posted on 09/14/2011 12:53:42 PM PDT by MissNomer
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To: Charles Henrickson

Weprin’s Wig has a hot date with Traficant’s Rug.


44 posted on 09/14/2011 1:52:49 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Weprin's Wig has a hot date with Traficant's Rug.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Weprin is now so disgusted with the Democrats, he’s joining the Wig Party.


45 posted on 09/14/2011 1:55:12 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Weprin-Turner Freudenschade: WTF!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thread link?


46 posted on 09/14/2011 1:55:49 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Weprin's Wig has a hot date with Traficant's Rug.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I picked and chose from about six threads, so I didn’t bother linking.


47 posted on 09/14/2011 1:57:55 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Weprin-Turner Freudenschade: WTF!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
David Weprin's Wig now has its own PAGE at Facebook and now posting his observations. I urge everyone here with a Facebook account become friends with Weprin Wig.
48 posted on 09/14/2011 2:47:55 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Weprin's Wig has a hot date with Traficant's Rug.)
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To: Fantasywriter; TheOldLady
David Weprin is almost as cool a dancer as these guys.
49 posted on 09/14/2011 2:57:13 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Methinks supporters of Weprin need some Meprin ...
50 posted on 09/14/2011 3:21:26 PM PDT by mikrofon (Welcome to Club Meds)
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