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DUmmie FUnnies 09-14-11 (WTF? Weprin-Turner Fratricide in DUmmieland)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 14, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 09/14/2011 9:27:57 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

WTF? Weprin lost to Turner, and it shouldn't have happened. So now the DUmmies are looking for someone to blame. A circular firing squad has formed, and the first shots have been fired. There's Weprin-Turner Fratricide in DUmmieland!

PJ has already given you one DUFU this morning on the stunning NY-9 election. But the result is so delicious, it's worth a second edition. It's a DUbble-DUFU Wednesday! I'm sampling from a bunch of different threads, so no particular link.

DUmmies in the Bolshevik Red. Me, Charles Henrickson, in the [brackets]. And away we go:

Boy. The people spoke LOUDLY> What a beating. 2012 is going to suck!

[Enjoy!]

Win The Future has basically turned into What The F***.

[Wear The Failure!]

Obama won the district with 55%

[Win The Past!]

Worry about what? The sun will still come up tomorrow. Chill.

[If Little Orphan Annie married Alfred E. Neuman, this DUmmie would be their offspring.]

Orthodox jews voting for the new Nazi party... amazing

[Blame it on the JOOOOOOOS! Also, flag on the play: Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies, 15 yards and a first down.]

There are no words. People should not assume that the Republicans will die EVER.

[Night of the Living Red.]

This is what happens when you text pictures of your penis on the internet.

[Weiner The Future.]

It should be noted that the MAJORITY of QUEENS voted for Weprin the Democrat.

[He carried the Bull Dykes, too.]

First time in 90 years that seat will be held by a Republican. About 45 straight elections it has gone Democratic and now it's Republican?

[Hope and Change!]

Shape of things to come with Obama at the top of the ticket in 2012!

[But, but how can that be?? I mean, Mr. Obama JUST gave the bestest presidential address in DECADES just last week! "Pass this bill!" he told us. So you would THINK voters would respond and SEND someone to pass this most urgent and necessary bill that we need so desperately right away. Wha' hoppen??]

all I have to say... is that voters in NY09 are f***ing stupid and will believe any lie you tell them...f*** you all! another vote in the House to get rid of SS, Medicare, etc...F*** YOU ALL!

[Bunch of Orthodox Jewish Nazis!!]

idiots in the district and idiots in the dem party leadership. And we're stuck voting for Obama. Sucks.

[Time to start thinking about moving overseas again!]

SH*TTY race, SH*TTY issues, SH*TTY candidates, just SH*TTY.

[It happens.]

Epic fail there. People aren't as afraid of Teapubs as we were hoping.

[MediScare and "Theocracy!" didn't work?? Oooh, this could be bad. . . .]

The Republicans had lots of money and propaganda in this race and used their favorite weapon, FEAR.

[But what about when you guys play YOUR Fear Card (which is, like, always)? And I quote, "People aren't as afraid of Teapubs as we were hoping."]

Too bad...and amazing that people will vote in a crazy. It's all about getting that "n" word out of THEIR White House.

[And now the Race Card gets played.]

More 11-Dimensional Bull$h!t Chess Games: We just can't see the "brilliance" of LOSING, LOSING, LOSING. Wait 'til 2012--I predict a massacre like 1980. Welcome, Pres. Perry and VP Palin. Your Theocracy is waiting.

[Welcome to your nightmare, DUmmieland. Your hatred of Christianity is showing.]

We may have effectively a 100% Republican government at the beginning of 2013. It's going to be a wild ride and may end with all the cars coming off the tracks. whee.

[No, a little louder: WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!]

Unbelievable. NYC has gone mental in this case.

[The Big Addle.]

If Americans are dumb enough to vote these people back into congress and the presidency. They deserve everything they get.

[That's it! We're moving to the Netherlands!]

The population is reaching the tipping point of desperation. . . . Desperation is a terrible thing...and we are on the verge of that tipping point..

[A double "tipping point" post! And it was NOT by Nadin!]

I expect a Republican sweep in the next election. Including presidency. . . . I predict we will see near total Republican control of the government starting 2013 unless Obama can do something heroic and miraculous soon.

[Wait, wait! He already DID! That "Pass this jobs bill" speech the other day. Didn't you hear it? Fantastic! Heroic! Miraculous! Recovery--no, BOOM TIMES--here we come! . . . I don't know how those voters in New York missed it! Oh, I suppose they were out attending one of their racist Jewish Nazi rallies or something. . . .]

This can't be right. I suspect deibold machines. There is no other answer for a district so heavily Democratic. The repukes find a way to steal it every time.

[DUmmie Mr Gerrity (13 posts), I suspect you are PLAYING with the DUmmies here, making sport of them, and therefore I'm calling you out as a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Clearly Voter Fraud By Repugs. You don't lose a district that is 3-1 Democrat to a Repug. You just don't. There has to be massive voter fraud by the Repugs and Weprin had better immediately file a challenge. This type of elction stealing by the Repugs must stop now.

[Hmm, this by DUmmie tidy_bowl (249 posts). I'm smelling a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL convention!]

Thanks sh*tbag Washington so-called Democrats. You f***ed us again, you spineless pieces of sh*t.

[Feel the love!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; ny9; turner; weprin; wtf
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To: Charles Henrickson
People aren't as afraid of Teapubs as we were hoping.

I'm a little Teapub,
Short and stout.
"Mik" is my handle, here's where I spout.
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout-
So, rip the Libs and throw them out!

51 posted on 09/14/2011 3:53:12 PM PDT by mikrofon (TeaPub DUmb Scandal)
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To: Slings and Arrows

My eyes! What on earth possessed you to post that link! Just when you think the video can’t get worse, it does. How did such a disaster get over a million hits? It’s like watching a traffic accident unfold in real time, I guess. You want to look away but the horror grips you. Whoa—talk about things that cannot be unseen! This video is close to the top of the list.


52 posted on 09/14/2011 4:20:36 PM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: Slings and Arrows

American singers and dancers being dubbed by Bollywood singers? That’s one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen, and Disco still sucks.

Okay, okay. I was LMBO but kept thinking of Benny Lava.


53 posted on 09/14/2011 4:46:02 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Charles Henrickson

Now the main argument seems to be: Were the dem’s who got Weiner to resign “crotch-sniffers” or “lily livered”. You just can’t make this stuff up.


54 posted on 09/14/2011 5:40:56 PM PDT by Sapper26 (Political Refugee From the Obamanation)
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To: TheOldLady

Finnish music video, actually. (Makes perfect now, right?)


55 posted on 09/14/2011 6:48:24 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Fantasywriter

It’s from Finland.


56 posted on 09/14/2011 6:50:44 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: AZLiberty
As Godwin’s Law is to Nazism, there should be a Someone’s Law for Racism.

If we're gonna do it we should do it right. As Hitler was a Nazi's Nazi, Jesse Jackson is a racist's racist.

57 posted on 09/14/2011 8:10:57 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I love it. Talk about a bunch of mentally retarded idiots transferring their BS on their enemies.

Turner and the GOP used money and propaganda? Turner spent NOTHING! The Dems poured money into the race.

Republicans “steal” elections? How? Dems steal elections as a matter of record. I’ve never seen a GOP candidate steal anything.

Who cares if the district was 3-1 Dem registered? Can’t people vote for anyone they please?

These people are seriously deranged and should be locked up in padded cells. I guess Reagan’s 1984 landslide was all because they stuffed the ballots.

If these retarded morons weren’t so funny I might feel sorry for them.


58 posted on 09/14/2011 8:17:26 PM PDT by Fledermaus (I reported myself @ AttackWatch.com)
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To: cripplecreek

At least he was a Republican and a damn good pianist.


59 posted on 09/14/2011 8:18:18 PM PDT by Fledermaus (I reported myself @ AttackWatch.com)
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To: Charles Martel

I need to repair your fune. My what? Your fune.


60 posted on 09/14/2011 8:20:46 PM PDT by Fledermaus (I reported myself @ AttackWatch.com)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Yes, makes perfect now. You're right. I think.   ;-p
61 posted on 09/15/2011 3:21:15 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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